Hey I can do these state puns too!

I bet Tyler has corn flakes with a side of corn bread along with a tall glass of corn milk!

>Corn milk.

 

There's no such thing, silly.

Hey I can do these state puns too!

I bet Tyler has corn flakes with a side of corn bread along with a tall glass of corn milk!

>Corn milk.

 

There's no such thing, silly.

http://www.shesimmers.com/2009/09/raw-corn-milk.html

Oh. I have a dentist appointment tomorrow.

 

It won't hurt.

 

It'll only hurt a lot.

I've been to the dentist before.

I've been to the dentist before.

 

Don't worry, I'll tell the world your story.

 

 

[hide]I've been to the dentist too.

 

 

[hide]So I'm just trolling.[/hide][/hide]

Only the strongest will survive

 

Lead me to heaven when we die.

I am the shadow on the wall!

Jre new hour in his sing privabyis it. A reference to a weed but notiemly a song

:arrow:

I'll be the one to save us all!

Lurkers kill this thread.

I have to sit home today, no guy needs me to suck his [rooster] and no friends of mine need my company

You do realize the type of responses you're going to get right?

Yeah when I'm beating myself up I like it when others join in

Well, only you can stop beating yourself up. I can't go in your brain and stop the fight.

 

What seems to be the problem anyway?

-slaps fluffy on the left buttock-

 

stop that!

 

if no guy needs you to do that to him, then, find one who doesn't, and give it to him anyways!

 

:shock:

Whenever I'm left alone I realize how stupid I am for making the emotional investments I've made.

I'm starting to like silver wits here.

 

 

Kidding. Not all guys are in it for that, seriously.

Just got back from eating with friends. I feel better now.

I'm starting to like silver wits here.

 

 

Kidding. Not all guys are in it for that, seriously.

 

I know...

 

both robot and napalm agree that when a guy has a headache, he doesn't want his little guy to be taken care of, and that doing sexy things just makes his headache worse... <_<

 

 

before I heard that.. I had no idea guys were ever not into sexy time.

I didn't know that girls actually liked uhhh... giving if you get what I mean.

Carlos is a nice kitten

Gonna go out for a walk. Zoe, I recommend that same for you.

It'll make you happier.

Do 25 pushups.

 

 

:arrow:

 

 

>I just posted it.

Seriously, I did, but I pulled an Abc.

 

 

Holy [cabbage] Pepsi, you look like Adam Sessler in that picture.

 

not shopped [hide]

 

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I didn't know that girls actually liked uhhh... giving if you get what I mean.

 

:mellow: not many people would like being grabbed by the hair and gagged.. if you get what I mean...

I'm not posting what the dream was again.

You had your chance to read it the first time.