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granted but you cant watch it

 

 

 

i wish for a new computer (and please dont do the old [cabbage]...won't get stolen or broken and stuff like that that prevent me from playing it right)

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support new ghostly stuff here.

I see RuneScape slowly turning into a sadistic version of WoW.

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You get the computer but you don't get a monitor.

 

 

 

I wish for that calzone...

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

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for the club party you book a hotel, but you can only book 1 room :ohnoes:

 

 

 

i wish that a seaweed monster would attack the next person that said hi to me, then went back to the sea and had nothing else to do with me and didnt attack me

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Too bad you were talking to yourself in the mirror (the genie assumes that when you wish the seaweed monster doesn't attack you, you mean that it returns to the sea after the attack and does not return to attack you after the wish has been granted)

 

 

 

The next time you enter someone's home, I wish for you to accidentally spill something onto a washable surface :twisted:

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

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Took too long! :evil: :evil:

 

 

 

You could mean anyone.After several hours of pondering who you mean,the genie decides not to grant your wish.

 

 

 

Now lets see :-k ...what to wish for?...I'll think of something eventually... :-k

 

 

 

Hmm...I wish for...a stick that I will not fall on and kill myself on,is not possessed and wanting to kill me,or catch on fire in my hand/be on fire at all.

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So now you're being stabbed to death with a broken stick. How is that any better? :-k

 

 

 

I wish for the next poster to type "a" between every letter in his/her next post. For example: Tahaias sataaataeamaeanat haaas tahae laeatataear a baeatawaeaean eaaacah laeatataear.

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

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Granted,but a proper,unbroken twig still has many sharps.

 

 

 

I wish for calzone.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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Granted, it's poisoned.

 

 

 

I wish that whoever posts next has no escape and EVERYTHING that I post below this line WILL happen: :twisted:

 

 

 

That person goes to a movie theater and sees a movie, and enjoys it. Then next day he goes to the same movie, but won't shut the hell up and talks for fifteen minutes before the movie starts, and tells every thing what happens in the movie. Also, I'm abo[bleep]ely no part of the wish. I also want the security to be after you for spoiling the movie for everyone. Hah, hope you're smart enough to get out of this trouble.

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Granted,he's in your place,and your in his.Unfortunately,his place was in an electric chair.

 

 

 

I wish I had the stick that the random person on the street is beating me with so I could beat them with it.

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Granted, but his brown gun friend sees this and shoots you for killing his friend.

 

 

 

I wish that stories/movies/comics/whatever would be the other way around: Villains ALWAYS win and heroes ALWAYS lose. :twisted:

 

 

 

granted but a villan runs at you with a knife stabbing you screaming "I WIN I WIN!!!!!!"

 

 

 

i wish everyone there was no such thing as war or fighting <3:

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You get arrested for possesion of cocaine.

 

 

 

I wish for Coca Cola

devilgod.jpeg

so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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Damn it. <.<

 

 

 

Granted, it's diet (if you like diet you get a poisoned coke instead.)

 

 

 

I wish I had thirty servants in my house that would NEVER leave my house alone. And would take any insults as compliments and would answer them to something like "thank you, sir." or something like that, and wouldn't leave if I said they were fired. And they all had the power that they NEVER needed a break. And they would work for free. I also wish that they were great in fighting criminals if someone tries to rob me. And I also wish they would only do what I tell them to do and ignore anyone else.

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Yeeah it's too bad they won't breathe unless you personally tell them to, and you have to be right in front of them in order for it to work (you can't use recordings/intercom systems :shame: )

 

 

 

I wish for you to wear socks today.

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

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You get blank robots. The software programs are available for $5,000.16 and were written using the ENIAC coding system. Your robots require programming with C++ (I have no clue what I'm talking about here #-o ...let's just say that the programs and your robots are incompatible)

 

 

 

I wish that Jagex would release the French-language version of RuneScape at least three months before I graduate. Then I could claim to be studying while playing :twisted:

Fear the frog reaper. Hypercubes make the frog reaper happy ^_^

 

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Or else I shall feast upon your soul!!! :twisted:

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Granted but your breaks and you're stuck with reading the manual and looking at the pretty pictures on the cover.

 

 

 

I wish I knew who the creator Quake is :oops:

1600+ Total 96 Combat

1656th to 99 Firemaking. Completed on March 24 '07

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