silver_wits Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted... but someone develops a time machine and accidently blasts you into the year 2007, June 26th. I wish you weren't older than me by a month.. no wait.. I am older than you by a month! I wish that my next boyfriend knew how to cook like my favourite character, Hannibal Lector... not the cooking and eating people part, but the can actually cook part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guthix_Girl Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 granted, but he made you some bad guacamole and got you sick. i wish there was more things the color orange.. Never take life too seriously, nobody gets out alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted June 26, 2007 Share Posted June 26, 2007 Granted, however, only one more thing turns orange.... guess what? you! Muhahahaha I wish I was orange too... I would then wear pink. lots of pink. and some purple.... what else clashes with orange? o yea.. I would dye my hair neon pink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Granted, the genie assumes you want to become the fruit. So you get aten before you can clothe yourself. :twisted: I wish my [wagon] was made out of steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Granted... your [wagon] turns into steel from exercising it too much. You gain immense popularity as the Master with a steel [wagon].. and some people break into your house as they think it's actually a steeel donkey... And want to steel it. In the ensueing commotion, you're [wagon] turns back into the flaccid thing it was before... and the cops arrest all of you.... as the only person who had any right to be in your house, had an [wagon] of steel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 I wish for an [wagon] made out of steel and nobody would confuse it with a dokney, after all I still got pants. And the public wouldn't see me since I always have curtains near my windows closed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 ROFL Granted.. You die a lonely death beacuse no one wanted to stay wit you when they found out about your [wagon]... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 C'mon now, you still haven't told me what would happen with I s........I can't use that word here, you know what word I'm trying to use it has something to do with defecation, with the [wagon] of steel. I wish I knew now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted June 27, 2007 Share Posted June 27, 2007 Granted... you don't like the imagery Silver presents to you, so she casts a memory charm on you, causing you to get a headache whenever you think about it. I wish I didn't get this annoyingly explosive reaction whenever I eat pepper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 29, 2007 Share Posted June 29, 2007 Granted, you die instead. I wish for an evil servant. Did I say I wanted him? No, in fact the evil servant isn't interested in me, he is only interested in the person who posts next and he can't leave that one alone. :twisted: And can't die, neither with drugs or bullets, and doesn't age. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Granted. The evil servant falls in love with me for my evilness, and together we plot your demise. I wish there actually was an evil servant. :-w Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VurtualRuler98 Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 granted. it follows a greater evil, and kills you painfully. I wish someone would corrupt this wish! Sir, the Panzerschreck squad is blocking the road! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Granted.. your wish isn't properlly corrupted though.. I wish I was a great cw player Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Granted, you become great player of the civil war, however since you are just a player you die by serious soilders that aren't playing. I wish that Bin Laden didn't destroy the towers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doomtom99 Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 if bin laden didn't destroy the towers than was george bush their to destroy them i wish that i was god Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lya_helix Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 you didnt say witch god, so you are your least favorite god i wish i was a gengar in real life, and not just in my dreams, and nothing bad could ever happen to me or my family (like, an evil trainer caught me and tortured would never happen) and i was part of team aqua Click Here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Granted. You soon realise that this was the worst wish, because you never have a girlfriend due to the fact that you never have time for her, due to the fact that you are always out galivanting about the place, saving lives. I wish I could cook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Granted, you can cook alright, but you suck at it. I'm not gonna wish anything instead I'm gonna ask the genie, "Are you a friend of Jafar?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 The fairy says "no" and, grants you the wish that you were a tub of lard. don't know how Silver Wits the fairy knew you wanted this wish.. o well.. I wish I could cook good. as in properly. not as in I suck at cooking.. I already know that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Granted, you now open a restaurant. Unfortunetly your rival is more expert than you so he puts you out of business. And since he keeps on calling you loser, dork, and the a word (not [wagon] the other a word that's censored on these forums) you give up cooking. I wish I'd be a famous movie director, and also wish I had a secret mansion where no fans that wants my autograph, or photographers can find me. And I had a great servant there as well. He is a good servant, find a way to corrupt this wish without me losing the mansion or the servant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 You get your wish. no one can find you. You and your servant and mansion fade out of existence. No one cares about you anymore. Except for your good servant. I wish I was a millionare in real life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 The same thing happens to you as happened to me. Nobody cares about you since you're rich, unfortunately you wasted all your money on the mansion on far away island. I wish I had a TV with a mind of its own then I'd tell it, "You suck!!!" and get back to watching my TV that doesn't have a mind of its own. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Granted. Your TV gets angry and then takes over your house, imprisoning you... and does filthy things to you, like make you clean your room. rofl I wish someone would clean my room. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Granted, that person ALWAYS cleans up your room, you can't touch your own stuff as that cleaner ALWAYS puts that stuff on a place it originally was on. I wish for a magical car. Then I'd show it to the guys at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 Granted. They borrow it for a spin.. and you never see it again. ever. I wish this magic car I have was painted black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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