A very powerful wizard.

Hey Halo, how are those Black Knights?

I plan on becoming a wizard.

How are those Demons, Abc?

How about them Dragons, Pie?

I plan on becoming a man in a bear costume. I'll have a normal job and all, but when I'm not at work I will be a non-sexual furry all the time, dancing through the streets and making everyone who see's me feel their inner child.

A wizard = 30+ yo virgin

 

When I made my account for my job, it told me they directly deposited my paycheck. When it asked me for my account number, I'm pretty sure I put in my routing number by mistake. Will I still get the money? I should have just gotten my first check deposited and it's not there. Did it go to someone else? Did I [bleep] myself over?

Uh... just ask someone?

Just call your bank.

It's not even thanksgiving yet. Let's wait on the Christmas stuff till December.

It's not even thanksgiving yet. Let's wait on the Christmas stuff till December.

 

Uh... just ask someone?

I'm going to ask someone when I get there. I was just wondering if any of you were familiar with this kind of stuff.

 

Just call your bank.

My employer is the one actually depositing the checks, so I'm pretty sure it's a problem on their end. I guess I can give it a shot.

It's not even thanksgiving yet. Let's wait on the Christmas stuff till December.

 

You should work for Comedy Central.

I should.

I might go to Argentina for a semester. They're establishing that study abroad program to be available starting next year. Apparently professors and students from my school in the 1850s helped establish the public school system in Argentina and that connection was just made a couple years ago.

Neat, what school is that?

Did that really happen?

Winona-Argentina connection

Winona, where have I heard that before?

mah doday is a gurgalin'

What?

He has diarrhea.

Oh I get it now.

[bleep]. I think I just chipped my tooth.

Winona, where have I heard that before?

Applejack's dog in MLP.