he becomes your slave wait you pay him that much :XD:

 

 

 

i want these crops to grow!

The crops grow, but they burn at the last second :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for everybody to do something better than doing boring things, such as this. :-w

you get your wish but at the last min you realize your lost with out this game too bad

 

 

 

i wish i have 60 range i finished all the quest i didnt get banned nor did my comuter blow-up or get destoryed and i didnt get board of rs

you get your wish but at the last min you realize your lost with out this game too bad

 

 

 

i wish i have 60 range i finished all the quest i didnt get banned nor did my comuter blow-up or get destoryed and i didnt get board of rs

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Then you get good grammer and your brain explodes from realizing how stupid you type.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I lost all the items in my bank, inventory, and that I am weilding.

Granted, you also lose everything in Real-Life. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish heroes (that includes cops like the FBI) would become villains, super heroes would become super villains, innocent people would become villains and villains would become even bigger villains, and there everybody would be 100% invincible.

Granted, you also lose everything in Real-Life. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish heroes (that includes cops like the FBI) would become villains, super heroes would become super villains, innocent people would become villains and villains would become even bigger villains, and there everybody would be 100% invincible.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, they all have one purpose for being evil: to get TheBlazikenMaster's rs account :lol:

u get blazikens rs account .......

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but w8 he has recovery questions (0wn3d)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I WISH i lived at the playboy mansion *drools* :XD:

Granted, you are now a slave at Playboy mansion.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

RS Related Wish -No effect on real life-

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that this fake runescape news would become true:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New Strength Cape

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's right folks, we have a new strange cape in the game. :) With the following stats:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

+17 Strength

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unfortuntely it's untradable and only 5 persons have been chosen randomly from the database:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blaziken_150

 

 

 

Zezima1231

 

 

 

Tripsis

 

 

 

Pure_Pkr67

 

 

 

Amarggon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

because it's so good cape so we chose only 5 people. Don't get your hopes down, we will do some lottery like that sometime soon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you are one of these people please check the last slot in your bank, the cape should be there ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In other news....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

While pickpocketing paladins you couldn't have the same chance of pickpocketing them as with knights, it's now been fixed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We have a new re-spawn point in Ardougne City, just speak to King Lathas, it requires Regicide quest though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is now a pirate in Catherby that sells cooked sharks for 40 coins each.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Also I'd love to see you try corrputing the "In other news..." part as well. But if you do you MUST put one of these "other news" in one line. So it should give 3 lines in total, or 4 if you could the main corrupt with it. :twisted:

Granted, but shark fishers get so mad, they all message Jagex, and jagex destroys runescape.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that no one could make any more wishes on this thread.

Granted, this thread get's locked.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish TPUM would corrupt the main article of my last wish, and the other 2 "in other news" things.

granted, but he corrupts them in a stupid manner.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that i was on that list of names for the cape, and that it gave +17 to attack stats, defence stats, and prayer.

Actually you didn't grant my wish because you didn't really corrupt the events.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, Jagex bans you because you were somehow hacked on the list and weren't suppose to be on that lucky list in the first place. (you can't choose that reason though since I made the fake article in the first place. )

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the main article would at least be corrupted in this wish:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New Strength Cape

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's right folks, we have a new strange cape in the game. :) With the following stats:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

+17 Strength

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unfortuntely it's untradable and only 5 persons have been chosen randomly from the database:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blaziken_150

 

 

 

Zezima1231

 

 

 

Tripsis

 

 

 

Pure_Pkr67

 

 

 

Amarggon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

because it's so good cape so we chose only 5 people. Don't get your hopes down, we will do some lottery like that sometime soon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you are one of these people please check the last slot in your bank, the cape should be there ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In other news....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

While pickpocketing paladins you couldn't have the same chance of pickpocketing them as with knights, it's now been fixed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We have a new re-spawn point in Ardougne City, just speak to King Lathas, it requires Regicide quest though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is now a pirate in Catherby that sells cooked sharks for 40 coins each.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Granted it's corrupted in stupid way" isn't granting, I want whoever that posts next to corrupt the main article.

the hidden update is that phats can now be bought for 100 gp in catherby too

 

 

 

I wish the main article would at least be corrupted in this wish:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

New Strength Cape

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's right folks, we have a new strange cape in the game. :) With the following stats:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

+17 Strength

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Unfortuntely it's untradable and only 5 persons have been chosen randomly from the database:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Blaziken_150

 

 

 

Zezima1231

 

 

 

Tripsis

 

 

 

Pure_Pkr67

 

 

 

Amarggon

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

because it's so good cape so we chose only 5 people. Don't get your hopes down, we will do some lottery like that sometime soon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

If you are one of these people please check the last slot in your bank, the cape should be there ;)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

In other news....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

While pickpocketing paladins you couldn't have the same chance of pickpocketing them as with knights, it's now been fixed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

We have a new re-spawn point in Ardougne City, just speak to King Lathas, it requires Regicide quest though.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is now a pirate in Catherby that sells cooked sharks for 40 coins each.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"Granted it's corrupted in stupid way" isn't granting, I want whoever that posts next to corrupt the main article.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, I will do something new next time. I know I don't get everything I want.

granted, but you die shortly afterwards

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish for a box fort

Perfect corrupt. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, the boxes are made out of steel falls over you and you die.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish yu-gi-oh would be banned forever without it having any bad effects on pok̮̩̉̉mon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Pok̮̩̉̉mon owns all. :twisted:

granted, but it gets reincarnated as [garden tool]-ig-uy and pok̮̩̉̉mon dies of a different cause

Read my wish correctly. I wished it wouldn't have any bad effect on pok̮̩̉̉mon, c'mon there many ways to corrupt it without something terrible happening to pok̮̩̉̉mon. :shame:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*repeats previous wish*

ah but it dosnt give the bad effect to pokemon, a different thing does, plus this way pokemon will become more well known, and the prices will go up, sort of, but if thats not good enough then ill let someone else answer

Thank you for pointing that out. I should've read more carefully. :oops:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a magical submarine.

its yellow and you get arrested for copyright infringement

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a lawyer

Granted, the lawyer finds you guilty all the time and you get to jail.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

its yellow and you get arrested for copyright infringement

 

 

 

How does that make it magical? :-k

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for an answer of this question.

The magic faries deny this wish, so you do not know the secret behind lawers and their big suitcases o.O

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for world peace =)

Granted, you get peace on earth but ET doesn't like the sound of that and invades.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a fluffy kitty.

wish granted but you were so hungry to thought the cat was cotton candy and ate him

 

 

 

i wish for my friend to be alive again