Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

[mweddle]

granted, but it all goes to your head and you get arrested for audio piracy

 

 

 

 

 

I wish that had a terrorist that delivered me the best pizza in the world for free for no reason

[Monk]

Granted, but he pulls the pin on the bomb vest he has hidden, and you die.

 

 

 

I wish I was immortal.

[Death]

Granted. You never wished for eternal youth, so you gradually degrade to dust being conscious of it the entire time.

 

 

 

I wish :o got bread.

[Cynic]

Granted, but it's poisonous, so it dies, never to be used again.

 

 

 

I wish that every person on Earth had an IQ in the range of 100-140.

[acenator]

Granted. We all get bored to death due to the lack of stupid people.

 

 

 

I wish I could remember to wish for something before hitting the submit button.

[Piu]

Granted, but then you forgot to hit the reply button.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I never wished this.

[acenator]

Granted. In not wishing, you just didn't post at all and this thread stayed in its half-dieing/dead state and nobody ever played it again.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could win the 'Last one to post wins!' game.

[Assume Nothing]

Granted, you win, nothing happens, end.

 

 

 

I wish for a uncorruptable wish!

[jasignhagj]

granted, but you use Windows, so it gets corrupted anyway

 

 

 

i wish the wildy would come back

[Lemeja]

Granted, but you realize it never left only the pking did.

 

 

 

I wish for a pony.

[acenator]

Granted. It becomes a zombie pony and eats your brainsssssssssssssss....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Star Wars was real and that I was a Jedi.

[Monk]

Granted. But a Sith Lord comes and kills you.

 

 

 

I wish for a Chocobo.

[Xanotex]

Granted. But I eated it (whatever a chocobo may be L)

 

 

 

I wish for a pink dragon with 9 eyes that breathes candy and takes me to school and steals other kids their lunch money and has [bleep]y things on his back with huge nails on his toes L0L and it must be able to pk with me I want it to be rich so I can bs it for ags in deep wildy.

 

 

 

O and it must have all the Chuck Norris fighting-abilities.

 

 

 

k?

[Piu]

Granted, but since the dragon involves both RuneScape and real life, your dragon has been defeated by all logic.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish for unmeltable, lostable, rustable money, not get hacked, killed, poisoned, banned, die, terminated, or anything violent happen to me, and all of these get fitted into one wish.

[acenator]

The government takes it all away as taxes.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could get just walk into any store and have them hire me on the spot.

[Piu]

Granted, but you get fired a moment after.

 

 

 

I wish for unmeltable, lostable, rustable money, not get hacked, have the goverment take it all away as taxes, killed, poisoned, banned, die, terminated, or anything violent happen to me, and all of these get fitted into one wish.

[Harakiri]

Granted, but now cows have a sexual attraction to you.

 

 

 

Je voudrais arrêter de parler serait en français.

[Piu]

Granted with a gaint "WUT" on your face.

 

 

 

I wish for unmeltable, lostable, rustable money, not get hacked, have the goverment take it all away as taxes, for cows to not have sexual attraction on me, killed, poisoned, banned, die, terminated, or anything violent happen to me, and all of these get fitted into one wish.

[Harakiri]

Granted, but now cows, bulls, and Roseanne have sexual attractions to you.

 

 

 

I wish PlasmaDogRocks would quit asking the same wish.

[Piu]

Granted, but he gets around the wish by adding something into it.

 

 

 

I wish for unmeltable, lostable, rustable money, not get hacked, have the goverment take it all away as taxes, for cows, bulls, ugly women, and Roseanne or any other type of animal to not have sexual attraction on me, my family, friends, RS friends or anyone I love/like, killed, poisoned, banned, die, terminated, or anything violent happen to me, and all of these get fitted into one wish.

[Harakiri]

Granted but you wrote this "my family, friends, RS friends or anyone I love/like, killed, poisoned, banned, die, terminated, or anything violent happen to me, and all of these get fitted into one wish." Thus everyone and you love/like and yourself have been killed, your bodies poisoned, your accounts banned, your dead bodies killed again, and then terminated, and then more violent things happen.

 

 

 

I wish that whoever who grants this wish is brutally mauled by Tip. It's smileys, and then gets killed by a giant worm.

[Piu]

Granted, but my hot plasma vaporizes the giant worm and smileys.

 

 

 

I wish for unmeltable, lostable, rustable money, not get hacked, not have the goverment take it all away as taxes and for cows, bulls, ugly women, and Roseanne or any other type of animal to not have sexual attraction on me, my family, friends, RS friends or anyone I love/like also to be not killed, poisoned, banned, die, terminated, or anything violent happen to, and all of these get fitted into one wish.

[Assume Nothing]

Granted, but my hot plasma vaporizes the giant worm and smileys.

 

 

 

I wish for unmeltable, lostable, rustable money, not get hacked, not have the goverment take it all away as taxes and for cows, bulls, ugly women, and Roseanne or any other type of animal to not have sexual attraction on me, my family, friends, RS friends or anyone I love/like also to be not killed, poisoned, banned, die, terminated, or anything violent happen to, and all of these get fitted into one wish.

 

 

 

Granted, all your goals are complete and you die in misery from boredom.

 

 

 

I wish for compfreak to come back.

[AceBeam]

Granted. He comes back, but he's actually back from the dead.

 

 

 

I wish I could find some mods for MSPaint.

[acenator]

Granted, but they turn out to be viruses and you have tog et a new computer.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could find $1 billion in gold buried on my property and sell it and live happily ever after.