Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Granted, but a dog breaks into your house and eats it. I wish that dog had some kind of superpowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Granted. IT HAS A HIGH PICKPOCKETING LEVEL. I wish for a high thieving level as well... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Granted, you are a professional thief, but unfortunately that won't save you from the cops. I wish the thieving level would in fact save silver_wits from the cops. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Granted.. it does save Silver Wits from the cops.. but not from the crowd of angry, pitchfork weilding citizens.. I wish that I could fly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Granted, you get a helicopter, but you suck at using it, but you can use it nevertheless. I wish for a bullet proof body, then I'd make a lot of gangsters with guns in their hands angry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Granted. all your hair falls out... this makes you unable to get a girlfriend. I wish TBM could get a gf with his hair falling out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Observer Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Granted, he gets you as a girlfriend. I wish that Silver_Wits had a hamster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Granted. killerred005 is my shiny new hamster. :twisted: I wish that people wouldn't automatically assume I want a boyfriend... :unsure: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted October 7, 2009 Share Posted October 7, 2009 Granted. Whenever people see you with a female friend, the ask if she's your girlfriend. I wish I had a nice slice of chocolate creme pie right now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted, but you are chained to the desk...that happens to be out of reach of the pie. Your options are to gnaw off your limb or go without the pie. I wish the laughing smiley would make a triumphant return. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted, he comes back and everyone is so happy they spam all the threads with the laughing smiley thus nuking every thread and Tif explodes. I wish for ice cream. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted, but it happens to be at a temperature of 0 kelvin. I wish for a bowl of oxygen. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psycho_Robot Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted. But this bowl of oxygen is your ONLY oxygen, as you are transported to mars to get it. I wish somethign exciting would happen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted, the excitement is to great for your dear old heart, and a bear tears it out. I wish for a tuna in a kumquat tree. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted. however, an evil kitty climbs the tree, eats the tuna, then lands, claws first on your face. your skin gets ripped off and you're scalped as well. I wish that death wasn't hurt by me granting his wish... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted, by some odd twist of face Hex was injured severely. Death was left with mild face scarring. I wish I had some Zenmed. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted. however it's useless. I wish I had a knife. a really sharp one too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted, but you drop it and it breaks in half. I wish for a red herring in a bath of orange juice. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 granted. however it's inedible because the herring is raw. I wish for kitty to purr more... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted, she purrs nonstop. I wish for a plate of grape juice with a tall glass of avacado. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 granted. it's poisoned. I wish that the cat would stop this infernal purring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted, she resumes her normal purring schedule, much to your chagrin. I wish for an orangutang in a box. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted, but it runs away. I wish TheAmazingAtheist would get the nr. 1 most subscribed on YouTube spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
silver_wits Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted. but everyone else is number 1. I wish that I had the ability to eat pie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted October 8, 2009 Share Posted October 8, 2009 Granted, unfortunately that's all you can eat from now on, you are allergic to anything else.. Granted. but everyone else is number 1.How is that even possible? I wish whoever posts next will explain why. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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