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Hmmm. It's weird not having homework or social plans at all. Well, I somewhat have social plans, just hanging out with Joshy Poshy and probably Steven Bevin later and probably going for another drive tonight. This weekend just feels weird.

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You guys constantly post those videos and I never watch them.

 

One day this week I woke up to my alarm thinking "is it time to get up?" and immediately my mind went "NOPE CHUCK TESTA". It was odd.

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Massive lag out of nowhere

 

I have a job interview (fo' rizzle this time) on Monday. Any tips?

yes. quite a lot.

 

  1. shower
  2. use deodourant
  3. wear a tie and a shirt with a collar. not a polo. if you have tattoos, cover it up.
  4. practice interview questions. get fg members on skype and practice your replies.
  5. arrive 15 minutes early. if you are chronically late, arrive there an hour early, and hang out at a coffee shop within 5 minutes walking distance, until 15 mins before.. and then arrive 15 mins early.
  6. iron your clothes
  7. do not wear sports shoes unless they are the type that can be mistaken for formal shoes. eg i have black sports shoes that i wear to work... right now im allowed to wear sports shoes.. i also have winterboots that look very formal... and i wear that for interviews even if its too hot to wear winter shoes.. [because i dont like shopping so for a long while i only had two pairs of boots...]
  8. your pants should not be jeans. if a place hires you even though you wear jeans.. i can guarantee that you won't like working there.
  9. do not wear patterns, basically... dress as if you are a conservative christian going to church in a high class neighbourhood. suits are good.. but regular collared shirt, preferably white or a pale pastel colour, tie, and dark coloured pants that match your outfit.
  10. if you have a cat or a dog.. give yourself two hours to remove lint from your clothes. a neat trick is spraying the clothes with water, and putting it in the dryer machine with a dryer sheet which will remove the static, lint and fur. 15 mins is all you need for that.
  11. make sure to eat a little bit of food. don't eat enough that you get sick.. just eat enough that your stomach won't grumble when talking to the person conducting the interviews.
  12. i personally don't talk to other people in the waiting room for an interview.. because.. i feel bad if it looks like i['ll get the job over them.
  13. when making your way to the interview, and in the waiting room, and on the way home.. be very careful and try to be a good human being. if there is an old lady who needs help crossing the street.. help her. if there's a mother with a stroller.. open the door for her and let her go through. after you're permanent on the job you can act as bastardly as you want.. but an interviewer might decide not to hire you if they notice that you're an ass.
  14. do not use lots of perfume enough that you overpower people and make them sick. if you must wear perfume or cologne... spray some in the air, and walk under it... or use one drop, and share it between your wrists,inside your elbows, behind your ears

 

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Shirtless because this is /fg/

I might just get rid of the chinstrap and shave it all off. I think the last time I was clean shaven (not counting hospitalization) was my sophomore year of high school.

 

the second and third pics look good. you might not be fully comfy with a full clean shaven face.. and if that is the case.. it is fine to leave your face as is. just make sure it is neat.

Yeah, depending on the job you may want to shave it all off. As sad as that may be.

 

if shaving it off means that he's not confident, and he's shy and more likely to stumble in the interview.. my advice is to just leave it.. but style the beard neatly with a small amount of hair gel.

 

a clean shave always looks more professional.

Unfortunately, I know this is the truth. I don't really get it. I think my first beard of the three looks the best. People are weird.

 

 

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Shirtless because this is /fg/

I might just get rid of the chinstrap and shave it all off. I think the last time I was clean shaven (not counting hospitalization) was my sophomore year of high school.

The last one looks a lot better. You have nice eyes, I recommend getting a different haircut. Just go to a salon or something and ask one of the female hair stylists to do something that looks good. It's not like that's necessary for the job interview, but if you want to look better in general.

 

you look fine just the way you are. you don't need to chop off all your hair. just comb it neatly in a low ponytail.. and use a little bit of hair gel.

What does /fg/ think happens after you die?

i think that when you die.. you go to heaven where it's really warm and there's lots of lava pits and lava flowing around in streams where you can toast your marshmallows.. and you get to meet all your loved ones who have already reached heaven. and there is a lot of local politics.. and god teh almighty you won't actually ever meet.. but when he is nearby.. everyone will quiver in fear and hide.

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im going bowling with some shipmates at 1700. entertain me until then.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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yes. quite a lot.

 

  1. shower
  2. use deodourant
  3. wear a tie and a shirt with a collar. not a polo. if you have tattoos, cover it up.
  4. practice interview questions. get fg members on skype and practice your replies.
  5. arrive 15 minutes early. if you are chronically late, arrive there an hour early, and hang out at a coffee shop within 5 minutes walking distance, until 15 mins before.. and then arrive 15 mins early.
  6. iron your clothes
  7. do not wear sports shoes unless they are the type that can be mistaken for formal shoes. eg i have black sports shoes that i wear to work... right now im allowed to wear sports shoes.. i also have winterboots that look very formal... and i wear that for interviews even if its too hot to wear winter shoes.. [because i dont like shopping so for a long while i only had two pairs of boots...]
  8. your pants should not be jeans. if a place hires you even though you wear jeans.. i can guarantee that you won't like working there.
  9. do not wear patterns, basically... dress as if you are a conservative christian going to church in a high class neighbourhood. suits are good.. but regular collared shirt, preferably white or a pale pastel colour, tie, and dark coloured pants that match your outfit.
  10. if you have a cat or a dog.. give yourself two hours to remove lint from your clothes. a neat trick is spraying the clothes with water, and putting it in the dryer machine with a dryer sheet which will remove the static, lint and fur. 15 mins is all you need for that.
  11. make sure to eat a little bit of food. don't eat enough that you get sick.. just eat enough that your stomach won't grumble when talking to the person conducting the interviews.
  12. i personally don't talk to other people in the waiting room for an interview.. because.. i feel bad if it looks like i['ll get the job over them.
  13. when making your way to the interview, and in the waiting room, and on the way home.. be very careful and try to be a good human being. if there is an old lady who needs help crossing the street.. help her. if there's a mother with a stroller.. open the door for her and let her go through. after you're permanent on the job you can act as bastardly as you want.. but an interviewer might decide not to hire you if they notice that you're an ass.
  14. do not use lots of perfume enough that you overpower people and make them sick. if you must wear perfume or cologne... spray some in the air, and walk under it... or use one drop, and share it between your wrists,inside your elbows, behind your ears

I'm applying to be a cashier at Dollar Tree, Inc. I think that's a little overkill, but I'll keep it in mind. I'll definitely try to dress decently and not smell like shit, etc. Thanks.

 

I always wear a watch (albeit a shitty one), so okay.

Oh, right. I probably wouldn't forgotten about my phone if you didn't mention it.

 

 

Obfuscator, add me to the list of winners on the first page.

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Being entertained is too Mainestream...

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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hit me up at 7247575182. i aint scurred.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Is that supposed to be a phone number?

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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People got lazy. I thought the military was supposed to make you not lazy.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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