Granted, but it was rot, and you eat it, thus killing you by very heavy poison.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a body that only needed 4 hours of sleep per day.

Granted, you're now a slave and only have to sleep 4 hours a day. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that Plusles were bigger than they are now. If you don't know what a Plusle is either don't reply or browse Wikipedia.

Granted, you're now a slave and only have to sleep 4 hours a day. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that Plusles were bigger than they are now. If you don't know what a Plusle is either don't reply or browse Wikipedia.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm not deaf IRL but "TheBlazikenMaster" didn't knew that :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh and by the wish:

 

 

 

 

 

 

The Plusles becomes bigger but all attacks you all of a sudden!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that it's the end of the world and everyone of the Human race will die!!! (Yeah, I'm random)

Granted, unfortuntely it includes you. Even if you aren't a human, you are FORCED to a ray that changes you into a human. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that the censors on these forums would go away, and would become rated 18+.

Not granted because it will be abused.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a wish.

Granted, you get a wish, but you waste it too fast.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a robot that would clean my room RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!

Granted, but it cleans everything too tightly that you don't have any idea where any of your stuff are, including your wallet. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a pet dragon that is NOT dangerous in any way.

Granted, but it cleans everything too tightly that you don't have any idea where any of your stuff are, including your wallet. :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh really? Well, I would have perfectly good idea where my wallet is because it's NOT in my room. :roll:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

You didn't mention anything about my DVDs, thank god he didn't get rid of my DVDs. \

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Granted, the dragon isn't dangerous in any way because a dragon hunter kills him VERY early.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to thank the robot for NOT getting rid of my DVDs. :thumbsup:

you thank him, and then he destroys your dvd's :twisted:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

i wish i was undestroyable and could not be harmed, or slaved, and my family and friends could not be harmed, destroyed, or slaved as well

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

beat that! :twisted:

Granted, there are a lot of gunmen after you, but they can't kill you, but still they never give up as you didn't wish that nobody would even think about killing.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Superman was my father and Spiderman was my grandfather, and my mom would be a VERY POWERFUL super villain, and my brother would be EVEN BIGGER SUPER VILLAIN.

But...but...Superman is older than Spiderman. And Superman had parents who lived nowhere near Earth and...hey is that a rip in the space-time continuum?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for you to shave your head bald.

Granted, but i hate it so much that I kill you for wishing that.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and to TBM, Granted, but because you don't have any power your famly hates you and chaces you world wide to kill you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could do this: :?: with my face

Three words: cattle branding iron :mrgreen:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had a taser (and that I wouldn't do anything resulting in criminal charges being filed :anxious: )

Granted, then you get your electric taxes. :lol:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I....... No wait, I don't wish for anything, I got even a better idea.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*shoots the genie with a gun.*

I wish Genie would come back alive.

Granted.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish something interesting would've happend when I shot the genie.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I heard a single bullet couldn't kill a genie, I guess I was wrong. :-k

you we're right it killed him and then he got ressrected ect. ect. but the bullet backfired and it was another genie that died from a bullet shot lol.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I WISH I HAD A GENIE LAMP THAT HAD UNLEMITED WISHES AND WAS PROTECTED BY AN ANTI-CURRPT FORCE FIELD AND IF I DIE I GET RESSRECTED AND DONT LOSE A WISH.

Granted, but you accidently say "I wish to give this lamp to toopietoopie(aka risen_the)!!". So it's all mine now.... mwahahahaha.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for everything to make my life more-then-ever satisfying.

Everything in your life becomes less-than-ever satisfying.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish i had a billion dollars.

Granted, you get billion monopoly dollars.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a car, yeah, a car that could do things that makes no sense whatsoever, for example, strinking itself so it can drive under doors and so on. And it couldn't crash, or being out of gas. And would be bullet and exlposion proof.

Ah, you must mean the car composed entirely of neutron star material. Yeeeah um...slight problem. Either the car's density is so high that it sinks to the center of the Earth, or the car's mass is actually large enough so as to exert a significant gravitational pull on the Earth itself (not to mention the moon and any other object within a close enough range)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish to be severely injured :mrgreen:

Granted but somehow you also get brain damaged and is from now on mentally challenged =P~

 

 

 

I wish that people would stop begging in RuneScape!

 

Begging is an insult against the hard working people of RuneScape, those who have worked hard for the millions of coins in their bank!

Granted, they start begging in real life instead. And you get more beggars in real life than usual. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that Tip.It would no longer be a runescape website, instead it would be a pok̮̩̉̉mon website.

Granted, but it becomes deserted.

 

 

 

I wish I could stop time, and have no trouble at all with starting it again.

someone else wished for that and couldnt start time again

 

 

 

i wish i had a job @JT