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The first guy is actually a fashion designer, so no.

 

 

 

But he made fashion into something that is badass instead of something pansy-like. Just look at those glasses.

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The first guy is actually a fashion designer, so no.

 

 

 

But he made fashion into something that is badass instead of something pansy-like. Just look at those glasses.

 

 

 

Look at the shoes!

 

 

 

He can wear those and still look hard as nails. That is badass my friend.

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Dio Brando is indeed a badass because he can do this to someone.

 

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EDIT: And before I get hated on for posting a fictional character I'll post a real guy just to make you happy.

 

 

 

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Segata Sanshiro. He was considered to be an Asian Chuck Norris.

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Beatrix Kiddo from the Kill Bill series.

 

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She...

 

-survives a gunshot to the head.

 

-is the most lethal Tiger/Crane kung fu master in the world

 

-escapes from a nailed coffin 6+ feet underground

 

-kills hundreds with martial arts alone

 

-rehabilitates herself in a few hours, after being paralyzed

 

-is one of the only people in the world who can do the "Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique"

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In 1929, Werner Forssmann was a surgical trainee who wanted to learn about the heart. Unlike other wimpy doctors at the time, instead of learning about it from books or dead animals, he went for the more classic investigatory approach of "poke it with something."

 

 

 

Without any supervision, advice, or regard for that concept you call "survival," he cut a hole in his arm and pushed a catheter all the way up the limb and jammed it into his still-living heart.

 

 

 

A female nurse had volunteered for the procedure, and while he wouldn't risk anyone else (perhaps shouting "Dammit, it's too dangerous!"), he needed her to hand him the necessary surgical tools. So he laid her on the surgical table, gave her a painkiller, then performed the procedure on himself while she wasn't looking. That's right, this guy shoved two feet of cable into his own cardiac system as a sleight-of-hand trick, thereby permanently upstaging David Copperfield 27 years before he was even born.

 

 

 

He then walked--WALKED, mind you--with a tube hanging out of his [bleep]ing heart like some kind of price tag to the X-Ray room and presumably said "Hey guys, check out what I just did."

 

 

 

 

 

"I'm a very good doctor."

 

 

 

When another doctor desperately tried to pull the catheter out of him (perhaps shouting "Dammit, it's too dangerous!"), Werner had to kick him away because his hands were full with the cable running into his own heart. At this point it's clear that if a 10-man SWAT team composed entirely of Arnold Schwarzeneggers had attacked Forssman, he'd have beaten the life out of every single one, then performed lifesaving research on the corpses.

 

 

 

He was fired, probably for being tougher than everyone and everything else in the building (including the concrete foundations)--27 years later they gave him a Nobel Prize.

 

 

 

 

Lulz.

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In 1929, Werner Forssmann was a surgical trainee who wanted to learn about the heart. Unlike other wimpy doctors at the time, instead of learning about it from books or dead animals, he went for the more classic investigatory approach of "poke it with something."

 

 

 

Without any supervision, advice, or regard for that concept you call "survival," he cut a hole in his arm and pushed a catheter all the way up the limb and jammed it into his still-living heart.

 

 

 

A female nurse had volunteered for the procedure, and while he wouldn't risk anyone else (perhaps shouting "Dammit, it's too dangerous!"), he needed her to hand him the necessary surgical tools. So he laid her on the surgical table, gave her a painkiller, then performed the procedure on himself while she wasn't looking. That's right, this guy shoved two feet of cable into his own cardiac system as a sleight-of-hand trick, thereby permanently upstaging David Copperfield 27 years before he was even born.

 

 

 

He then walked--WALKED, mind you--with a tube hanging out of his [bleep] heart like some kind of price tag to the X-Ray room and presumably said "Hey guys, check out what I just did."

 

 

 

 

 

"I'm a very good doctor."

 

 

 

When another doctor desperately tried to pull the catheter out of him (perhaps shouting "Dammit, it's too dangerous!"), Werner had to kick him away because his hands were full with the cable running into his own heart. At this point it's clear that if a 10-man SWAT team composed entirely of Arnold Schwarzeneggers had attacked Forssman, he'd have beaten the life out of every single one, then performed lifesaving research on the corpses.

 

 

 

He was fired, probably for being tougher than everyone and everything else in the building (including the concrete foundations)--27 years later they gave him a Nobel Prize.

 

 

 

 

Lulz.

 

 

 

nice

 

 

 

What exactly did he learn from this?

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In 1929, Werner Forssmann was a surgical trainee who wanted to learn about the heart. Unlike other wimpy doctors at the time, instead of learning about it from books or dead animals, he went for the more classic investigatory approach of "poke it with something."

 

 

 

Without any supervision, advice, or regard for that concept you call "survival," he cut a hole in his arm and pushed a catheter all the way up the limb and jammed it into his still-living heart.

 

 

 

A female nurse had volunteered for the procedure, and while he wouldn't risk anyone else (perhaps shouting "Dammit, it's too dangerous!"), he needed her to hand him the necessary surgical tools. So he laid her on the surgical table, gave her a painkiller, then performed the procedure on himself while she wasn't looking. That's right, this guy shoved two feet of cable into his own cardiac system as a sleight-of-hand trick, thereby permanently upstaging David Copperfield 27 years before he was even born.

 

 

 

He then walked--WALKED, mind you--with a tube hanging out of his [bleep] heart like some kind of price tag to the X-Ray room and presumably said "Hey guys, check out what I just did."

 

 

 

 

 

"I'm a very good doctor."

 

 

 

When another doctor desperately tried to pull the catheter out of him (perhaps shouting "Dammit, it's too dangerous!"), Werner had to kick him away because his hands were full with the cable running into his own heart. At this point it's clear that if a 10-man SWAT team composed entirely of Arnold Schwarzeneggers had attacked Forssman, he'd have beaten the life out of every single one, then performed lifesaving research on the corpses.

 

 

 

He was fired, probably for being tougher than everyone and everything else in the building (including the concrete foundations)--27 years later they gave him a Nobel Prize.

 

 

 

 

Lulz.

 

 

 

nice

 

 

 

What exactly did he learn from this?

 

 

 

Stabbing yourself in the heart is fun...?

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well he won a nobel prize so did he get any useful medical info from stabbing himself?

 

Sure he did. He learned that stabbing yourself in the heart hurts. Such an important discovery deserves a Nobel prize.

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well he won a nobel prize so did he get any useful medical info from stabbing himself?

 

Sure he did. He learned that stabbing yourself in the heart hurts. Such an important discovery deserves a Nobel prize.

 

Forßmann was born in Berlin on August 29, 1904. Upon graduating from Askanische Gymnasium, he entered the University of Berlin to study medicine, passing the State Examination in 1929.[1]

 

 

 

He hypothesized that a catheter could be inserted directly into the heart, for such applications as directly delivering drugs, injecting radiopaque dyes, or measuring blood pressure. The fear at the time was that such an intrusion into the heart would be fatal.[2] In order to prove his point, he decided to try the experiment on himself.

 

 

 

In 1929, while working in Eberswalde, he performed the first human cardiac catheterization. He ignored his department chief and tied his assistant to an operating table. [3]Then, he anesthetized his own lower arm and inserted a cannula into his antecubital vein, threading it 65cm all the way to his heart. [1] Afterwards, he walked some distance to the X-ray department to photograph the catheter which was now lying in his right auricle.

 

 

 

The head clinician at Eberswalde, recognizing Werner's discovery, created an unpaid position for him at the Berliner Charité Hospital, working under Ferdinand Sauerbruch. Though, once Sauerbruch saw his paper, he was thrown out of the hospital. Sauerbruch commented, "You certainly can't begin surgery in that manner".[4] Facing such disciplinary action for self-experimentation, he was forced to quit cardiology and take up urology.[2]

 

 

 

He left to work at City Hospital at Mainz. And then, went to study urology under Karl Heusch at the Rudolf Virchow Hospital in Berlin. Later, he was appointed Chief of the Surgical Clinic at both the City Hospital at Dresden-Friedrichstadt and the Robert Koch Hospital in Berlin.[1]

 

 

 

In 1933, he married Dr. Elsbet Engel, a specialist in urology.

 

 

 

At the start of World War II, he became a medical officer. In the course of his service, he rose to the rank of Sergeant-Major, until he was captured and put into a POW camp. Upon his release, in 1945, he worked as a lumberjack and then as a country doctor in Schwarzwald with his wife. In 1950, he began practicing as urologist in Bad Kreuznach[1][2]

 

 

 

During the time of his imprisonment, his paper was read by André Frédéric Cournand and [bleep]inson W. Richards. They developed ways of applying his technique to heart disease diagnosis and research. And, in 1956, the Nobel Prize in Physiology or Medicine was awarded to Cournand, Richards, and Forssmann.[1]

 

 

 

After winning the Nobel Prize, he was given the position of Honorary Professor of Surgery and Urology at the University of Mainz.[1]

 

 

 

Later, in 1954, he was given the Leibniz Medal of the German Academy of Sciences. And, in 1961, he became an Honorary Professor at the National University of Cordoba.[1]. In 1962, he became a member of the Executive Board of the German Surgical Society. He also became a member of the American College of Chest Physicians, honorary member of the Swedish Society of Cardiology, the German Society of Urology, and the German Child Welfare Association.[1]

 

 

 

He and Elsbet had six children: Klaus Forssmann in 1934, Knut Forssmann in 1936, Jörg Forssmann in 1938, Wolf Forssmann in 1939 (who was first to isolate the atrial natriuretic peptide), Bernd Forssmann in 1940 (who helped develop the first clinical lithotriptor), and Renate Forssmann in 1943.[1][2]

 

 

 

He died in Schopfheim, Germany of heart failure on June 1, 1979.[2]

 

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dzihouchan, i lulz'd hard.

 

XD

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Chuko (Zhuge) "Sleeping Dragon" Liang

 

Simo "White Death" Hayha

 

Audie Murphy

 

Jack Churchill

 

 

 

Are all freaking incredible people. Easily in the top 5 badasses ever.

 

 

 

and Werner Forssmann made me lol.

 

 

 

Some quickies that everyone should know include:

 

William Wallace

 

El Cid

 

Davey Crocket

 

Al Capone

 

King Shaka Zulu

 

Vlad the Impaler

 

 

 

But most importantly is a black soldier that served during the American Civil War. I'm killing myself right now for forgetting his name (it was something rather simple). Basically he and one other man stormed a Confederate outpost with about two dozen men stationed. He was low on ammo and shot like 5 or 6 as he approached. His buddy was immidiatly killed. He was shot numerous times (i can't find him on wiki due to my forgetting his name, so sorry for the vague details :wall: ) and suffered multiple stab wounds. He killed the ramaining men with a knife sticking out of him with his bare hands, and a knife. He walked back home to tell the tale.

 

 

 

I wrote his whole story down in an old history notebook. I'm going to have to go hunt it down.

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Some quickies that everyone should know include:

 

William Wallace

 

El Cid

 

Davey Crocket

 

Al Capone

 

King Shaka Zulu

 

Vlad the Impaler

 

 

 

 

What single act makes Al Capone a basass? Everyone else has a single defining victory (or moment of Badassery) except Al Capone - his mob messed up the St Valentines Day because they didn't get Bugs Moran (the boss of their biggest rivals who they intended to kill on that day).

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and in our own despair, against our will, comes wisdom to us by the awful grace of God.

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