Granted, they get replaced by complicated wishes instead.

 

 

 

I wish copyright violation was legal in the United States.

granted but there's a special catch that this law does not apply to you or anyone you know and if you meet someone new and he/she likes you or you like him/her its the same

 

 

 

i wish i could re-earn the money i lost for getting hacked :cry: :cry: :cry: about 40-45m worth of stuff

Granted, but soon you lose it again.

 

 

 

I wish copyright violation was legal in the United States, and it would be an official rule. That means it would apply to every single citizen.

granted but then you're not a citizen anymore (nor does anyone else you know...same as i said before)

 

 

 

i wish theblazikenmaster wont care about the copyright violation

Granted, but I will try one last time, then I won't care anymore: I wanna know what terrible things could happen if Copyright violation was legal, and it would apply to me.

 

 

 

I wish to know what terrible things would happen if Copyright Violation was legal. And don't you dare kicking me out of the country again. :shame:

i didnt kick you out of the country...i said you are not a citizen...how come you always say i said something when i actualy didnt!

 

 

 

granted, but then no one publishes any books, movies or anything else that has copyright violation

 

 

 

i wish to be the richest man on earth (and not get bored, murdered, hated or have any other problems that i dont have right now)

Granted. Oh damn it, you just oversmarted me with that uncorruptable wish.

 

 

 

I wish Bill Gates would become the poorest man in the world.

granted...you see him one day in the street and feel sorry for him and give him all your money and then you are the poorest

 

 

 

i wish the blazikenmaster will be able to corrupt the wish i had before this 1

Granted, but he forgets, and so does the world

 

 

 

I wish flava0falcon will stop calling me a pokemon nerd and if he does so again, he is depressed. Uncorruptable

Granted, but he can call me. I will happily admit it. 8-)

 

 

 

I wish that Abraham Lincoln would get one more change from Jesus to live on earth and be a president.

Granted, But he goes to Ethiopia

 

 

 

I wish ...... Pokemon were real, and so we could all have super awesome companions!

Granted, but they already are. You just have to believe in the fantasy world, and get there through dreams. You didn't say on earth.

 

 

 

Granted, But he goes to Ethiopia

 

 

 

I wish I knew what he would do there.

Lol!!!!!!

 

 

 

Granted, but he starves to death and Jesus gives him no more chances

 

 

 

I wish pokemon were real on earth

Granted, but since there are real life villains the FBI does serious action against these pok̮̩̉̉mon, the pok̮̩̉̉mon take over the planet, and we all die.

 

 

 

I wish I could trade Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King Threatical DVD for an Extended edition DVD.

granted but its broken

 

 

 

i wish i could create emoticons

Granted, but all your emotes suck.

 

 

 

I wish I'd find the scammer that got my DVD then I'd shoot him and take back my DVD. :evil:

granted but he becomes a zombie and kill you back and takes the DVD back

 

 

 

i wish this wish will be uncorruptable

You're almost there, but suddenly you get stopped by a mob of English teachers and the ghost of Webster himself. So sorry.

 

 

 

I wish for you to remove the labels on every mattress you have access to :shock:

 

 

 

PS you aren't allowed to blame me for making you do this :P

Granted, I blame one of my friends, then he blames you. You just said "I"'m not allowed, you didn't say anything about other people.

 

 

 

I wish Abraham Lincoln would get back to life, then I would prove to the world that he was, or wasn't homosexual. In other words, proving to the world the real truth.

 

 

 

Then I'd waste the money I'd get to get even more DVDs.

Nobody gives you any money. In fact, to show it's gratitude, the government gives you a share of its current financial resources, which are negative because we're in debt :P

 

 

 

(yes, that means you end up paying someone)

 

 

 

I wish for you to...RUN WITH SCISSORS!!! :shock:

I might run with scissors, but if i did, I would probably trip and accidentally stab you in the windpipe.

 

 

 

I wish I could post more often on tip.it forums, so while playing forum games i didn't have to wait.

Granted, you no longer have a life.

 

 

 

I wish for unscratched, unbroken, unstealable Extended version of Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King, and I wouldn't die in any way or being distracted.

granted but they censored every 2nd word and every 30 secs of watching they censored for 30 secs

 

 

 

i wish for a book that explains specificly how to be the most succesful man in the world and i will be the only 1 who has the book and the writer dies and no one else knows about the book and it cant be ripped or missing words or stolen and i will have enough time to read all of it and be the most succesful man in the world and i will have 70 years in which i cant die in any way so i can enjoy my succes

Granted, but the book has 500,000 whole pages you have to read.

 

 

 

I wish for a dude.

now im sure you are gay!

 

granted but the dude doesnt want you

 

 

 

i wishfor a book that explains specificly how to be the most succesful man in the world and i will be the only 1 who has the book and the writer dies and no one else knows about the book and it cant be ripped or missing words or stolen and i will have enough time to read all of it and be the most succesful man in the world and i will have 70 years in which i cant die in any way so i can enjoy my succes with less than 300 pages and not bigger than any other book and not super small letters actualy the biggest letters ever on books