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Apparently I'm going to become a pothead in college. My mom explained this to me by pointing out my selectiveness in beverages (no carbonation, no citrus), which would seriously limit what alcoholic beverages I'd consume. She says I'll go to Mexico frequently to "study Spanish," which means I'd go down there for weed.

 

I don't see myself smoking anything. Needles scare me, and they're hardcore, so I'd have to go through lower things to resort to that. I won't snort, I get bloody noses for no reason do why would I do something that would cause more? Pills, I'd be scared, there's no way to know what they'd be for sure.

 

Basically, I'm going to continue being a good child. Maybe I'll just have to be a sexual deviant or something.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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Yeah I don't need drugs or alcohol.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Yeah I don't need drugs or alcohol.

Sign one of a champion

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Oh hi Halt.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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stork isnt one of us

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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I feel less bad about my spammy ramblings after seeing what wittyface does

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Apparently I'm going to become a pothead in college. My mom explained this to me by pointing out my selectiveness in beverages (no carbonation, no citrus), which would seriously limit what alcoholic beverages I'd consume. She says I'll go to Mexico frequently to "study Spanish," which means I'd go down there for weed.

 

I don't see myself smoking anything. Needles scare me, and they're hardcore, so I'd have to go through lower things to resort to that. I won't snort, I get bloody noses for no reason do why would I do something that would cause more? Pills, I'd be scared, there's no way to know what they'd be for sure.

 

Basically, I'm going to continue being a good child. Maybe I'll just have to be a sexual deviant or something.

you forgot about taking meds p.r.

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The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Just got back from dinner.

 

Holy 12 guests.

 

We must be like a freak show on the forums.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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well i had a talk with lacey today

as in were still talking

so everythings better

also her boyfriend said he loved her yesterday

she said she couldnt say that becuase she didnt feel like that about him

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The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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well i had a talk with lacey today

as in were still talking

so everythings better

also her boyfriend said he loved her yesterday

she said she couldnt say that becuase she didnt feel like that about him

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yea. she'll also feel bad for breaking up with him now.. because "he loves her and she doesn't want to hurt his feelings"

 

unless she's a [bleep].

 

yea.. good luck with that.

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well its clearer now

so i can wait

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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