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A very long time ago there were some short scary stories on cartoon network (like 5 minutest or so) that they would play between shows if I remember correctly. They always started with something among the lines of "This happened to a friend of a friend..." and there was one about a mattress that was super comfy because it moved or whatever. At the end it turns out the mattress was completely filled with cockroaches.

 

I coudln't sleep on my bed for days after that. I'd just go sleep on the couch.

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Since when you started taking things seriously.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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Does anybody want to passionately make love in the moonlight? I'm in the mood.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Asdfasklhdf, I want Back to Karkand so badly even though I play BF2.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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321 is homophobic. I'm sure he wouldn't go for you.

I don't see any females here.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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I'm so homophobic i showered with other dudes throughout boot camp, and grab other dudes junk for searches. Seems legit.

 

Halo, meet me at our special place at 1000. Ill bring the blanket and mood music.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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But there's no moon at 1000.

The sun is well up in the sky by then.

"Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick." - Master Tang

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But there's no moon at 1000.

The sun is well up in the sky by then.

Oh halo you are after my heart. I meant 10PM civilian time, most fools ask me to convert when I say 2200.

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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