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Granted. you become perfect. like a barbie ken doll. plastic. so perfect you're inhuman. but you're happy../ and smart... and... creepy as hell because you have no flaws.

 

 

 

I wish that i could keep all my flaws, and never change!

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Granted. although it's been under my bed for about 3 and a half months.. festering.

 

 

 

I wish that the cat would understand that there are consequences for her actions, and that if I let her outside to play... and I just take my eyes off her for a few secs, that that is because I trust her.. I trust her not to abuse her trust and run away underneath the neighbour's red sports car.. then play tag with me under there... :wall:

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Granted, your cat becomes sentient, realizes that there are consequences, and relishes it's wrongdoings even more.

 

 

 

I wish that I didn't have to get a hair cut tomorrow. -.-

 

 

 

Granted. you become perfect. like a barbie ken doll. plastic. so perfect you're inhuman. but you're happy../ and smart... and... creepy as hell because you have no flaws.

 

If you're talking about him being a Ken Doll I could think of one rather obvious flaw...

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granted insted u r tortured to death

 

 

 

i wish i lost 50 pounds and kept it off forever.

 

 

 

I take 50 pounds (money) off you and never give it back to you.

 

 

 

I wish no one corrupts my wish :)

RIP TET

 

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"That which does not kill us makes us stronger." - Friedrich Nietzsche

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Granted, your head explodes because you can't comprehend that I didn't follow the purpose of the game.

 

 

 

I wish I knew who Optomist was...I have theorys but...

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Granted. you become perfect. like a barbie ken doll. plastic. so perfect you're inhuman. but you're happy../ and smart... and... creepy as hell because you have no flaws.

 

If you're talking about him being a Ken Doll I could think of one rather obvious flaw...

 

Well.. when you think about it logically.. the only girl that would want to date oh-so-perfect ken.. would be barbie.. and given her one rather obvious flaw.. I don't think she would mind.... also there's plastic surgery.

 

 

 

Granted danno. you live now blows. :thumbsup: -.- :-#

 

 

 

I wish that I wasn't laughing really hard right now.

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Granted, it is due to a large concentration of laughing gas which doesn't allow you to get enough oxygen, causing death. :cry:

 

 

 

I wish Spooferfish would stop lurking and post already. :lol:

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Granted, your cat becomes sentient, realizes that there are consequences, and relishes it's wrongdoings even more.

 

 

 

I wish that I didn't have to get a hair cut tomorrow. -.-

 

 

 

Granted. you become perfect. like a barbie ken doll. plastic. so perfect you're inhuman. but you're happy../ and smart... and... creepy as hell because you have no flaws.

 

If you're talking about him being a Ken Doll I could think of one rather obvious flaw...

 

 

 

I hope your talking about me having a mind.

 

 

 

Granted, but it tastes like Nasty.

 

 

 

I wish for a pony!

In fact, I do have some pancake mix.

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Granted, your cat becomes sentient, realizes that there are consequences, and relishes it's wrongdoings even more.

 

 

 

I wish that I didn't have to get a hair cut tomorrow. -.-

 

 

 

Granted. you become perfect. like a barbie ken doll. plastic. so perfect you're inhuman. but you're happy../ and smart... and... creepy as hell because you have no flaws.

 

If you're talking about him being a Ken Doll I could think of one rather obvious flaw...

 

 

 

I hope your talking about me having a mind.

 

 

 

Granted, but it tastes like Nasty.

 

 

 

I wish for a pony!

 

 

 

ah ha! I knew you were doing stuff that I didn;t know about![/hide]

 

 

 

granted. it kicks you.

 

 

 

I wish that my cat could talk.

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Granted, your cat becomes sentient, realizes that there are consequences, and relishes it's wrongdoings even more.

 

 

 

I wish that I didn't have to get a hair cut tomorrow. -.-

 

 

 

Granted. you become perfect. like a barbie ken doll. plastic. so perfect you're inhuman. but you're happy../ and smart... and... creepy as hell because you have no flaws.

 

If you're talking about him being a Ken Doll I could think of one rather obvious flaw...

 

 

 

I hope your talking about me having a mind.

 

 

 

Granted, but it tastes like Nasty.

 

 

 

I wish for a pony!

 

 

 

ah ha! I knew you were doing stuff that I didn;t know about!

 

 

 

granted. it kicks you.

 

 

 

I wish that my cat could talk.

 

 

 

Lol yes he is just faking hateing me we really have oral sex.[/hide]

 

 

 

Granted, But now it won't shut up about mudkipz.

 

 

 

I wish pokemon were real!

In fact, I do have some pancake mix.

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Granted. you become perfect. like a barbie ken doll. plastic. so perfect you're inhuman. but you're happy../ and smart... and... creepy as hell because you have no flaws.

 

If you're talking about him being a Ken Doll I could think of one rather obvious flaw...

 

I hope your talking about me having a mind.

 

I was talking exclusively about the toy, not making a comparison, sorry if you were insulted at all.

 

 

 

Granted, however, Pokeballs do not become real so we cannot control them, which causes them to become the dominant predator of the world.

 

 

 

I wish for a glass of water.

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Granted, but the glass of water is boiling hot, and you can't drink it. Then you die of dehydration.

 

 

 

I wish that noone would not corrupt my wish of ultimate merchanting skills, and that it'll come true, making me the richest player on runescape :evil: :twisted: .

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Granted but Andrew Gower comes to your house and kills you for hacking due to your sudden and unnatural boost in wealth.

 

 

 

I wish that I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

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Granted. you suddenly contact very painful cramps, which cause you to stay in bed the entire day, because you're unable to move without generating great pain.

 

 

 

I wish that my cat would kick the person under me. :|

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