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so tired

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Meow

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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tis funny because I once had an ex that thought this method worked.

 

guess who never got anywhere near me again? <_<

 

Tyler?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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tis funny because I once had an ex that thought this method worked.

 

guess who never got anywhere near me again? <_<

 

Tyler?

 

<_<

 

 

hahaha.. I wish.

 

but i'm sure that who knows that pulling out isn't a method of birth control.

 

 

what pisses me off is that he was slightly older than me, and I'd known since grade 7 that pulling out doesn't work...

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Haha, this is awesome. Last week my brother came home and he had this big peanut candy bar, so I ask him to share some. So I was eating it when suddenly I chew something that was solid, sort of like plastic. So of course, I call the company to file a complaint, they never call back, so I end up calling again like 2 other times. Apparently the plastic thingy was just non soluted caramel. Today they sent me 10 of those bars, which is almost 2kg of candy bars for free. :thumbup:

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>last band class today

>chatting with our band teacher

>he's really looking forward to seeing me again next year

>have this feeling of heavy guilt the rest of the day.

 

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I should be more creeped out than I currently am.

 

Anyway, overplayed Peter just like I thought I would.

 

My friend payed me in ice cream. Between the two of us, the ice cream was 12 bucks. I only filled it half as full as I was going to.

 

Came home and slept. Now I have to do my paper route. But I'm in my pajamas and I don't want to change. So instead I'm drinking the rest of my ice cream cuz I overheated it.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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I saw an ad for people willing to do a paper route while my friend and I got ice cream yesterday.

 

They were offering 900$ a month. Yeah...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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NAPALM

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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