If she does, either politely say no, or grab her by the breasts, quickly close and lock the door, come back to spamming, everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg.

I lol'd

Except it's going to be a group. Like 10 or so girls.

 

And at least one of them used to do Taekwondo. I could overpower 6 or 7, but not all 10.

 

Edit: Oh, and if they do this, they'll probably have a key to my house from my neighbor. :/

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by who_am_i

I somehow doubt all six will be standing right in front of your door. Plus you have the element of surprise.

Prepare for battle, find water balloons. Or substitute water filled bags for them. Or let out the dog. Or something.

 

Dead bolt lock. Hide. All lights out, silence, hide until they quit. Or leave, go outside and hide.

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by Fluffyzoe64

I don't. It's what they'll do.

You don't what

I'd laugh if they didn't show up and you're being paranoid about nothing

I know I probably am. But ya know, whatever.

They probably won't. And if they all are crammed in front of your door, then rather than grabbing one, do a quick "caress" of all them. Like running your hand along a fence. Only the fence is boobs.

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by SeanyTheBear

Or. Show up to the door, completely naked.

Or. Show up to the door, completely naked.

I like the way you think.

 

Not the concept of Tyler naked, but the cleverness of the ploy.

Alright, that's what I'll do.

 

Thanks zoe.

Okay. I see no way that the plan would go wrong. Unless they laughed or took pictures, but I think the pure shock may leave them little room for thought.

You must do it completely normal. As though nothing is out of place.

 

Note: If it's cold over there atm you may want to *ahem*"get ready" first

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by SeanyTheBear

I'm also going to be carrying an axe.

Like, hey ladies, what's up? Oh sorry, I don't feel like going out. Please close the door, I feel a draft.

 

Axe, or large firearm, whichever you have easier access to.

 

Firearm, not gun, no love gun jokes. Or jokes about a draft on your shaft. No, that'd streak my little mind. Streak.

Edited March 20, 201115 yr by Fluffyzoe64

I'm also going to be carrying an axe.

If you happen to have one of those "homemaker" magazines, have that too.

I don't. Should I run to the store?

Maybe draw smiley faces on your skin, or give yourself a tramp stamp, so if they happen to see when you turn around and walk away

nah, it woulda just been an added wtf. If you had an axe they could reason you were doing something incredibly masculine, and to enhance the masculinity you had to be naked. but if you had had a homemaker magazine, that would completely throw them off.

Oooh. I think there's a 17 somewhere around here.

 

Err, don't ask why.

Watch them through the window as they leave.

Cs55.

Cs55.

Are you caught up on our discussion?

He was [bleep], and failed the hand check.