acenator Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 *Builds automated fortress with automated zombie head turrets and all of New York City as ammo* Don't worry, I got it programmed not to shoot me, but to shoot everyone else and, no, it doesn't have any AI or self-changing code that might allow it to adapt and kill me as well. :twisted: > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 It'll never find me though. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 The point isn't to find you, but to just be awesome and have guns that shoot zombie heads at people. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Hm.. *goes to set up camera feeds to underground fortress* [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 380. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joke33 Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 wow, awesome post death... -.- My Blog of pure... Uhmm... Well... Something...Proud owner of Quest Cape, achieved 05.08.200829062th to Woodcutting 99, 02.05.2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 *Shoots Death with several zombie heads for posting nothing of significance* Try dodging a fully-automatic zombie-head cannon. :lol: [pane]test[/pane] > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joke33 Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 *steal acenator's h'ween masks* :twss: My Blog of pure... Uhmm... Well... Something...Proud owner of Quest Cape, achieved 05.08.200829062th to Woodcutting 99, 02.05.2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Not the h'ween masks!!! *Shoots joke33 with zombie heads and takes the masks back and hides them in the heart of my fortress; farts in joke33's general direction* > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joke33 Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 When I breathe in fart, I turn into Hulk! *smashes acenator's fortress and eats all the zombie heads* My Blog of pure... Uhmm... Well... Something...Proud owner of Quest Cape, achieved 05.08.200829062th to Woodcutting 99, 02.05.2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 *Uses large sheild to block zombie heads* Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Do I win? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 No. I do. [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Star. Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 n______n ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ CAUTION ☢ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joke33 Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 I am gonna win this now for sure! My Blog of pure... Uhmm... Well... Something...Proud owner of Quest Cape, achieved 05.08.200829062th to Woodcutting 99, 02.05.2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Yeah... About that... > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joke33 Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Liek omg under 200 posts :ohnoes: My Blog of pure... Uhmm... Well... Something...Proud owner of Quest Cape, achieved 05.08.200829062th to Woodcutting 99, 02.05.2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monk Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 If only I had the thread-locking ability.. :wall: [spoiler=Quotes]Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.I am Monk's [bleep] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip That started from this tropic port, aboard this tiny Ship. The mate was a mighty sailin' man, the Skipper brave and sure, Five passengers set sail that day for a three hour tour. A three hour tour. The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost. The Minnow would be lost. The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle With Gilligan, the Skipper too, a Millionaire and his wife, A movie star, the Professor and Mary Ann, here on Gilligan's Isle. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- So this is the tale of our castways, they're here for a long, long time they'll have to make the best of things, it's an uphill climb. The first mate and his Skipper too, will do their very best, to make the others comfortable, in their tropic island nest. No phone, no light no motor car, not a single luxury, like Robinson Crusoe, it's primative as can be. So join us here each week my freinds, you're sure to get a smile, from seven stranded castways, here on "Gilligan's Isle." > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 THE GAMEYou just lost. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Don't make me post more theme songs.... I'm warning you.... > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Don't make me post more theme songs.... I'm warning you.... Saywut? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joke33 Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Intro (Samberg): It seems like these days the whole world's on fire. Things keep blowin' the hell up,... And while all those rubberneckers and looky loos stand slackjawed starin, The real men have the nuts to walk away. Song: Cool guys don't look at explosions They blow things up and then walk away Who's got time to watch an explosion? Because cool guys have errands that they have to walk to.. Keep walkin', keep shinin' Don't look back keep on walkin' Keep struttin' slow motion The more you ignore it, the cooler you look Samberg: Ladies & gentlemen, please join me in welcoming.. Mr. Neil Diamond! Will Ferrell: ha ha ha....Where are we?! Cool guys don't look at explosions They stride for it in their diamond covered boots They wear jumpsuits with glitter and rhinestones And walk away in slow motion.. Keep walkin, you're cruisin.. Cherry Cherry...Sweet Caroline.. Denzel walks... Will Smith walks... Mark Wahlberg is wearin a hat! Samberg: Going solo....JJ Abrams! JJ Abrams solo Yeah! Okay. Because, Cool guys don't look at explosions, Walk fast from the roaring explosion, And don't think about the people you killed 2...3...4! x2AAAHHHHHHHHHH JJ Abrams outro My Blog of pure... Uhmm... Well... Something...Proud owner of Quest Cape, achieved 05.08.200829062th to Woodcutting 99, 02.05.2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ProtoGuy Posted June 11, 2009 Author Share Posted June 11, 2009 Lights go out and I can't be saved... Tides that I tried to swim against.. Brought me down upon my knees; Oh I beg, I beg and plead.. Singin', come out if things aren't said, Shoot an apple off my head.. And a, trouble that can't be named, Tigers waitin' to be tamed... Singing, yooooooooooouuuuuuohhhhhh... Yooooooooooouuuuuuuoooohhhhhh I like stir fry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted June 11, 2009 Share Posted June 11, 2009 Theyre creepy and theyre kooky, Mysterious and spooky, Theyre all together ooky, The Addams Family. Their house is a museum. When people come to see em They really are a screa-um. The Addams Family. Neat. Sweet. Petite. So get a witch's shawl on. A broomstick you can crawl on. Were gonna pay a call on The Addams Family. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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