karin001 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, Although you are thrown in jail the next day for holding up a gas station I wish I had played rs years ago when Christmas crackers were dropped and would've picked up 100+ =) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Granted. However, after picking them up, you, like pretty much everyone else, dropped all of them because they were worthless. I wish there were bouncy balls that could be used as weapons in RS. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Granted, but they are so powerful they destroy the combat triangle and RS falls apart. I wish for magic. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
O2l Posted April 12, 2009 Share Posted April 12, 2009 Granted, but as you learn magic you fail a spell, and the result is that you did set your house on fire killing all your family and you can't find an escape. i wish deep soothing massage given to me by Dr. [garden tool] (if you don't know who he is look him up) Previously known as Pope SkillsXbox Live Gamertag - iGwadman (if you add me, please mention your are from Tip.it or I won't add you)Currently working on a gaming website (like ign and others) if you are willing to help me writting guides, pm me with the subject line ''gaming website'' THANKS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Granted, but he breaks your neck during the massage, dying in pain. I wish for Jagex Ownership. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Dark Lord Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Granted, but he breaks your neck during the massage, dying in pain. I wish for Jagex Ownership. Granted, but since you did not say "I wish to own Jagex", some random Indian guy who can't speak English became the sole owner of Jagex Ltd. i wish for world peace and corn tortillas falling from the sky. SWAG Mayn U wanna be like me but U can't be me cuz U ain't got ma swagga on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 15, 2009 Share Posted April 15, 2009 Granted but they falling corn tortillas cause a panic and people start rioting and looting and then returning to their old ways. They destroy all the corn tortillas and WW502 starts. :? I wish I had an unlimited supply of ice cream that would never melt. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Assume Nothing Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Granted but the ice cream would be destroyed by getting zapped by ma laz0r. I wish for the ability to stop time itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Granted, but unfortunately you don't have the ability to start time again and you are trapped in a timeless limbo. I wish I had a Chic-Fil-A number 4 with extra fries. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Granted but the food is posioned. I wish I knew every single thing in the world Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Granted, but your brain's size is now relative to all that you know, aka, your head explodes. I wish this guy wasnt so happy ---> :lol: I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Granted. Now he's so depresed he buys a gun and shoots you. I wish I could go back in time and live there. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 16, 2009 Share Posted April 16, 2009 Granted, you try to watch out for the dinosaurs but within a week you're a t-rex's snack. I wish I could ride a unicycle. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Granted but all the unicycles in the world are destroyed and every single human forgets how to make them until the end of time. I wish for a sign that said "free cookies!!!" Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Granted, the sign says "Free cookies!!!". But its written in a dead language that no one on the face of the earth knows how to read. I wish gas was cheaper. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Granted it's cheaper on the stock market but the gas stations sell it for the same price. I wish I could fluently speak ancient mayan. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 Granted, but you still can't read the "free cookies" sign :) I wish dogs could talk I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 17, 2009 Share Posted April 17, 2009 didn't I already corrupt a wish like that? *sigh* granted but they tell everyone your deepest secrets and add that you're a murderer and will kill them all. Everyone believes them and they kill you. I wish I had unlimited gummy bears that spawned right besides me and I could start/stop the gummy bear spawning whenever I chose. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Granted, but all of the gummy bears are poisonous, d'oh! I wish dogs could talk. Wait, no, I wish I lived in an orbiting satellite-colony around the Earth I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 I will process both of your wishes at once. Granted but the talking dogs over power the entire crew and throw them (and you) out into space. I wish I had a pink diamond that was safely resting on the palm of my hand and could not harm me in any way. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Granted. However, some random person sees the diamond and kills you for it. I wish that politicians would always tell the truth and that people would be smart enough to only vote for those who want to do what is right. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 20, 2009 Share Posted April 20, 2009 Granted but due to conflicting views of what is right the united states and russia go to war and blow everyone in the world up with nukes. I wish I didn't have such a big headache. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
demonsbane37 Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 granted but you had to be frozen in ice for over 9000 years to acheive it( :twss: ) i wish i had a pet corporeal beast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 21, 2009 Share Posted April 21, 2009 Granted but he is still aggressive and kills you. I wish my memory card didn't delete all my data on CC. Just beat dark serge and have to start all over. :x Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragratdev Posted April 22, 2009 Share Posted April 22, 2009 Granted but Dark Serge comes back and kills you; thus, you have to start over again. I wish I knew what CC was Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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