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321, why are you still up? It's 12 o'clock and you have school tomorrow.

Get out of here with your logic.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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I LOVE THE WORLD

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Today was the talent show, the finale to arts fest.

So this land whale goes up to sing some Arviel Latrine song, with the original singer's voice still playing in the background, wearing the tightest jeans I have ever seen. So she sits down and tries, keyword here "tries", to look attractive. I almost gagged. I was thinking about yelling out "MAN THE HARPOONS" but that would have just been wrong.

[hide] I bet she would be the perfect woman for Seany.

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Today a student was listening to his iPod during class. The teacher said "Pull that thing out and pay attention". (Should I have put the period on the inside of the quotes as well?) Without missing a beat, another student said "That's what she said". Mind you, everybody was pretty serious/quiet when this happened. There was at least a one second delay, then pretty much the whole class started laughing, including the teacher. It really wasn't that funny, but the timing was just perfect.

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