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I was playing FFVI/FFIII. I got to this part where there's this escort mission, right? You get the guy you're supposed to protect right before. Shortly after that, you get to a boss. The boss can kill him in one hit. There's no way to boost defense at this point in the game. What the [bleep], Square?

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So, last Friday I had that muchkin party that I think I posted about. Dylan was there, and so was another one of my friends who Dylan has been going on dates with for a while. For simplicity's sake, I'm going to just call her Dylan's Girlfriend. So, at the tail end of the party, we were playing the forehead game - take a sticky note, write something on it, attach it to someone else's forehead and everyone has to guess what they are. Dylan had to make a sticky note for his girlfriend. On the sticky note, he wrote "Drug-addicted [bleep]" because he wasn't sure what to write. You can imagine how that went down.

 

She was kind of mad at him, but she didn't really care all that much. Well, Dylan felt bad and so he kind of avoided her all weekend. On Sunday, apparently, another girl came to where Dylan works. She goes to the catholic school in town, so I'll call her Catholic girl. So, apparently Catholic girl and Dylan exchanged phone numbers, and that night they started texting each other and flirting and [cabbage]. Apparently. I can't imagine much really went on, but that's what he said. What he said was that Catholic girl asked him on a date, and Dylan was like, I'm going out with someone sort of, but I'd like to go out with you too, and she was like, Ok, just choose whoever you want.

 

So, last night, he's like, hey, I want to go out with you Catholic girl. Then, he texts his (ex-)girlfriend, and he's like, hey, I'm dumping you to go out with this other girl, but I'd still like to hang out. As he's typing this out, she sends him a text asking if he wants to go to a movie with her this weekend. And he's like, Uhh...sure?

 

The sad part of all this is that neither of them are mad or feeling bad about any of this. I'm pretty much pissed at Dylan because he's being a dick, and red headed girl, who's Dylan's (ex-)girlfriend's best friend, is pretty much in agreement with me. Dylan's (ex-)girlfriend is just like, Whatever, I don't care. I really don't. Dylan's like, Why are you mad at me? That makes no sense.

 

I really want to punch him, but meh.

 

That's it. Great story I know.

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In other news,

 

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My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Monk, write your paper in Word, not here

What paper?

You're in college. Are you telling me there isn't a paper that you're procrastinating on?

Well, there is one (two). But meh. English is last on my list of priorities.

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Goddammit Monk, stop being so full of win.

I am Monk's [bleep]

 

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Monk you wanna play?

Cause all we've been getting is British/Aussie kids.

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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MONK!

The once was a mexican called pepsi,

Or maybe it's just he had Hep C,

He was a pretty cool bro,

Bros generally are you know,

He hailed from the land of 'taters,

He was known to hate many-a-hater,

He likes a girl named Lacey,

His thoughts about her are kind of racy,

And also his dad likes to [rooster].

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