Hedgehog Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 All ICBM's were shot down by our global anti ICBM satellites over noway. It's the winter in Norway in game time, so fires aren't going to do anything. And your country no longer exists, basically, from the MAD satellites that were dropped on you. Also, 95% of your citizens revolt. Imagine if the US government declared war on china, Russia, Iran, North Korea, Australia, and England for no reason, by dropping viruses on them, and then trying to destroy the world. Your soldiers would desert, and citizens would riot. Even if the ICBM's were shot down, the virus would spray down. If the virus landed in the water, it would survive and grow even more rapidly, until they reached land and infected anyone over there. If the viruses hit land, that country's people are pretty much goners. By the time you guys would find the cure, at least 98% of your population would be dead. Within a single year, the virus will have spread worldwide and have killed off almost all the wildlife in the world, and infected most of mankind. Even the thing that cures the virus would be completely gone. How awesome is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Biological superweapons? The [bleep]? I freaking hate bio weapons. They destroy entire settlements, they spread farther than their intentional targets, and they are very hard to stop once started. You have intention to destroy the world. You are far too dangerous to be allowed to stay. I have dispatched 9(yes nine) million Icarus drones, with intention of tearing Findenland apart until they find the vaccine. Any civilians which are rebelling will be escorted to Germania (Is that okay?) Any soldiers still fighting for their Out-of-his-mind leader will be cut down like wheat. We also request that no missile strikes be used against Findenland where NWO/Eurasian Alliance troops are. We also request that no more MAD be used against Findenland for now until our soldiers are safe. If it's okay, we would like to launch an invasion of Findenland, to ensure that the coup goes well. I won't deploy troops, however, if anyone still wishes to use RFGs/any other WMD that would put my troops in danger. Findenland has been declared Area 2. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I dispatch another 4 million Icarus drones to rape Findenland. Gtfo, sir. I'm basically ignoring your ICBMs, as there is no way in hell your scientists/high ranking officials would allow you to fire them. I use miniature ARC cannons to destroy those that do get fired, as the insane amounts of heat generated by the beams would totally fry the virus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_bert Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Please raise your hand if you're tired of Hedgehog's crap and will agree to ignore all his posts from now on? /raisehand Also, amazingly, 20 Finnish citizens have agreed for Japanese scientists to test their DNA to find the cure to the virus. As is the norm for events concerning Findenland, we found the vaccine in 4 minutes! 'Tis I, 'tis Vindice, 'tis I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Please raise your hand if you're tired of Hedgehog's crap and will agree to ignore all his posts from now on? /raisehand Also, amazingly, 20 Finnish citizens have agreed for Japanese scientists to test their DNA to find the cure to the virus. As is the norm for events concerning Findenland, we found the vaccine in 4 minutes! I will ignore his posts, but he really needs to be dealt with. :lol: SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paul191600 Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Contemplating whether or not to launch WMD at Fineland, but probably not due to costs and controversy. The sour dough of the epitmous pie hungers for another's sweet lips to be dulled into a state of most irreverant humblenessTUBULAR BELLS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 [hide=new map][/hide] Finland goes to Norway Sweden goes to Britannia The top half of Poland goes to Germania for our support in attacking Belarus Belarus, Lativa, Estonia, and Lithuania go to Russia I think this a fair enough split, and the one that makes the most sense. The territories Russia gains were once part of Russia, Poland gets re-united, Britannia gains land for his assistance and geographical poximity, and Norway gains Finland for their similar cultures. This okay for everyone? (I know Russia never posted about troops, but if he were online he would've been 100%. So I don't think that should really factor in, considering Hedgehog did attack Russia, so Russia would've responded). Germania has also tested a new type of nanosuit in the war. The results were an amazing success, and troop performance improved tremendously. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Contemplating whether or not to launch WMD at Fineland, but probably not due to costs and controversy. Doom and I have already launched WMDs at Findenland. Right now, I think it's just best to invade. We have millions of NWO troops pouring into Findenland, and I would be pissed if they were needlessly destroyed by unnecessary WMD strikes. Yes, Dusty, that's fine with me. If no NWO countries get a split, and they want some territory, I would be happy to share. After all, they DID help. :D SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wisp Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 The icbm's wouldn't do anything. They are literally melted in midair, and anything inside of them is destroyed. Virus's don't do so well against heat, especially hotter-than-the-sun heat. Citizens are being evaced to either norway or Germania, whichever is closer. We're looking for changes in their body that would help us find the vaccine. Hegemony-Spain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Biological superweapons? The [bleep]? I freaking hate bio weapons. They destroy entire settlements, they spread farther than their intentional targets, and they are very hard to stop once started. You have intention to destroy the world. You are far too dangerous to be allowed to stay. I have dispatched 9(yes nine) million Icarus drones, with intention of tearing Findenland apart until they find the vaccine. Any civilians which are rebelling will be escorted to Germania (Is that okay?) Any soldiers still fighting for their Out-of-his-mind leader will be cut down like wheat. We also request that no missile strikes be used against Findenland where NWO/Eurasian Alliance troops are. We also request that no more MAD be used against Findenland for now until our soldiers are safe. If it's okay, we would like to launch an invasion of Findenland, to ensure that the coup goes well. I won't deploy troops, however, if anyone still wishes to use RFGs/any other WMD that would put my troops in danger. Findenland has been declared Area 2. I'm going to start making a list of places made totally inhabitable by anything not vaccinated by my virus: Findenland Baltic Sea Any country bordering the Baltic Sea Ukraine Western Russia (closing in on Moscow) The U.K. (because of the viruses that landed off of its coast) The middle of the Atlantic ocean (~200 miles off the coast of Brazil) Most of the Western coast of Europe Northern half of Romania, spreading throughout the Balkan nations Most of Southeast Asia, spreading into India and China Sydney-area in Australia. The virus spreads really quickly, around 2 miles every hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 No. Shut the hell up and gtfo, your virus would only spread across your borders, and since my drones are killing anybody who even sneezes, the virus would not pass there. The virus in the ICBMs was fried by lasers and explosions, and I'm ignoring you dumping it in the sea, as no sailor would do that in their right mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latinoking Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 [hide=new map][/hide] Finland goes to Norway Sweden goes to Britannia The top half of Poland goes to Germania for our support in attacking Belarus Belarus, Lativa, Estonia, and Lithuania go to Russia I think this a fair enough split, and the one that makes the most sense. The territories Russia gains were once part of Russia, Poland gets re-united, Britannia gains land for his assistance and geographical poximity, and Norway gains Finland for their similar cultures. This okay for everyone? No, not okay with me. What the hell did Russia do to help? THE NWO helped more! Most of Southeast Asia, spreading into India and China The virus spreads really quickly, around 2 miles every hour. :lol: I am Teh_King[My dA][My Last.FM][My Twitter] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Sorry, Hedge. You already lost the war, and everyone will ignore your allegations that Great Britain was destroyed. That's ridiculous. Your planes never made it to London, in the first place. They were shot far away off so that it posed no threat. Any virus deployed into NWO nations or EA nations would quickly be destroyed. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latinoking Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 We're going to hold a world meeting how the new land will be split. I am Teh_King[My dA][My Last.FM][My Twitter] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 [hide=new map][/hide] Finland goes to Norway Sweden goes to Britannia The top half of Poland goes to Germania for our support in attacking Belarus Belarus, Lativa, Estonia, and Lithuania go to Russia I think this a fair enough split, and the one that makes the most sense. The territories Russia gains were once part of Russia, Poland gets re-united, Britannia gains land for his assistance and geographical poximity, and Norway gains Finland for their similar cultures. This okay for everyone? No, not okay with me. What the hell did Russia do to help? THE NWO helped more! Hey, I'll be glad to share with NWO nations. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I'd like the parts that were going to Russia/Britannia to go the NWO, to be honest. We can have a country that we all own equally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 We're going to hold a world meeting how the new land will be split. You're the only one who doesn't agree. Walka would've helped for sure had he been online, so I don't think he should be punished for not checking the thread compulsively like some of us. Let's just say I had temp control of Russia's armies, since our countries don't just power down when we sign off of TIF. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 I'd like the parts that were going to Russia/Britannia to go the NWO, to be honest. We can have a country that we all own equally. That's what I'm thinking about doing with Sweden. All NWO countries can own it. It can also house many production factories, and it can also be a good-will state. EDIT: If Doom/Indyfan don't mind, we can get Finland. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Sorry, Hedge. You already lost the war, and everyone will ignore your allegations that Great Britain was destroyed. That's ridiculous. Your planes never made it to London, in the first place. They were shot far away off so that it posed no threat. Any virus deployed into NWO nations or EA nations would quickly be destroyed. #-o I know I lost the war, Findenland is in ruins, not a single civilian is alive because everyone freaking nuked it. Look at a map and see how close the UK is too Findenland. Now imagine me releasing tons of the Virus I've been cultivating for 20 years into the water. Now imagine a bunch of the viruses making their way into your country. I think it's safe to say my virus is spreading across the world, and there is little you guys can do about it. You killed all of my citizens that were immune to it, so you can't really study it now. You guys will just have to randomly test a million substances to see what would cure the virus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Latinoking Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 We're going to hold a world meeting how the new land will be split. You're the only one who doesn't agree. Walka would've helped for sure had he been online, so I don't think he should be punished for not checking the thread compulsively like some of us. Let's just say I had temp control of Russia's armies, since our countries don't just power down when we sign off of TIF. Why are you turning a blind eye to the NWO? I am Teh_King[My dA][My Last.FM][My Twitter] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seraphi Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 We didn't kill the civilians... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Sorry, Hedge. You already lost the war, and everyone will ignore your allegations that Great Britain was destroyed. That's ridiculous. Your planes never made it to London, in the first place. They were shot far away off so that it posed no threat. Any virus deployed into NWO nations or EA nations would quickly be destroyed. #-o I know I lost the war, Findenland is in ruins, not a single civilian is alive because everyone freaking nuked it. Look at a map and see how close the UK is too Findenland. Now imagine me releasing tons of the Virus I've been cultivating for 20 years into the water. Now imagine a bunch of the viruses making their way into your country. I think it's safe to say my virus is spreading across the world, and there is little you guys can do about it. You killed all of my citizens that were immune to it, so you can't really study it now. You guys will just have to randomly test a million substances to see what would cure the virus. If we really did get infected (I'm sure people will ignore that anyway.), we could just take the DNA of the virus and find a cure. Besides, I'm sure some scientists from Findenland would not have agreed with you and would have allowed us to make some vaccines from their DNA in the name of peace and serenity. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a_bert Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Sorry, Hedge. You already lost the war, and everyone will ignore your allegations that Great Britain was destroyed. That's ridiculous. Your planes never made it to London, in the first place. They were shot far away off so that it posed no threat. Any virus deployed into NWO nations or EA nations would quickly be destroyed. #-o I know I lost the war, Findenland is in ruins, not a single civilian is alive because everyone freaking nuked it. Look at a map and see how close the UK is too Findenland. Now imagine me releasing tons of the Virus I've been cultivating for 20 years into the water. Now imagine a bunch of the viruses making their way into your country. I think it's safe to say my virus is spreading across the world, and there is little you guys can do about it. You killed all of my citizens that were immune to it, so you can't really study it now. You guys will just have to randomly test a million substances to see what would cure the virus. If we really did get infected (I'm sure people will ignore that anyway.), we could just take the DNA of the virus and find a cure. Besides, I'm sure some scientists from Findenland would not have agreed with you and would have allowed us to make some vaccines from their DNA in the name of peace and serenity. This. I'm okay with the original split; it's land we never expected to get so it really doesn't matter all that much to me. I'd be happy if Sere converted Sweden to a NWO state, but if you want to keep it that's also fine by me. Hedgehog, just stfu. The entire world working together against you would stop any spread of any stupid virus you have. 'Tis I, 'tis Vindice, 'tis I! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hedgehog Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 Sorry, Hedge. You already lost the war, and everyone will ignore your allegations that Great Britain was destroyed. That's ridiculous. Your planes never made it to London, in the first place. They were shot far away off so that it posed no threat. Any virus deployed into NWO nations or EA nations would quickly be destroyed. #-o I know I lost the war, Findenland is in ruins, not a single civilian is alive because everyone freaking nuked it. Look at a map and see how close the UK is too Findenland. Now imagine me releasing tons of the Virus I've been cultivating for 20 years into the water. Now imagine a bunch of the viruses making their way into your country. I think it's safe to say my virus is spreading across the world, and there is little you guys can do about it. You killed all of my citizens that were immune to it, so you can't really study it now. You guys will just have to randomly test a million substances to see what would cure the virus. If we really did get infected (I'm sure people will ignore that anyway.), we could just take the DNA of the virus and find a cure. Besides, I'm sure some scientists from Findenland would not have agreed with you and would have allowed us to make some vaccines from their DNA in the name of peace and serenity. Oh look, the last living creature that provides the vaccine has died. What an unfortunate coincidence. You should probably get going on working on an artificial vaccine. And I killed all of my scientists. Personally. And if you guys were never infected by my virus, and you attacked me, then that would make you guys the bad guys. I'm sure you don't want that, even if it is a game. But that doesn't matter, because my virus has infected millions of people, particularly the ones in northern Germany and Poland, where the virus quickly made its way to shore. And I think, besides myself, the only Findens left alive are the 2 million soldiers in Copenhagen. They probably know that they would die if they ran away. I also think there's the 20,000 on Mars, but they will die soon because they don't have enough supplies to last much longer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nero Posted September 7, 2009 Share Posted September 7, 2009 [hide=new map][/hide] You guys can decide what you want to do with the countries in white. Vienna Raszyn Warsaw Klushino Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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