qwedloki100 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Granted, you don't go to school, and you go to a party, but then your parents got tipped off, dragged you home, and ground you for eternity. I wish that anyone that tries to corrupt this wish will instantly be teleported to outerspace, and dies immediately. Before they can corrupt it :twisted: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Granted, but they come back as zombies and ghosts to kill you I wish i had a Good looking, nice girlfriend [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Granted. however your heart gets broken. refer to this link. I wish that I had no heart. \ and I could still live. : Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwedloki100 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Granted. your heart is replaced by a black hole, that sucks everything in, including yourself.. and you're still alive. I wish that I am invincible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Granted. your defences are so impenetrable that no one can attack you... or glomp you... or hug you.. :twisted: You thus have immense trouble "having fun" physically with your significant other. I wish that I had some more pepper. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwedloki100 Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Granted. Your pepper is here, and up your nose..in your body, everywhere. You suffocated to death on pepper. I wish for $100,000,000 and that I can enjoy that money in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 18, 2009 Share Posted August 18, 2009 Granted. It's a 100 million yen... and you become extremely bored. I wish that I had a lolipop. -.- corrupt that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwedloki100 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Granted. Then you choke on it when you realized that it's vinegar, pepper, and soap flavored. I wish myself and the person who post below me epic good luck, and a happy, full life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VEGHATERMEATLOVER Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Granted. Then you choke on it when you realized that it's vinegar, pepper, and soap flavored. I wish myself and the person who post below me epic good luck, and a happy, full life. Granted but it turns out I get a super happy life instead of a happy life, you can't live with the fact that you failed so you cover yourself in propane and set fire to yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwedloki100 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Granted, but it turns out I can't be burn by fire. So I live happy life after all. I wish they would remove this smilie : :ugeek:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Granted but they remove every smiliey with it and replace it with a rickroll that auto plays every time you go to post and you can't turn it off, it shuts off all other music/sounds you have open. I wish for a Pepsi (seriously I could use one) Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Granted. However, it's really coke inside that pepsi can. :twisted: I wish that I had super strength. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwedloki100 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Granted. then you accidently axed yourself with the super strength. I wish for all the correct answers to my homework. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 granted. however, you have to repeat the entire year because although you did get the homework correct, you never really expended any effort on actually doing the homework.. so you fail. I wish that I could play a musical instrument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Granted, you can play air guitar. I wish for a really big stick. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Granted, you get one, attachted to your head, forever! I wish i had moar epicness [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwedloki100 Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 granted, you get so much epicness, you drown in it. Good Fight ;) I wish that this text would turn blue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pirate_Felix Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Granted, but your background turns blue too and you can never read it anymore I Wish /b/ loaded faster [hide]Felix, je moeder.Je moeder felixJe vader, felix.Felix, je oma.Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)Felix, je moeder.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Granted. but the reason is because no one uses 4chan anymore... I wish that I could understand the inner workings of a 4chan poster's mind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 granted but because i have no idea what 4chan is you explode I wish I was irresistibly charming to good-looking females, and repelled [bleep]y and/or fat ones.... God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Granted. however you develop a severe special interest for fat females.... and men... and cannot do anything with attractive members of the human race. I wish that I was dead. :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Granted, but you go to Heaven and have to put up with Jesus and his buddies always crackin' lame jokes and talking about Twilight 24/7. I wish it was January. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 19, 2009 Share Posted August 19, 2009 Granted. however it's January in the year 2099, and you're really really old.. and you can barely move your body without experiencing excruciating pain because they never bothered to develop the technology for medicine and cloning.. and you're stuck and you want to die.. and because its against the law.. you're tied up and forced to live out the rest of your life [which turns out to be 30 more years btw] like that. I wish that I could see into the future. :ugeek: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted August 20, 2009 Share Posted August 20, 2009 you see into the future and you see yourself making passionate love with a grotesque fat guy and you kill yourself due to the mental scarring I wish i could fly a helicopter God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted August 21, 2009 Share Posted August 21, 2009 Granted. you get arrested for flying without a license. I wish that I could remember what DRM means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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