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Grab toothbrush, tap on, wash toothbrush, tap off, apply toothpaste, tap on, get toothpaste wet, tap off, brush teeth, finish, tap on, wash toothbrush, tap off.

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Grab tooth brush, apply tooth paste, brush, clean off, go on my day.

 

 

I only use water once in my routine.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Grab toothbrush, tap on, wash toothbrush, tap off, apply toothpaste, brush teeth, finish, tap on, wash toothbrush, tap off.

 

And I wasn't singing badly, just didn't know I was singing.

 

Then why did you stop?

 

And uh oh, if Kimberly is here then...

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I don't sing.

 

Well, let me qualify that.

 

I don't sing alone, and I only sing with other people if they're the right people and it's the right thing for me to sing and I'm feeling obnoxious and full of energy.

 

The conditions must be prime.

 

I sing this:

But mostly just the Ne-Yo parts. Occaisonally the Pitbull raps. I have to be with Cyndi or Jessie though. Usually Cyndi, but since she is not here and Jessie is, it's been Jessie lately. Her boyfriend has been around for that to. Enjoyable experiences.

/FG/First thread post to when I joined the family.

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It takes me less than 3 minutes to walk to my school. I've been so bored recently that I have timed my self with the timer function on my ipod.

:mellow:

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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woooooow.

 

[hide]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

 

 

Stranger: hey

 

 

You: hi!

 

 

Stranger: welcome to todays show of...

 

 

Stranger: (fill in the blanks :)

 

 

You: hmmm

 

 

You: I don't even know

 

 

You: my creativity has gone missing, I must go hopping through a forest and find it

 

 

Stranger: welcome to todays show of retarted man hopping through forest

 

 

Stranger: today we ____________________

 

 

You: today we find out that [developmentally delayed]ed man is a woman

 

 

You: because she is, haha

 

 

Stranger: .. but now

 

 

Stranger: this is the segment where she flashes

 

 

You: funny that you say that, I was just picking at the annoying underwire in my bra

 

 

You: but I'm gonna flash a light, not my chest

 

 

Stranger: look at how brightly that torch shines

 

 

Stranger: and now to retarted man hopping through forest

 

 

You: oh, because he is a man now, he went out and grew a pair

 

 

You: he'll probably run into a tree or trip over a twig or something, quite the clutzy [developmentally delayed]

 

 

Stranger: what a lovely fall that was

 

 

Stranger: a slight gash

 

 

Stranger: but nothing serious

 

 

You: of course not, this show isn't serious enough for a serious injury

 

 

Stranger: and thats all the time we have for today

 

 

Stranger: till next time

 

 

Stranger: SHOW ME YOUR [bleep] BEFORE I LEAVE

 

 

You: ( . )( . )

 

 

Stranger: yum

 

 

Stranger: that was worth it

 

 

Stranger: nice meeting you :)

 

 

Stranger: aha

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