He get's his gun and shoots you for giving him blood to eat and says "I hate blood!!!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish everyone would shut the hell up about Chuck Norris.

Granted, Jackie Chan is now the master of roundhouse kicks.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had longer hair!!!!

Granted, your VERY long hair get's on the roads, and the cars drives on it and you get hurt. All kind of gunmen wants to kill you now.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was surrounded by Will Smith and trillions of his clones.

Granted, but yeah, but you're not cool enough for them, so they all go away.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for everything I have previously wished for.

Granted, you get more than that, so you can't breeth in all these things you wished for because you're crowded by them.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Albert Einstein was spelled ÃÆââ¬Å¾Ã¢ââ¬Å¡Ã¬lbert ÃÆÃââââ¬Ã¹instÃÆââ¬Å¾Ã¢ââ¬Ãâin

Granted, but now the english languagÃÆââ¬Å¾Ã¢ââ¬Ãâ has 29 letters.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was emo.

Granted, you're now the Europian Moron Oern, the biggest idiot in France.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that whoever posts next will be surrounded by the FBI for something a French dude did, but he/she was framed. Oh and by the way the framer is NOT me. :twisted:

Granted, but I get off just like Bill Clinton.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for WoW addicts to get so addicted, I just laugh so hard...

Granted, you laugh so hard, that you end up choking.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was 10 years younger, and had trillion more IQ points, then I would become the biggest bully of some random elementary school in NYC. :twisted:

you get cought by the princable and get expelled and then 'accedentaly'(sp?) kill someone and go to jail

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was a gengar and could not be harmed by a virus or anything else, and nothing would happen to my friends and/or family and I would never be bored and that I could never be cought and I could never get tired from battling lots of trainers

Granted, Professor Oak flees because he is scared, now the Pallet Town trainers have to travel to Hoen or Johto to get starters.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how I could get to the principle if I had trillion IQ.

because an evil alien sucks your brainpower right before the pincable sees you bullying them

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how TheBlazikenMaster has corrupted my wish, cuz I didn't see anything bad in that sentence.

Granted, but in reality you feel overwhelmed by the facts and perform brain surgery to yourself, turning into a zombie!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could prove THERE'S NO ONE UP there.

Granted, but they don't think the proof is big enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my boss was a golem. A stone guy, not the pok̮̩̉̉mon.

Granted, but he still sounds evil and I get to laugh at you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you would actually go to your pokemon world!!!

I go there at night, after I fall asleep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you'd know that earlier.

Granted, and you get killed by that fish that can't do anything but splash

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish there was no time between post limit!

If a fish could do nothing but slash then I'd shoot him with my gun so you're wrong. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, people that are laggy now have whole 15 pages of the same posts, and you don't like it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could hunt George Bush so bad that he would fall down his window. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

NOTE: I don't care what happens to me, I wanna know what happens IN WASHINGTON after that event.

Granted, Russia orders an invasion the next day and establishes an absolute dictatorship which demand 100% tax, on 18 year olds.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you would make more sense!

Granted, but the rest of the people around you make NO SENSE at all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the American government would give me fifty trillion dollars for free.

They give you fifty trillion fake cash.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i led the number 1 clan in RS.

Granted, but the very next day someone takes over. And you get kicked from the clan.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for 1 million wishes.

Granted but for ever wish you have, you must perform 3 more wishes. By hand.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could laugh at you for some reason.

I kill you with an overdose of laughing gas (and by overdose, I mean it's exactly 6.02 grams above the absolute maximum limit your own body can tolerate). It's my signature tactic for soul harvesting through euthanization :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that from now on, you (as in the next poster) use the title "Comrade" whenever you speak to anyone. For example, say you have a friend called Bob. From now on, I want you to refer to him as Comrade Bob. If you forget to do it sometimes, that's ok. Just remember to always do it whenever there's a politician around :thumbsup:

Unfortunately for you,I kill comrades,comrade noname.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could stop,comrade wish-granter