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Worst case scenario

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For you, what is the worst case scenario possible and how would you get out of it?

 

it can be anything from an alien invasion to your girlfriend dieing.

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Situation: Being trapped in a room with you.

 

How to get out of it: Crowbar.

 

:lol:

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[bleep] the law, they can eat my dick that's word to Pimp

I knew someone was gonna make a joke about hex. I thought about doing an inb4, but decided against it. Dammit.

Situation: Being trapped in a room with you.

 

How to get out of it: Crowbar.

 

:lol:

 

You can kill him with it, then use it to escape.

 

Brilliant.

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Or you could use a pole with a knife tied to the end.

That's how it went right?

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Y'no i'd just regenerate and kill both of you.

 

 

My worst case scenario = bieng buried alive.

to get out of it i'd use my feet to try and push out of the coffin and if that fails i'd try and use some sort of sharp usential I have to open the cofin and then mud is extremly easy to climb through.

 

Death, it was a pole with an axe wielded on I belive.

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Y'no i'd just regenerate and kill both of you.

 

 

My worst case scenario = bieng buried alive.

to get out of it i'd use my feet to try and push out of the coffin and if that fails i'd try and use some sort of sharp usential I have to open the cofin and then mud is extremly easy to climb through.

 

Death, it was a pole with an axe wielded on I belive.

aw. I knew I was doing it wrong. The dirt would only be muddy if it were raining, and considering how much pressure there would be from the dirt above, you wouldn't be able to just climb your way out. Plus I doubt you'd have a sharp utensil with you if someone was burying you alive. You'd also be freaking out.

If you're buried alive you're not getting out of it Hex. Pushing with your feet on the lid would not open it because of the weight of the dirt on top. If by some MIRACLE you actually manage to get it open (and you won't), you'd just be crushed/suffocated to death by the dirt.

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Get back here so I can rub your butt.

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It was just an example, and i'm never without my trusty packet of C4.

 

 

what about everyone else?

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It was just an example, and i'm never without my trusty packet of C4.

 

 

what about everyone else?

 

So, somehow you got buried alive without having someone take all of your stuff?

 

Better yet, you would detonate C4 in a closed coffin? You think you would live that?

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Wouldn't it be better to kill Hex first?

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as we've all agreed.

 

1) I can't die.

2) I PWN ALL

 

 

kcdragon, it was just an example.

oh yeh, if anyone makes another "joke" (I put inverted comma's because there unfunny) i'll get slightly annoyed.

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Inverted commas? ...You mean quotation marks? You know, I think simply being in any sort of room with hex is worst-case scenario.

 

Gotta get out. The window!

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Scenario:

Buried alive (I do believe this was metioned before)

 

Solution:

If I somehow am lucky to have a bunch of tools, then drill a small hole in the top of the coffin, and poke something long and sharp through it until I have a breathing hole.

 

Then cut out a side of the coffine, and begin making a narrow tunnel, putting dirt I have clawed out into the space behind me. Gradually I will get closer to the surface, and eventually escape.

 

 

If I do not have tools, I'll slit my wrists, because that'll be far faster and easier.

The only difference between Hitler and the man next door who comes home and beats his kids every day is circumstance. The intent is the same-- to harm others.

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I told her there was a secret method to doing it - and there is - but my once nimble and agile fingers were unable to perform because I was under the influence.

I would laugh, not hate. I'm a male. :(

Since when was Ireland an island...? :wall:

I actually have a hobby of licking public toilet seats.

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as we've all agreed.

 

1) I can't die.

2) I PWN ALL

 

 

kcdragon, it was just an example.

oh yeh, if anyone makes another "joke" (I put inverted comma's because there unfunny) i'll get slightly annoyed.

HAHAHA, Hex is so funny.

 

Ain't he a riot guys?

I'm so funny :).

 

but seriously, use sarcasm marks.

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to your girlfriend dieing

 

Yeah, it would probably be that. She's my best friend so I would be an even bigger loner than I already am. I've pretty much lost contact with all my guy friends since they all moved. Besides my family, she's all I got.

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as we've all agreed.

 

1) I can't die.

2) I PWN ALL

 

 

kcdragon, it was just an example.

oh yeh, if anyone makes another "joke" (I put inverted comma's because there unfunny) i'll get slightly annoyed.

HAHAHA, Hex is so funny.

 

Ain't he a riot guys?

I'm so funny :).

 

but seriously, use sarcasm marks.

I can't even put into words how much I hate you.

 

New worst case scenario. Buried alive.

 

In the event that I am in some sort of position so that I can still hear Hex, I smash the bottom of the coffin and dig myself deeper until i die of starvation or thirst.

 

If I can't hear Hex, I fall asleep peacefully and die.

Flaming much?

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to your girlfriend dieing

 

Yeah, it would probably be that. She's my best friend so I would be an even bigger loner than I already am. I've pretty much lost contact with all my guy friends since they all moved. Besides my family, she's all I got.

Sorry, you're not allowed to be serious in this thread.

I usually make up for it in a different thread.

I wonder what Hextriplet did to garner such... is it hate?

Well, lets go with that: I wonder what Hextriplet did to garner such hate.

But I don't want to go among mad people!

Oh, you can't help that. We're all mad here..."

Wouldn't it be better to kill Hex first?

Oh the things I'd do to a dead body if I was alone in a concrete room.

Worst case scenario, Hex marries my sister.

 

How I get out of it: sniper rifle.

Worst case scenario: Hex reproducing.

Wouldn't it be better to kill Hex first?

Oh the things I'd do to a dead body if I was alone in a concrete room.

Whoooaaah there, buddy. You're gonna give yourself an aneurism.

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Command the Murderous Chalices! Drink ye harpooners! drink and swear, ye men that man the deathful whaleboat's bow- Death to Moby Dick!

BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

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Wouldn't it be better to kill Hex first?

Oh the things I'd do to a dead body if I was alone in a concrete room.

Whoooaaah there, buddy. You're gonna give yourself an aneurism.

Why would I get an aneurism?

how's that there red shirt?

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