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Last one to post wins

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Back in april 321. April fools day.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Damn thunder needs to shut up.

 

I hate storms

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Tyler didn't prank call me to the best of my sister's knowledge.

 

So I watched a movie with my lady friend. Then after that we ended up going to her house, and then went to a family friend's with her parents, where we ate, and chilled for the good part of the day. Then we got back to her house, where we sat on a swing, and I "escalated" by putting my arm around her. We also kinda held hands during the moovie. I find the best way to "escalate" is to try and be sly about it, but if you get called on it, just confront it. So anyway, her dad pulled in and the arm thing ended, which apparently he saw because he talked to her in the house and he said something along the lines of "Why did his arm move so fast when I pulled in?". I was strongly considering asking him if i could date his daughter, because she said that's pretty much protocol, but when i asked her she said he'd almost certainly say no since she just broke up on Friday. So yeah that's my day.

 

tl;dr:321's "relationship" "escalates"

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Warning back on.

 

The storm looks like south America on the radar.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Oh also, whenever I do ask her dad for permission, I'm assuming i'll get the "what are your intentions" talk. Any advice from anyone except wits would be appreciated. I'm thinking I'll tackle it by telling him, I'm unsure and i wont pressure her(which I wouldn't), and wherever it goes, it will go.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Still on. Confirmed tornados. East of kearney, so opposite side from me.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Tyler didn't prank call me to the best of my sister's knowledge.

 

So I watched a movie with my lady friend. Then after that we ended up going to her house, and then went to a family friend's with her parents, where we ate, and chilled for the good part of the day. Then we got back to her house, where we sat on a swing, and I "escalated" by putting my arm around her. We also kinda held hands during the moovie. I find the best way to "escalate" is to try and be sly about it, but if you get called on it, just confront it. So anyway, her dad pulled in and the arm thing ended, which apparently he saw because he talked to her in the house and he said something along the lines of "Why did his arm move so fast when I pulled in?". I was strongly considering asking him if i could date his daughter, because she said that's pretty much protocol, but when i asked her she said he'd almost certainly say no since she just broke up on Friday. So yeah that's my day.

 

tl;dr:321's "relationship" "escalates"

 

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15 minutes until warning expires.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Tyler if you died, I actually would be kind of upset.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

It's quite adorable that you'll have to ask her dad for permission.

 

The "wherever it goes, it will go" part makes sense. Really, it seems like it'd be best to make the father understand that you are interested in his daughter without having specific intentions, but at the same time, you'll see what happens to decide how far the relationship goes.

 

I don't think I helped at all

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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i don't think it's any secret to you guys that I'd like to have sex with her, but the way I see it, if i have to trick or force her, I'm a failure as a man.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

There's nothing going to happen 321. It's past us, even if it's not over.

 

Edit: my situation, not yours.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

No u?

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Too much worry for nothing. As usual.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

Such is life.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

i don't think it's any secret to you guys that I'd like to have sex with her, but the way I see it, if i have to trick or force her, I'm a failure as a man.

see if you can slowly build the relationship

if not then

spike any drinks she has

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

maybe you missed the part where that makes me a failure as a man.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

thats why you slowly build the relationship

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

I just had an idea!

 

What if you built the relationship...by spiking her drinks!

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

I just had an idea!

 

What if you built the relationship...by spiking her drinks!

That might just be crazy enough to work...

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

Tylerelyt: Doin' [cabbage] crazy enough to work since 1994.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

>he was born in 1994

 

i seriously hope you guys don't do this

 

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