The genie get's confused, he thinks you mean that you wish to stop saying comrade, so he removes your voice compleletley.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for .......zzzzzz..........

Wish granted, you will now be in sleep forever.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a free Ferrari!

Granted, it's out of gas, and got holes in it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how it's bad to be permenantly in a fictional world which is only possible via sleeping. :roll:

Granted but instead of going to the pokemon world, you're sent to the digimon world, where everything obliterates with numbers.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could fly...weeeeeeeeee...

Wish granted but you get captured by some maniacs who sells you to the Government who tries many experiments on you for the rest of your life.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was the richest man on earth, and nothing bad happens to me.

Granted, you get a quintillion pesos, but the money exchanger doesn't work and you can't get into Mexico.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could make an MMO and get lots of people addicted!

They do, but then the people at Blizzard realize that your game is exactly the same as WoW, only cheaper. You get sued for all the money you ever made off your game, plus $1.84 more.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you knew how to play the didgeridoo.

You spend 12 hours a day for the rest of your life teaching people how to play the digeridoo for $0.50 a lesson.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had an unpopable and undeflateable balloon.

Granted, it's also unfliable.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had my driving license NOW. :evil:

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*scribbles*I wish I could talk*scribbles*

Granted, but after you've talked a lot I shoot you with a gun for ignoring my last wish. :notalk:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that whoever posts next would grant my previous wish instead.

Wish granted, but you roadkill so many people you're in jail an hour later.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for REAL(not fake) 5 million dollars that is not damaged in anyway.

Granted, but I put you in a box with your money, and burn the box altogether.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I own another planet with oxygen!

Granted, but the creatures of the planet get sick and tired of you in 2 weeks so they kill you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could eat a dragon meet in REAL LIFE, and it wouldn't result me to: Die, go to a hospital or find it disguisting.

Granted, it's a Chinese dragon - but all it does is dance around and you get bored to death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish humans could fly!

Granted, a dangerous gun man flies to your job and shoots you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'll re-wish.

 

 

 

I wish I could eat a dragon meet in REAL LIFE, and it wouldn't result me to: Die, go to a hospital or find it disguisting.

 

 

 

This time corrupt it WITHOUT ignoring part of it.

Granted, but the dragon disassembles into normal animals, which you hate!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ok, I wish only short people could fly!!!!

Granted, another short mad gunman flies to your office and kills you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Google would no longer be the top search engine. A special pok̮̩̉̉mon search engine would become the most popular one instead.

Granted, but a Charzard attacks you every time you use it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have to say that!

Granted, but I chose to.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

That's too bad because I don't have a fire protection in Real-life. :ohnoes:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This wish is a sequel from my last one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I was able to call the Fire Departmennt.

Granted but they're here to burn!!!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how to draw as good as Jamie Hewett!

Granted, but the fans and reporters can't leave you alone, due to the fact you become famous artist, and you can NEVER sleep.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for more wishes which I can easily use to ruin people's lives. :twisted:

Granted, but you must go through endless paper work.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have be so average height!

Granted, now you've much more heights that you are too high.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had the power to move things with my mind. Then I would do crime and use my powers to let the stolen stuff mysteriously appear in innocent's people's hands and/or bags. :twisted:

Granted, but Magneto undoes your antisocial mayhem.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish people were looked awesome.