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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

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  • Granted. You cause the global economy to collapse.   I wish that the next poster would make an easily corruptible wish.

  • Blaze The Movie Fan
    Blaze The Movie Fan

    Granted, but since the movies are based around Indiana Jones being in unrealistic situations, not to mention they also have fantasy, the movies are changed entirely and aren't popular anymore since th

  • Granted, you are buried under tons of the stuff.   Damn now I wish I had some ice cream.

I wish I knew what I was arrested for. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I had nothing to do with the previous events. :notalk:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, but you are killed anyway :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that the next person will wish!

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

Granted, the wish is:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually you didn't grant it. You didn't mention in the post what I was arrested for.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to know what I was arrested for NOW!

Granted, the wish is:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Actually you didn't grant it. You didn't mention in the post what I was arrested for.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to know what I was arrested for NOW!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Sorry, I automaticly looked at the buttom of the page, can you forgive me?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You are arrested because you aren't chinese or left-vinged.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wish donated to TheBlazikenMaster

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

I wish that next time I yell "TAXI" at the street, the taxi driver would be an evil demon, and would give me bad advices.

I wish that next time I yell "TAXI" at the street, the taxi driver would be an evil demon, and would give me bad advices.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted but then the Taxi explodes and you both die!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could see if people is good or evil.

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

Granted, but you find out one of your friends are evil and are trying to cheat on you. And you get to jail for lying to the cops, since you have no evidence.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how the TAXI exploded. :roll:

Granted, but you find out one of your friends are evil and are trying to cheat on you. And you get to jail for lying to the cops, since you have no evidence.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew how the TAXI exploded. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It exploded because you want to know everything and all that knowlegde you gained for asking stupid question so you head basicly exploded!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And if you don't are happy with that explanation here's another one:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because it had to if I should have a chance to ruin your wish and make this game flowing!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And a third explanation:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because there was a bomb in the fuel tank!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish TheBlazikenMaster wouldn't ask for evidence constantly.

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

Granted, but I will start doing it again soon enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for more of your failed attempts of changing me. :twisted:

Granted, but I will start doing it again soon enough.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for more of your failed attempts of changing me. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Okay I'ill give you more, if you do all my work in my thread in the art bazaa!

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

Thank you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Captain Obvious the movie would have direct-to-DVD release today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I also wish for 12 full sentences telling me what the movie is about.

Thank you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Captain Obvious the movie would have direct-to-DVD release today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I also wish for 12 full sentences telling me what the movie is about.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

So, what flowers should be put on the grave of this thread?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'Coz you just killed it by asking questions about a movie not existing!

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

I wish Captain Obvious the movie would have direct-to-DVD release today.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I also wish for 12 full sentences telling me what the movie is about.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You are supposed to be CREATING what the nonexistance movie is about, I wish the next poster will do that.

Once upon a time there was a man called Joebob. Joebob had a very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very big head. He then once said, "I like to eat pies." His friend, Danlarry, replied saying, "Really?" Joebob "Yea!" Danlarry "No you don't!" Joebob "Yes I do dumb nut head." Danlarry "Did you just call me a head?" Joebob "What you gonna do about it?" Danlarry "Well first of all I am getting rediculously tired of this nonsense with you and myself so I think we should go to a pub and waste some money just so we can get drunk and get laid while people there watching us fight can go to a very dreaded place mwahahahahahahaha." Joebob "Okay sounds cool." Danlarry "Oh yea? You must be so stupid you don't know what stupid means!" Then a ferrari comes, and boom, it crashes into Joebob and Danlarry. The End.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a feedback to the movie I just explained.

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http://forum.tip.it/viewtopic.php?t=525348 - My Pking Gallery

 

I'M BACK FOR SUMMER BABY

uh...er....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

theres you feedback

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a santa hat and a account thats was unhackable.

 

 

 

beat that

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uh...er....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

theres you feedback

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a santa hat and a account thats was unhackable.

 

 

 

beat that

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You get the Santa Hat IRL and a RuneScape account that unhackable, but since account trading/sharing is illegal you get banned, and about the RL Santa Hat, well, you'ill keep that!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that nothing would happen to me after I've wished

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In Soviet Russia, Veltia's signature stares at YOU!!

The Gielinor Tribune|Blog|The Twax Story

oh well your house burned down your car (or your familys car) blew up and all your pets keeled over (died) but your not harmed.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i had a bucket of orange juice to throw at someone in RL

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Thanks to the amazing talent of Jopie211 for the sig!

Finest Fist of Guthix Strategy Guide

Granted, but inside the bucket there is a hole.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I had a personal chef.

Granted, but he can only make food that you ALWAYS throw up. And he won't leave you alone. From now on you only eat the food HE makes, and he can teleport anywhere.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a helicopter with a mind of its own.

The helicopter gets so sick of you talking about pokemon it takes a gun and commits suicide while the helicopter crashes into the ground with you in it. ::'

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish my wishes can't be corrupted by anyone.

Your name is "bet you fail", and you're starting a business with your mom? I'm not even going to touch that.....

Granted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish you knew that I wouldn't talk about that. Therefore the helicopter wouldn't get sick. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The only thing I would talk about in the Helicopter is where it should take me.

ummm...nothing happens :P

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish they kept making futurama epsiodes

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Granted, but they the new episodes suck.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a helicopter with a mind of its own.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This time I want it to be granted without saying I did something I wouldn't do. <.<

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

All I'd do is telling the helicopter where to go.

granted, but soon you realize that you have a Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis due to flying to close to a volcano one day and die shortly after the inscident

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish that the new futurama dont suck ::'

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Granted, they make 3 more episodes then get cannceled again.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew what I would be doing in volcanos. Does that happen in one trip to Japan?

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