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I'll look forward to it, David.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I knew I'd have to shower eventually. I really should have showered this morning, but I couldn't get myself up early enough after staying up in my lonely room until 1:30 after a long day living off 5 hours of sleep, carrying things up to the third floor, and running around like a chicken without its head. I was gross. After an evening of hanging out with friends including random exploration of residence halls, eating dinner at 4:45 just because there was no line, watching the same comedian perform twice, and pushing through people to get shuttled back over to my home, I finally convinced myself to shower. It was 11:15. There were many random people just hanging out in the halls as I carried two towels and my shower caddy to the end of my hall. All of them were blurry to me since I'd taken out my contacts already, but it didn't matter much; they were strangers. I was lucky to get into the shower when I did; there were two showers open of the four in the room. I shut my first curtain, hung my towels, spilled my caddy all over the wet, angled, tile floor, only to realize I'd forgotten something: a razor. As I unloaded my shampoo, conditioner, and body wash, I heard two girls conversing. I caught that all four showers were now full. I couldn't give up my shower and look like a fool in the process. I completed my shower, brushed my teeth, and headed back to my room. I may be getting a bit hairy, but at least I smell good. Real good.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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What Halo? Have you not noticed the approximately 3 months that I've been up until 2 every night?

>last online TIF 45 minutes ago

>last online Steam 43 minutes ago

 

If you say so. You're wrong though.

 

>i'm wrong

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"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Back from the rodeo.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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Night.

Also, where is Ben?

I miss him.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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