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Did Duke Nukem come back from the Underworld, kill a god, become a god, come back from the Underworld again, kill another god,and then enlist the titans help in taking over Olympus?

 

 

 

I think not.

 

 

 

More like attempting to destroy Olympus.

 

 

 

But yeah, Duke Nuken is no where near as bad a dude as Kratos. Duke Nukem sticks the finger up at you. Kratos rips your [bleep] arm off.

 

Don't forget before that he defeated another god and sealed up a titan. Not to mention he killed all three sisters of fate.

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Did Duke Nukem come back from the Underworld, kill a god, become a god, come back from the Underworld again, kill another god,and then enlist the titans help in taking over Olympus?

 

 

 

I think not.

 

 

 

More like attempting to destroy Olympus.

 

 

 

But yeah, Duke Nuken is no where near as bad a dude as Kratos. Duke Nukem sticks the finger up at you. Kratos rips your [bleep] arm off.

 

Don't forget before that he defeated another god and sealed up a titan. Not to mention he killed all three sisters of fate.

 

 

 

Now that we are in fictional characters what about Gordon Freeman? :-#

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Did Duke Nukem come back from the Underworld, kill a god, become a god, come back from the Underworld again, kill another god,and then enlist the titans help in taking over Olympus?

 

 

 

I think not.

 

 

 

More like attempting to destroy Olympus.

 

 

 

But yeah, Duke Nuken is no where near as bad a dude as Kratos. Duke Nukem sticks the finger up at you. Kratos rips your [bleep] arm off.

 

Don't forget before that he defeated another god and sealed up a titan. Not to mention he killed all three sisters of fate.

 

 

 

Now that we are in fictional characters what about Gordon Freeman? :-#

 

 

 

He's a Scientist. Not a badass.

 

 

 

And yeah, I wanted to mention the Sisters, but I didn't.

 

 

 

Lets not forget that Kratos went against the Gods to help his army, lost his powers through Zeus, and changed time so he could kick [wagon].

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Somehow I know I'm gonna be hated on when I say this, but all I'm gonna say is that Captain Falcon is badass because he did this:

 

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I dont care bout the rules right now.

 

So I'm gonna say that these 3 videogame characters are(obviously) badass.

 

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Kuja/Cloud.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyone disagree? :P

 

 

 

Halo sucks.

 

 

 

And you think Whiny Emo Boy is badass? lol.

 

 

 

Sephiroth is more badass than Cloud.

 

 

 

As for badass game characters... Kratos is the winner, hands down. Though Wolverine in the X-Men Origins game comes close.

 

 

 

And Vincent is more badass/awesome than Sephiroth.

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I dont care bout the rules right now.

 

So I'm gonna say that these 3 videogame characters are(obviously) badass.

 

Master Cheif

 

Kuja/Cloud.

 

 

 

 

 

Anyone disagree? :P

 

 

 

Halo sucks.

 

 

 

And you think Whiny Emo Boy is badass? lol.

 

 

 

Sephiroth is more badass than Cloud.

 

 

 

As for badass game characters... Kratos is the winner, hands down. Though Wolverine in the X-Men Origins game comes close.

 

 

 

And Vincent is more badass/awesome than Sephiroth.

 

 

 

And all three of them are a joke IMHO. Kefka is more badass anyhow.

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:l

 

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BUT NOT AS BADASS AS KRATOS!!!!!!11111111!

 

 

 

A video game character can't be defined as badass, unless of course you beat the game and you yourself (the one playing the game) leads them to their episodes of badassery. A crappy player can play the game once, die and then give up - making Kratos appear not very badass at all. So really it is you who is the badass in this context... although using a game controller and sitting in front of a screen to attain this ranking makes quite a paradox. Ah well. :)

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BUT NOT AS BADASS AS KRATOS!!!!!!11111111!

 

 

 

A video game character can't be defined as badass, unless of course you beat the game and you yourself (the one playing the game) leads them to their episodes of badassery. A crappy player can play the game once, die and then give up - making Kratos appear not very badass at all. So really it is you who is the badass in this context... although using a game controller and sitting in front of a screen to attain this ranking makes quite a paradox. Ah well. :)

 

Kratos has already done the deeds though. Don't you remember the end of GOW1? Kratos sits as god for the rest of time. That means he has already reobtained godhood. Gaia is just retelling the story.

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BUT NOT AS BADASS AS KRATOS!!!!!!11111111!

 

 

 

A video game character can't be defined as badass, unless of course you beat the game and you yourself (the one playing the game) leads them to their episodes of badassery. A crappy player can play the game once, die and then give up - making Kratos appear not very badass at all. So really it is you who is the badass in this context... although using a game controller and sitting in front of a screen to attain this ranking makes quite a paradox. Ah well. :)

 

Kratos has already done the deeds though. Don't you remember the end of GOW1? Kratos sits as god for the rest of time. That means he has already reobtained godhood. Gaia is just retelling the story.

 

 

 

Kratos is not real. That's why he's called a fictional character.

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BUT NOT AS BADASS AS KRATOS!!!!!!11111111!

 

 

 

A video game character can't be defined as badass, unless of course you beat the game and you yourself (the one playing the game) leads them to their episodes of badassery. A crappy player can play the game once, die and then give up - making Kratos appear not very badass at all. So really it is you who is the badass in this context... although using a game controller and sitting in front of a screen to attain this ranking makes quite a paradox. Ah well. :)

 

Kratos has already done the deeds though. Don't you remember the end of GOW1? Kratos sits as god for the rest of time. That means he has already reobtained godhood. Gaia is just retelling the story.

 

 

 

Kratos is not real. That's why he's called a fictional character.

 

Way to point out the obvious. What's next? Harry potter isn't real?

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BUT NOT AS BADASS AS KRATOS!!!!!!11111111!

 

 

 

A video game character can't be defined as badass, unless of course you beat the game and you yourself (the one playing the game) leads them to their episodes of badassery. A crappy player can play the game once, die and then give up - making Kratos appear not very badass at all. So really it is you who is the badass in this context... although using a game controller and sitting in front of a screen to attain this ranking makes quite a paradox. Ah well. :)

 

Kratos has already done the deeds though. Don't you remember the end of GOW1? Kratos sits as god for the rest of time. That means he has already reobtained godhood. Gaia is just retelling the story.

 

 

 

Kratos is not real. That's why he's called a fictional character.

 

Way to point out the obvious. What's next? Harry potter isn't real?

 

He... isn't.. real? :cry: :cry: :cry:

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BUT NOT AS BADASS AS KRATOS!!!!!!11111111!

 

 

 

A video game character can't be defined as badass, unless of course you beat the game and you yourself (the one playing the game) leads them to their episodes of badassery. A crappy player can play the game once, die and then give up - making Kratos appear not very badass at all. So really it is you who is the badass in this context... although using a game controller and sitting in front of a screen to attain this ranking makes quite a paradox. Ah well. :)

 

Kratos has already done the deeds though. Don't you remember the end of GOW1? Kratos sits as god for the rest of time. That means he has already reobtained godhood. Gaia is just retelling the story.

 

 

 

Kratos is not real. That's why he's called a fictional character.

 

Way to point out the obvious. What's next? Harry potter isn't real?

 

He... isn't.. real? :cry: :cry: :cry:

 

 

 

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Kratos is not real. That's why he's called a fictional character.

 

Way to point out the obvious. What's next? Harry potter isn't real?

 

 

 

Obviously it seems I have to point out the obvious. As you didn't even bother to read the first post in the thread.

 

 

 

Rules of Badassery

 

2) No fictional characters.

 

 

 

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Kratos is not real. That's why he's called a fictional character.

 

Way to point out the obvious. What's next? Harry potter isn't real?

 

 

 

Obviously it seems I have to point out the obvious. As you didn't even bother to read the first post in the thread.

 

Or you didn't bother to read the quote chain or last page.
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Kratos is not real. That's why he's called a fictional character.

 

Way to point out the obvious. What's next? Harry potter isn't real?

 

 

 

Obviously it seems I have to point out the obvious. As you didn't even bother to read the first post in the thread.

 

 

 

Rules of Badassery

 

2) No fictional characters.

 

 

 

durr

 

 

 

We've got to the point where people forgot its not about trying to outdo the last badass person.

 

 

 

And since he hasn't been mentioned before, if I remember.

 

 

 

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edit - changed my mind

 

 

 

Whilst I won't post the url, due to some pictures being damn gory etc, recent news held a man in the Yukon as being attacked in his sleep by a polar bed, said man then woke up, wrestled the bear, and shot it to death (presumably eating its heart and gaining its power)

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edit - changed my mind

 

 

 

Whilst I won't post the url, due to some pictures being damn gory etc, recent news held a man in the Yukon as being attacked in his sleep by a polar bed, said man then woke up, wrestled the bear, and shot it to death (presumably eating its heart and gaining its power)

 

 

 

I've heard a similar story, but it wasn't a polar bear. It was the world's largest bear recorded (12 feet or something) and there is a picture of a mutilated victim. It's probably the nastiest thing I ever saw. :?

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