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you make a nuclear missile to use on america because you hate it? :^o but you forgot you also live in america so you die aswell.

 

 

 

i wish pony's weren't so evil

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Ponies became super good so if you tried to make them walk, they wouldn't because they were scared of crushing anything on the ground so they would try to fly and end up not eating or drinking anything because they didn't want to hurt it so they all died.

 

 

 

I wish I was the best footballer in the world.

 

 

 

P.S- For all those concerned, I am NOT American!

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Granted, but in no time you are surrounded by camera men and people wanting your autograph.

 

 

 

I wish I was in a high building and a gunman would be swearing at me threatening me, and at the end I would fall down the window. Then superman would come to save me and kill that ba......Sorry, that word is the only word that could've made sense, since I couldn't use it whole I had to use the 2 first letters..

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Well,you could've used "bad man" instead of "illegit child" yeah?

 

Well anyway,Superman saves you but Lex Luthor (who is that "ba...")shoots Superman with his kryptonite bullet.TBM falls to the ground!

 

 

 

I wish everyone knew I was the Penultimate Evil

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

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The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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Granted but since everyone knows that they never talk to you.

 

 

 

I wish I had a pet dragon that could never hurt me or die.

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Granted, you fell in a hole with your speed boat to a never-ending see. And the speedboat is so fast you have no control over it, and you throw up once in a while because of the speed.

 

 

 

I wish a truck full of Mars bars would crash into my house. Then I'd use them to become rich rich RICH!!!!! :twisted:

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The truck crashes into your house but it kills you and I sell the bars and become rich.

 

 

 

I wish that TBM would create a link to his YouTube movie in his next post on this thread.

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granted but the link he posted went to some weirdos hit list and now he's comin to getcha. muhahahahawa

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for a good nights sleep

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Granted, you get a good night sleep, but there is something to it. After that particular night you have to sleep with loud music, over 50 types played at once.

 

 

 

dtrish, I can't since most of my videos use the F word a lot.

 

 

 

I wish the dude next door would throw out the garbage.

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Granted, but since the play is so famous everyone is begging for a sequel to the director, and these that aren't are after the other guy and want pictures and autograph. Same things happens to you. You with every one of the guys you worked with are now fleeing, but even on a deserted island you can't be in peace.

 

 

 

I wish I could use my [wagon] as a flamethrower, then I'd do that trick to kill the entire bank security, and steal the money from da bank. :twisted:

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Granted, but when you go to sleep you break wind, torch yourself and die.

 

 

 

I wish I had 10 evil minions to kill people.

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danke Schon Sam!^^

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An international cyberterrorist visits your website, causing it to become a major hub for a virus so deadly it destroys all computers that come in contact with it. Good job!

 

 

 

I wish I had enough wealth to do whatever I wanted with it, without a care in the world.

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You hack into runescape, causing pure chaos, However, you get caught.. and arrested.. and get the Death Penality.

 

 

 

I wish I would meet the one true love of my life, and I wouldn't fall out of love, and he won't cheat on me, and he'll love me back, and he'll um.. won't die 5 mins later, after we meet; and... I can't think of anything else to screw it up for someone trying to mess this up... Hey! it was the only wish I could think of that I had all these alternate scenarios for!

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Granted.But as soon as you get down to the "serious business",you realise he's gay.

 

 

 

I wish my stomach didn't digest food so quickly.I mean I'm 16 and you can see my spine from in front.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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Your body's metabolism suddenly slows...

 

Suddenly... everything you eat turns to fat.... but wait.. there's more!

 

The fat gets stored in these two strange protuding fat deposits on your chest.

 

FeMales never look at you in the eye whilst talking to you again.

 

 

 

I wish that there was a catspeak ammy in real life

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Which part of Dragoonson tells you I'm female,huh?

 

 

 

Granted,but its mine.

 

 

 

I wish you'd change your post to "Females never look at you in the eye whilst talking to you again.",I'm not friking gay.

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so i herd u liek devarts?

If you look at me and feel offended by my 666-ism,think.I could be just as offended by your "cross".

[hide=This's why I'm hot]

The Eleventh Commandment:Thou Shalst only say "Amen,brother".

Amen, brother :lol:

Amen, brudda (referring to the 10th commandment)

amen Bruder! (german ftw)

I'm invulnerable to everything, except Lenin and Dragoonson.

That's impossible.

 

I love people.[/hide]

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I kinda figured you were a guy.. remember.. I have to currupt your wish... I can't help it if Evil Dave's diluted evilness [through the hellrats-my cat-me] made me what I am today...

 

Post changed.. but... there is the "edited by Silver Wits" sign at the bottom.

 

 

 

I wish you'd give me back my ammy

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