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WARNING TO ANYONE EASILY OFFENDED: THE FOLLOWING STORY MAY OFFEND YOU IF PEOPLE(Me) ACTING PRETTY SHALLOW OFFENDS YOU

 

 

 

Today at school:

was sitting with some friends during study hall.

Girl next to me is playing Mario, starts semi freaking out about how she cant beat this one level, pretty much entirely towards me

i show almost no interest, saying pretty much, i dunno what to tell you, yet she persists

It becomes pretty clear she is trying to flirt/ wants my attention

Mid-story Note: She's kinda of a, ahem, big girl. Not huge, but not my type.

So all study hall i'm kinda cracking jokes, making people laugh(mainly sexual innuendo)

2 periods later I have lunch

Sitting with bro, i bring up how it was pretty obvious Girl 1 we shall call her was hitting on me.

So bro texts another girl who was sitting with us at the table, I guess telling her one of my comments about her being a big girl

Girl 2 texts back with the obligatory "lol thats so mean, and I'm fatter than her" comment and me she says I'm cute.

"[cabbage]" i declare.

Bro hands me the phone.

Girl 2 did say that.

near-end-of-story-note: girl 2 is rather "well endowed" and isn't fat.

Bro tells me she was recently looking for someone just to fool around with.

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you are not allowed to flirt with other women when you have fluff puff! <_<

 

-slaps ownage-

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Wits, he wasn't talking about flirting, he was talking about messing around, totally different.

 

:ohnoes: isn't it the same thing?

No, flirting is more words, gestures, etc and fooling around is physical.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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Same thing to be honest.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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it's sunny outside

my t-shirt i ordered like two weeks ago finally came in the mail

i'm sure i did awesome on the reading section of the state test we did today

girl i like whom i follow on tumblr reblogged more pictures of adorable cats and added my name in the tags

barely any homework

 

f yeah

 

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Wits, he wasn't talking about flirting, he was talking about messing around, totally different.

 

:ohnoes: isn't it the same thing?

No, flirting is more words, gestures, etc and fooling around is physical.

mfw there's a girl who references messing around, apparently without a negative connotation and isn't a [lady of the night].

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on another note i just got back from lax practice. I'm all sweaty and delicious.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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If you guys aren't gonna post I'm just gonna combo like it's my job.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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You mad?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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