silver_wits Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Granted. you turn into a potato, and some little 5 year old kid names you henry, before eating you. -.- I wish I was a little kid again. :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockgabriel9 Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Granted but you are a little kid owned by a pedo. I wish my mum would stop nagging me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Granted. Your dad nags you instead. -.- I wish that my cat wouldn't sit on the computer desk, and hit the mouse with her tail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Granted your cat now sits on your screen, and his/her tail is wiggling on the screen, making it impossible for you to enjoy the computer ;P I wish for nothing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Granted. you get nothing... in return on christmas day.. :twisted: I wish for no presents on christmas day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 Granted U get no presents on x-mas day cuz your parents die in a fatal head on head collision with santa claus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 hmm.. since you made no wishy wishy... I get to corrupt it!!! Granted. you die a horrible painful death. I wish for a nice, peaceful, light, death. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 8, 2009 Share Posted August 8, 2009 You die alone of old age in mid space, after which 3 secodns later you get smashed by an alien tour space ship I wish for a sedentarily USA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockgabriel9 Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Granted. Usa stays in the same spot and all the other plates move into Usa destroying it. I wish my girlfriend would stop texting me so I can enjoy TIF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Granted. she now starts callling you on the phone. :ohnoes: I wish that people would stop calling me and just learn to text properly, and that also when they do use the text messaging, that they actually re-read their messages, and type properly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 granted but now people will walk up to you smile, then proceed to text you the conversation, or text you from directly behind you or beside you or in front of you on the bus, not to mention you find this incredibly annoying. i wish silver_wits would admit that they love me and quit pretending that they only want me for my kidneys God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 10, 2009 Share Posted August 10, 2009 Granted. They love you and admit that they don't want you for your kidneys. I wish that 321Ownage would tell me who "they" are! :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockgabriel9 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Not granted. No one cares. I wish I didn't say that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Granted. the post above goes unrecognized due to the fact that you're supposed to grant the wish, and corrupt it. :twisted: I wish that I was an evil genie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Granted but you can only grant wishes of pure hearted people. and since you're evil you can't grant your own wishes. I wish I didn't have to go back to school in a week. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Granted. you die a horrible and painful death, negating the need for school. I wish that I could fly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Granted. You can fly in an Airplane like everyone else. I wish I was brought back to life after that 'horrible and painful' death and had the power of x-ray vision. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 granted... you get to see through the clothing of everyone. including the clothing of horribly unnattractive people like this: I wish that I was horribly unnattractive as well. :ohnoes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Granted but every guy (except me) in the world has a sudden lust for you that can never be satisfied until they are with you. I wish that it would stop raining here but at the same time be the perfect weather and have no negative effect on the natural environment. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Granted. you suddenly develop an extreme fetish for storms. I wish that it was storming by me right now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Granted but it was your extreme fetish for storms that I gained and now you hate storms. It storms there 24 hours a day and every day of the year. I wish I had a pony who would eat my enemies corpses but would not harm me. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockgabriel9 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Granted. Your whole family is eaten by your pony after an arguement. I wish that Andrew Gower was actually cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Granted. he turns out to be cooler than you. :twisted: I wish that I was cool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rockgabriel9 Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Granted, you are thrown in a cold swimming pool. Nice and cool. I wish that Blaziken is real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted August 11, 2009 Share Posted August 11, 2009 Granted. Now everyone makes fun of you for having a real pokemon, so you develop an extreme case of depression and kill yourself. I wish that this smiley :mrgreen: was yellow. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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