Granted. You now have $22 and get shot by eight identical clones of 50 cent.

 

 

 

I wish I could fluently speak every language in the world that has ever existed.

Granted. However, the government finds out about your new power and forces you to work for them indefinitely and without pay.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that I could jsut graduate without having to go through the mess known as "advisory" (it's where I have to fill out a bunch of stuff about my goals and how I will acheive them and what I've done and a bunch of other useless crap jsut so that I can present it all, along with my senior project, in a 10-minute presentation before I light it all on fire).

Granted but then society collapses and your education means nothing.

 

 

 

I wish I was a rock.

Granted. However, you are a special rock that scientists find interesting and they cut you up and melt you down and run experiments on you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could have an easter ring in real life.

Granted, but you dont have a button to turn back into human form and you are now lonely

 

 

 

I wish the person who posts after me would be as awsome as I am.

Granted but that's because the person (me) below you steals all your awesomeness until you have none left.

 

 

 

I wish the weather would warm up.

Granted, the Earth explodes into a literal Hell filled with fire, sulfur, and little devil guys that bite at your heels.

 

 

 

I wish that my headphones were fixed.

Granted, your broken headphones won't have little broken baby-headphones.

 

 

 

I wish the battery of my cellphone would last longer.

Granted, the battery life now lasts for 9000 years. Unfortunately the battery is now the size of a hump back whale.

 

 

 

I wish my second monitor would stop buzzing.

Granted. Instead it explodes killing your instantly.

 

 

 

I wish it were may.

Granted. It's May......2370. You've been dead for 300 years.

 

 

 

I wish my cat wouldn't shed so much.

Granted, however, it starts coughing hairballs. A lot.

 

 

 

I wish that my Java wasn't down (again!) so I check in on Runescape... :wall:

Granted but you return to find your account was hacked and then banned.

 

 

 

I wish I had a pony!

Granted you now own a pony! Your pony eats you alive for not giving in a carrot.

 

 

 

I wish I was 18...

Granted.

 

You get all excited and try to have [reproduction].

 

You do, and get Aids.

 

Then die.

 

 

 

I wish my post wasent depresing.

Granted. However, because it's no longer depressing, a bunch of people (including you) see what happened and think it was a good thing and go out and get aids and die as well.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could get my Computer Science degree tomorrow without having to go through college and still know everything that anyone who did go to college before getting said degree would know.

Granted, but you'll be rejected by your colleagues and never hired for a job. You will die from a cocaine overdose.

 

 

 

I wish I was GOD.

Granted, you used past tense instead of subjunctive (correct="I wish I were God."). Therefore, you used to be God but no longer are or ever will be :mrgreen: .

 

 

 

I wish that I do not have to go to school on Monday.

Granted. Your school is now open 24 hours a day 7 days a week starting tomorrow at 3:00 A.M. One holiday is this monday, then you never get a break again. have fun.

 

 

 

I wish there wasn't a topic about the game in this forum. I lose every time I enter the forum games.

Granted. However, since you now associate Forum Games with The Game, you will cotinue to lose The Game every time you enter this forum.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Ultimate Frisbee was the most popular sport in the world.

Granted. But, being the way of the world, Ultimate becomes a commercialized, steroid infested, sport for over paid professional athletes. :(

 

 

 

I wish pens couldn't run out of ink.

 

 

 

[hide=]Frisbee ftw, its definitely the most popular sport in my world[/hide]

Granted but due to the new magical properties of pens they animate the moment you touch them and eat you alive starting with your nose.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish pens really did do that.

Granted. It takes the world's combined efforts 27 years to bring down what is now known as the "Pen Uprising of 2009". 3/4 of the world's population was lost.

 

 

 

I wish for sloths.

Granted. It takes the world's combined efforts 27 years to bring down what is now known as the "Pen Uprising of 2009". 3/4 of the world's population was lost.

 

 

 

I wish for sloths.

 

That didn't corrupt my wish, I wished for that to happen.

 

 

 

As for your wish:

 

 

 

Granted but they rain down from the sky and explode on impact.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for my actual wish to be corrupted.

Turns out the pens meant no harm at all. In fact, they solved world hunger and unified the world's nations to form one big happy nation of love and happiness.

 

 

 

I wish fish could talk.