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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)


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you remember what DRM means but forget the need to eat and die

 

 

 

I wish silver wits would stop ruining my dreams

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Granted, you then become ridiculously obese

 

 

 

I wish this smiley :ugeek: did not have glasses

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Granted, it is poisoned.

 

 

 

I wish I a baseball bat with [bleep]es attached.I can't wait to see this corruption. :lol:

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

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granted, you are tortured and thrown into a pond to see if you sink or float, and you drown (all this because they wanted to see if you were a witch)

 

 

 

i wish i was an oscar meyer wiener

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Granted, you are devoured.

 

 

 

I wish for the smallest rock imaginable.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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granted but it is so incredibly dense and therefore heavy that it falls right through your skull, you chest and your abdomen, and then tghrough your groin, so you die

 

 

 

i wish for a pencil

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God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND

" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done."

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Granted but it gets wished directly in your stomach.

 

 

 

I Wish for the ability to make broad arrows

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Felix, je ongelofelijk gave pwnaze avatar B)

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Granted.You get them but die a second later from swine flu speeded up because of them.

 

 

 

I wish I could make a stargate.

 

Granted but it is only a model of a stargate and doesn't work in real life since we don't have the technology.

 

 

 

I wish I had a working copy of FFVI

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granted but they blow up once your wish is granted. You're body and DNA is incinerated and you are never known to have died, so no one remembers you.

 

 

 

I wish for a cold pepsi.

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Granted, but you bring your own PC to work and as it connects to their network it releases a wirus witch deletes one of their projects, they find out it came from you and you're fired.

 

 

 

I wish I could make great ASCII-art.

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