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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)


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Granted, You find out you have a rare eye disease which causes you to see yellow objects in blue, and is a symptom of an extremely painful and lethal disease.

 

 

 

I wish that I was superman

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Granted but they cost you so much that you have to sell your house to pay for them.

 

 

 

I wish for free money whenever I think of it.

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Granted, You get anything you think of. Problem: it appears from the sky. You last through the Plasma tv, dodge the jacuzzi, but the Ferrari takes you out.

 

 

 

I wish there were more descriptive emoticons on teh forum xD

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Granted, they are to you, but for everyone else they are complicated so they get removed after three days.

 

 

 

I wish for three servant, one would be driving the car, one would be cooking and one would be cleaning the house. I also wish they would work and never wanting money for it, and really wants to do their job for free.

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Granted they do the jobs but the car guy crashes the car, the cooking guy burns down the kitchen and as the cleaning guy is traveling to your house the plane he is on crashes.

 

 

 

I wish nobody would corrupt my next wish, which is to have a million dollars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I am Nobody...

 

 

 

Well,he corrupts it,giving you 1 cent.

 

 

 

I wish I was the penultimate evil.

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Granted! But, you get poisoned jelly beans and once you eat them, you cannot make any more stupid wishes!

 

 

 

I wish people would think of better wishes, besides this one, of course. And this ain't a one-time deal, peoples!

You have no idea how powerful words are....until they hit you in the head.

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Granted, but the genie doesn't know what world you were talking about, Yeah, the genie MIGHT be an idiot so he brings a peace to another world, and you get pissed off because you thought the genie did nothing.

 

 

 

I wish the cops (NOTE: By "cops" I also mean secret agency like FBI, CIA, etc.) wouldn't arrest or kill me no matter what I do. Then I would go on a killing spree, steal hell lotta money, DVD and other things, destroy a lot of houses, and do all sorts of crime. :twisted:

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Granted, but people think you're the incredible hulk and try to kill you.

 

 

 

I wish my wish couldn't be corrupted. :D

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Granted, but the genie doesn't know what world you were talking about, Yeah, the genie MIGHT be an idiot so he brings a peace to another world, and you get pissed off because you thought the genie did nothing.

 

 

 

I wish the cops (NOTE: By "cops" I also mean secret agency like FBI, CIA, etc.) wouldn't arrest or kill me no matter what I do. Then I would go on a killing spree, steal hell lotta money, DVD and other things, destroy a lot of houses, and do all sorts of crime. :twisted:

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