The sex is the joke

But the joke still involves sex, so would it not be a sex joke?

Or the lack thereof.

Rented my bed loft

Rented my bed loft

paying for sex

We better not post too many .gifs. Someone might be doing CPU intensive.

lol'd

 

 

 

I used to use Old Spice body wash but then I realized it was the same thing as pretty much every other brand of body wash and I was just paying for their commercials, so I bought cheaper stuff. Turned out to be a much better decision.

I did try an Adidas version but it wasn't as good for some reason.

 

inb4ponies

mornin' everypony.

 

soon the holidays are coming, I will have nearly un-interruptible 2 weeks to post on this thread.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TS9_ipu9GKw

Still listening to dat Tetris music.

My state and halo's state are the next to vote on gay marriage

You and your ponies greatly disturb me.

Canada has had this for a while now. I didn't know that until now.

 

Same-sex marriage was legally recognized in the provinces and territories as of the following dates:

10 June 2003: Ontario

8 July 2003: British Columbia

16 March 2004: Quebec

14 July 2004: Yukon territory

16 September 2004: Manitoba

24 September 2004: Nova Scotia

5 November 2004: Saskatchewan

21 December 2004: Newfoundland and Labrador

23 June 2005: New Brunswick

20 July 2005 (Civil Marriage Act): Alberta, Prince Edward Island, Nunavut territory, and the Northwest Territories

Note that in some of these cases, the marriage was in fact legal at an earlier date (for example, the Ontario ruling held that marriages performed in January 2001 were legal when performed), but the legality was questioned. As of the given dates, the legality was authoritatively established.

The decision by the Ontario government to recognize the marriage that took place in Toronto, Ontario, on January 14, 2001, makes Canada the first country in the world to have a same-sex marriage (the Netherlands and Belgium, which legalized same-sex marriage before Canada, had their first in April 2001 and January 2003, respectively).[2]

 

Wikipedia, but still...

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I just got extremely tired and hungry. Wat do?

Eat something. Then sleep.

BUT IT'S ONLY 7!

If you're tired it doesn't matter.

Eh I'll go to sleep around 9.

>see big spider

>"oh [cabbage] i need to get something to kill it with"

>get wad of toilet paper from bathroom

>come back

>giant spider is nowhere to be seen

>i'm in my bedroom

 

god damn it

"Not only spiders, but lots of insects! Have you ever woken up with your mouth open? Don't let this bother you. The average person consumes roughly 10-15 spiders in their sleep througout their lifetime. You've probably eaten more insects and spiders than you've realized. Actually, the FDA permits a certain number of insects and rat parts into your food, because it's inevitable that they're going to get in there."

 

errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh

Indeed.

Sometimes you gotta stop giving a [cabbage] about things.

To me, it's not really that disturbing. It's just surprising. I put that there because I know pie would be disturbed by it.