You were never god in the first place.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish *je connais le langue allemande*

 

 

 

Non, non, non mon amis, c'est "Je parle le langue allemande!" D'accord?

 

Sorry if there is a few gramatical mistakes, my french is more horrible than my english but my danish is nearly perfect.

 

 

 

Oh and since your wish basicly said:

 

"I wish I know the German language" you now know that German exists and nothing else?

 

 

 

Auf Widerseen! :XD:

 

 

 

I wish (uhh... surprise) that I will somehow inheit Jagex!

Granted,but you also inherit the noobs,beggars,autoers,and all the decent players quit.

 

 

 

Let me try Chinese this time:

 

Wo xi wang wo hui shuo ri wen.

Ni hui shuo dan shi ni da fa yin bu gan gong wei.

 

 

 

I wish I will get into MIT.

You get in but get crushed by the baseball as it enters the mitt.

 

 

 

wo zhen xi wang hui shuo ri wen,dan bu hui bei ni men hai diao.

I wish someone would translate what dragoonson just wrote.

 

 

 

The genie doesn't speak Chinese, so he gives you giberish since he thought you wished for that.

 

 

 

I wish someone would translate what dragoonson just wrote.

Someone will translate what Dragoonson says and that's but I'ill only translate it into Danish \

 

 

 

"Jeg er en spasser og jeg har lyst til at fÃÆÃâÃâÃÂ¥ en kagerulle op i min rÃÆÃâÃâøv!

 

(Ingen fornÃÆÃâÃâærmelse ment)

 

 

 

I wish that my flu would disappear!

Granted, Your left hand disapears with it.

 

 

 

You lose! Because Google can get me to Danish autotranslation in no time. :twisted:

 

 

 

I am a spasser and I want to get a rolling pin up in my butt!

 

 

 

I wish you'd tell me what spasser means.

Granted, Your left hand disapears with it.

 

 

 

You lose! Because Google can get me to Danish autotranslation in no time. :twisted:

 

 

 

I am a spasser and I want to get a rolling pin up in my butt!

 

 

 

I wish you'd tell me what spasser means.

 

 

 

WTF I didn't say THAT :XD:

 

 

 

Okay, I'ill tell you what spasser means, [developmentally delayed] :XD:

 

No, I don't call you [developmentally delayed] "Spasser means retarted"

 

 

 

Og jeg ÃÆÃâÃâønsker at du gider forklarer mig hvorfor du virkelig er sÃÆÃâÃâÃÂ¥ tosset at du stoler pÃÆÃâÃâÃÂ¥ internet oversÃÆÃâÃâættere og at du er typisk amerikansk at du bruge Google + at Google translator overhoved ikke har dansk oversÃÆÃâÃâætter!

And I wish that you'd care to explain me why you really are so crazy that you rely on internet translators and that you are typical AmericanEnglish that you use Google + that Google translator head doesn't have Danish translator!

 

 

 

Granted, you now know I do it because you come from Denmark and I want to understand you.

 

 

 

I wish that Veltia wasn't from Denmark.

Granted I will try to become Swiss the day I turn 18 (3 years to go) but I will remain speaking danish :XD: !

 

I'm so glad that I'm a minority right now. Can't imagen if I were American how I could get fun out of this!

 

 

 

I wish for a coke

Granted, you get a cocaine.

 

 

 

I wish to slap someone in the face right now.

You can slap but then you will find out the face you just slapped is your mother's :twisted: :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I could wish the wish I wish to wish.

What a waste of a good wish that he wishes he could use to wish the wish he wishes to wish.

 

 

 

wo zhen xi wang hui shuo ri wen,dan bu hui bei ni men hai diao.

 

 

 

 

It means I really wish I knew how to speak Japanese,but won't be sabotaged by you.

 

 

 

Hmm,I wish that that wish right below the quote was granted,but not corrapted

corrapted isn't a word. No cheating. What you wrote first counts, not what you'll fix next time you edit your post. :twisted:

 

 

 

Granted, but you forget English, so it's useless now.

 

 

 

I wish I had the biggest DVD collection ever invented.

And you will be in debt for the rest of your life.

 

 

 

I wish no one could corrupt my wish.

Granted, NoOne Smith comes out of nowhere and corrupts your wish.

 

 

 

I wish for a luxary hotel room, but that hotel room wouldn't be on a hotel, it would be in a magical car, that is small, but has a door that sends me to another demension with that room. :twisted:

But it's still a hotel room so you still have to pay for using it. And "demension" is not a word.

 

 

 

I wish for a meal.

Granted, you throw it up. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish I'd bump into a random guy that says "What the hell is your problem?" and would shoot me with a gun. Then I would run away from him.

 

 

 

I also wish to have a bullet-proof body.

Who said anything about the gun firing bullets? Good luck running away when the very atoms that compose your legs have been torn apart.

 

 

 

I wish I had a flash/bang grenade that will not accidentally explode and will only be used in a situation that does not end in me getting sent to court.

Granted,when you use it,you confuse it with a frag one,and you get killed anyway.

 

 

 

I wish Blaziken knew I delibrately mispelt corrupted,and even bolded the "a" for people like daredevil(tm marvel comics)

I already know you did that on purpouse.

 

 

 

I wish the president of the United States would say "Oh, crap! I so wish that I would be in the shower right now, oh and snakes, HELP SNAKES!!!!!!!!" while he is rubbing a magical lamp. :twisted:

You see him naked *shudders*

 

 

 

I wish that everyone can live in harmony

Actually, I don't because I'm in NYC while he is in Washington, anyway:

 

 

 

Granted, everyone now lives in Harmory, the city of evil demons, and dark wizards.

 

 

 

I wish the president of the United States would say "Oh, crap! I so wish that I would be in the shower right now, oh and snakes, HELP SNAKES!!!!!!!!" while he is rubbing a magical lamp. :twisted:

 

And I don't care what happens to me, all I wanna know is what happens to George.

Poor George gets very sad so he calls he's best buddy's from "Fort Europe" so they all gets over to him and have a slumber party. But yet as the danish primeminister will get killed (fictionally in the movie "AFR") everyone else gets sad and kills 10 random people in New York City.

 

 

 

I wish I would go to the cin̮̩̉̉ma and see the movie "AFR". I guess it would be cool!

Granted, acording to this there is no movie with that abb. so you have to wait 15 years to see a movie based on one of these things.

 

 

 

I wish I was a chocolate and would get to life and scare a kid that's trying to eat his chocolate. :twisted: And he would be too scared to eat me. :twisted: