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No, but it's kinda implied that if you have multiple wishes, they have to be related to each other in some way and that you need to limit the number of wishes you make every post. I mean, nobody wants to read through 48 completely unrelated wishes and have to corrupt them all.

 

 

 

Aaanywho, people actually begin to read entire posts. Regrettably, they do not respond to the entire thing.

 

 

 

I wish for you to squirt fresh lemon juice (not from concentrate) all over your arms, and leave it there for 24 hours. You are not allowed to wipe it off, wash it off, etc. Just let it air-dry on your arm and let it stay there.

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I Sqeeze the lemon Juice on my arm, but i'm severely allergic to lemon Juice so my arms fall off.

 

 

 

I wish I had prostetic Arms.

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So you sucker punched a kid in the back of the head? Good job.
What scares me is that you're like 10 years old.
-.- im not that freaking young
You were a couple years ago.
It's not racist if its true.
Hmm... I wonder how one goes about throwing someone out a window in a mystic fashion :-k

 

The mental image for that is freaking awesome.

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...and do what? Re-abolish slavery? Spend the rest of his life trying to figure out modern technology? :roll:

 

 

 

I wish I could digest poisonous berries without the poison having any effect.

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Ignore this, since the person above me posted faster and I really have no idea how to corrupt his wish.

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So you sucker punched a kid in the back of the head? Good job.
What scares me is that you're like 10 years old.
-.- im not that freaking young
You were a couple years ago.
It's not racist if its true.
Hmm... I wonder how one goes about throwing someone out a window in a mystic fashion :-k

 

The mental image for that is freaking awesome.

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He doesn't, but I'm afraid I already had you banned (as per the request he made two posts ago)

 

 

 

I wish I could digest poisonous berries without the poison having any effect.

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

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granted but you lose your head...(i really dont know why i said that)

 

 

 

i wish there won't be any beggers on RS

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granted but you lose your head...(i really dont know why i said that)

 

 

 

Because he was shot by a gun.

 

 

 

Granted, scammers become more common.

 

 

 

I wish for a toy cat with a mind of its own. Then I'd sell it to some kids.
It just got ignored because I modified my post a little.
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so you're not gonna wish anything? i hate when people do that!

 

 

 

i wish there were no scammers or beggers on RS

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A lightning storm fries the entire RS database. Now nobody can play.

 

 

 

now back to blazi...>

 

Ok...so lemme get this straight...

 

 

 

You have the VERY FIRST example of TRUE artificial intelligence. Every freaking research laboratory, technology firm, and government in the world will be willing to pay any price for this toy cat. And you're going to sell it for what, a few baseball cards, random coins, and a stick of gum?

 

 

 

Clearly the kids win :roll:

 

 

 

I wish for you to lie down in the middle of a busy interstate highway for 15 minutes.

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Ok...what pain? You guys never actually carry out my wishes. I mean, if you're still typing, that must mean you're not hospitalized in the ICU :roll:

 

 

 

I wish for you to use the letter "x" exactly eight times in your next post. The "x" has to be part of an actual word in a grammatically correct sentence.

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Granted, but you realize I only did it in your dream.

 

 

 

I wish Matt, the maker of Simposons, and the rest of his crew would be out of ideas and give all their money to Seth MacFarlane, so he could make an extreme animation machine, so Family Guy can have more episodes than Simpons in no time at all.

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Granted,but these new episodes are too graphic for television or any kind of viewing

 

 

 

I wish Snorlax knew what he looked like(When Snorlax=flava0falcon)

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

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The genie doesn't hear well,so he gave you a world made of piss.

 

 

 

I wish for more kitkat.I had a break.Had a kitkat break

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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Whoops,sorry gave you 20 old men #-o

 

 

 

I wish for...more Fighting Fantasy books

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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granted but you forget how to...read

 

 

 

i wish for the 50th emoticon in tip.it (even if its ugly or if no one uses it or anything like that i just want it lol)

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I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

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Granted, you don't care if it sucks, but some of the admins do. So they remove it only two days after it get's added.

 

 

 

I wish I'd meet a VERY fat and a VERY strong guy that claims to be bulletproof because of his fat, and he also claims that many gunmen have tried to kill him, and there wasn't even a little bleeding. Then I'd shoot him to check if his claims are true.

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Granted, but sadly enough you miss when you try and shoot him.

 

 

 

I wish that I could stop time and speed it up once in a while as well.

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granted but to make time speed up you must wave your hands and when stopping time you cant move!

 

 

 

i wish for something exciting and new in my life (nothing that has to do with death or people getting hurt in any way and also will not be boring)

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Granted, you're now hired to be an adventurer, there is no escaping, and you always have a gun with endless bullets. One thing bad though. As you didn't wish to want to die, the guards let you miss the chance of killing the biggest enemies. And there is no way to get back to your normal life.

 

 

 

I wish that Bill Gates would be surrounded by homosexuals that wants to marry him, while he is on his way to work.

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Granted, but Bill Gates gets raped by one and catches HIV, then you get tortured by those homosexuals for no reason.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that i could have 1bil and every item in the game and you could not corrupt it!

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If You Mess with the Best, so be it, You shall Die like the Rest!

Yours in Eternal Torture,

Death "The Reaper"

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