wish granted.

 

the next day they broke in to your house and stole it

 

 

 

wish for being a combi between this: O:) and this: :twisted:

wish granted (a white demon) but you never got to see it

 

 

 

wish i had a better computer that i will ALWAYS be able to play and won't ever get stolen nor broken

 

 

 

EDIT:or the white demon ate you and buried the bones

It gets trojan,Y2k and such(Y2k is useless,I mean 2k7)

 

 

 

I wish I was Will,the same Will who acted as Mustafa in Austin Powers and as Chaz Michael Michaels in Blades of Glory.

wish granted then austin powers becoems a real movie and you die

 

 

 

wish i could revive people

if that wish was granted world would be too full and it would smell like rotten meat.

 

 

 

i wish i get an A on my math test

wish not granted coz you didnt grant mine :XD:

wish granted then austin powers becoems a real movie and you die

 

 

 

wish i could revive people

 

 

 

Austin Powers is a real movie -.-,its just not real life.

 

 

 

Granted,you can revive people who are unconscious,not dead.

 

 

 

I wish for any girl I want.Which would be Anjelina Jolie and Jenna Fischer(sp).

wish granted and then you find out you are gay!

 

 

 

wish i was unreportable

Granted,but you can be banned for offenses because JaGEx tracks you with spy stuff.

 

 

 

I wish I was my charecter in the game

grabted then you get banned also

 

 

 

wish i could kill you while yo were asleep and no one could save you!

I never sleep,its the curse of the shukaku.

 

 

 

I wish for pie

wish granted, now you are really fat.

 

 

 

i wish i could sleep

I never sleep,its the curse of the shukaku.

 

 

 

I wish for pie

 

 

 

wish granted (someone throws it at you)

 

 

 

wish the shukaku curse was canceled and then i killed you while you were asleep and noone could save you

The shukaku curse can't be cancelled.The shukaku is some weasel thingy sealed into my belly.If I sleep,it'll get out and destroy something big and important...like a bank!

 

 

 

I wish for the exact number of pi.

wish not granted coz im.....twisted! :twisted:

 

 

 

wish i wasnt twisted

wish granded your now a : O:) angel

 

 

 

 

 

wish tath you become twisted again

wish granted and then i kill coz im twisted

 

 

 

wish i wasnt twisted again :twisted:

wish granted your now :evil: : evil or verry mad

 

 

 

 

 

wish for a new president of the us

wish granted then the old president kills him and gets back

 

 

 

wish i wasnt evil any more :evil:

wish granted, now you are O:)

 

 

 

i wish you stop banning me

wish granted and then my angelish powers make me ban you again! O:)

 

 

 

wish i had a trimmed prayer cape

You hire someone to stand over you with a shotgun, threatening to shoot you unless you bury one regular bone every five seconds. Eventually you get there, but the guy won't leave.

 

 

 

I wish for you to get kidnapped within the next 48 hours. In an incident in which I am completely uninvolved, except for the wishing.

wish granted then it turns out the kidnapper was supposed to kidnap you and released me with ltos of money to avoid police and then kidnaps you and kills you

 

 

 

wish i could get to my goal in all-skills-over-70-except-construction

Granted, you didn't say RuneScape, and level 70 in real life means it's like you've lived in 70 years. So you wake up 70 years old, with too much unneeded knowledge and skills. :twisted:

 

 

 

I wish that each month would have 50 days in replacement of 31, 47 in replacement of 30 and 37 on February, and 45 on February instead of 29 on leap year.

Granted, but since the years are longer you die at the age of [insert your age here].

 

 

 

I wish my computer would WORK!