The Jb wouldn't be there except that's what we've been looking at in AP Lang... There were eighth graders shadowing some people today and they must have thought that class was a joke.

 

Oh wait... The teaher has no curriculum to work with and has been making it up while he goes along and made us analyze a JB video for his amusement.

Stop having sick thoughts Wits.

 

:twisted: ok

AP Lang did teach me the word to describe Rebecca Black, kitsch

Now I'm gon' head off for a day of school that I wish I could avoid.

miaw

Stupid broken sunglasses

PEPSI

HALO

My socially awkward friend was trying to act tough at lunch today so he kept saying "[f-word] you". I called him out on it and he got all mad, so he threw a semi-full water bottle he had at me. I grabbed it and I think my initial reaction was to throw it back but I just said, "Ok you threw a bottle at me, you still sound like a [homosexual] when you say it." after which i promptly tossed the bottle to one of my friends, who threw it at him, and they got in a bit of a fight throwing it at each other, socially awkward friend desperately trying to earn respect.

 

I think I handled it rather well.

 

Fun Fact: if you buy and drink a bottle of water, then fill it with tap water every day for 10 years, you still will not have spent as much as you did for the original water.

Be nice to the socially awkward. They really can't help it. And they just want friends.

 

Speaking completely from experience here. :(

 

Agreed with Goon.

 

Also, saw Zoe's pictures.

 

My reaction was "Oh woah."

 

And that means..?

it means that he thinks you're cute. also I've been posting this pic of myself on fg... so they're... they think taht any girl that comes on here will look like that. :thumbsup:

http://a4.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/36852_435458245780_547850780_6269768_1065555_n.jpg

Yeah basically.

 

Though, now that I've seen a real picture of you, you don't look as bad as you make yourself out to be. I know a girl who looks a lot like you except she always wears skirts and has hair halfway down her back. And she's pretty cool. So yeah.

hi

SO YEAH

AND THEN LIKE

...I don't think my mom plans on cooking dinner

that sucks

cooking experience is whats good for me

my dad isnt home most of the time so i learneth to cooketh

Cooking is cooking.

i actually enjoy cooking

I wish I was little bit taller.

I wish I was a baller.

I wish a girl who looked good, I would call 'er.

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat...

 

My friend was singing that song once and she totally stumbled over that line and said babbit instead of rabbit and I called her out on it, I don't think she believes me to this day. But every time she tries singing it after that I'd yell babbit and she wouldn't get through it without laughing :)

with a bat and a '64 impala.

 

My friend and I had this song introduced to us on a detasseling bus a couple years ago. Once detasseling ended we forgot about it until today.

@who that pic, i was hiking with my sisters and noticed my decrease in stamina. i was hot and sweaty.. and my body swelled up. so i wasn't feeling camera friendly.

Ah [bleep] it, green text story anyways.

>Been feeling progressively sicker/[cabbage]tier all day today.

>I have a headache, that's been getting worse and worse, and now a stomach ache.

>This week been I've buying nuts from local shop that is notorious for having expired foods on their shelves, unless it's junk food or meats.

>Checked on the bag I bought today. Expires Feb 22 11.

>God knows what the other three bags were.

>my face when I'll probably have food poisoning tonight, throw up a lung tomorrow, and miss my spanish test.

is green text copypasta?

no.

why put all those arrows then?