There was a cloudburst Sunday morning right when my friend was leaving for work. She drove me home across the street (spoiled I know) and I ran inside. 45 seconds later it wasn't raining and life went back to how it was 2 minutes before it started raining.

Smells like rain. Lovin' it.

Who else just loves to sit and watch lightning storms? :unsure:

I like seeing pictures of lightning, but it's too fleeting during real storms and the full "awe" effect is lost.

This thread makes me sad during these times. Get less life and come here and post, for my entertainment!

ohey Daxbro

Hai Bearbro.

hard times are hard

 

 

how goes it?

Feud qaa tyorfvautg NY nose.

all i got out of that is new york

 

 

 

Immediately thought of halo.

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Believe it or not i actually just got one. To be honest I'm probably completely overreacting/ overly optimistic, but i don't want to be "caught with my pants down".

 

ownage probably doesn't want to hear this from me... but steel yourself and listen because it's kinda important.

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1. condoms deteriorate after a while of being kept in a warm wallet for months. [wallet gets warm by your body heat]

2. if it's your first time putting on a condom, it might tear or rip or any of those lovely things. [you may want to buy a box and practice putting it on.]

3. in that case remember that there are other ways of enjoying sexual activity with wimmin that doesn't involve intercourse. [do not ask me to go into detail, because I will go into vivid detail and trippy will ban me]

4. you probably won't last long enough.. and use up the one condom you have fairly quickly. [so get a back up one]

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tl;dr get moar.

For once I actually appreciate this wits, but my mom told me this.

 

No sex was had, though she admitted she had a thing for me since 9th grade, and i got to touch her boobs a couple times. She looked through my wallet but I think she somehow missed the condom. Anywho, will continue to pursue.

 

Nice ninja halo.

she may have also been shy and not actually mentioned your condom even though she saw it.

 

if that is the case, then she's not a tease, and actually just very innocent. maybe.

you shouldn't rush to get rid of your precious virginity though...

 

if my precious secret crush, Severus, were to reveal he was a virgin, or if i got to travel back in time to when he was one, i'd probablly commit a heinous crime.

 

i guess it's a good thing he's a fictional character..

there's just something so deliciously sexy about knowing that the guy you're with is not experienced.

 

it makes me think of all the practice i could have him undertake... and make him re-do stuff over and over, while telling him he sucks and needs to improve his skills.

and at the end of the day he'd be a professional cook, and i'd be fat.

but everyone that i've ever talked to, who likes hp anyways, confirmed my own suspicious that severus is a sexy master in potions and in the kitchen...

 

and that he probably wouldn't be my slave without some severe magic.

Oh yeah, this thread thing! Silva, I bet if you saved snape's life he'd be honour bound to be your slav,e or at least your unwilling lifelong companion

snape died book 7

That's just what he wants you to think. Snape is slippery

how is snape slippery? does he oil himself? is that why his hair is greasy?

His hair's natural oil oozes down his head and coats the rest of his body in a thin film

this interests me greatly for my personal research.

 

do go on.

Well, as a result of an unfortunate potions accident, his slime glands, which were until then, perfectly normal, became overactive and began producing too much slime to be absorbed by his hair. The result is greasy hair and a slippery body.

you mean the sebaceous (or sebiferous) glands.