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i wish for dclaws

 

Granted, But you are skulled and have no prayer when you have them. You are them killed and lose them.

 

 

 

I wish for pie.

 

 

 

Granted. But you throw up the pie.

 

 

 

I wish that my wish is corrupted by the next poster. Or by anyone/anything.

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Granted but they stole a stale burger from Mcdonalds and sold it to you.

 

 

 

I wish that my cat would stop drooling on my bed.

 

 

 

Granted, your cat now goes to the bathroom of your bed.

 

 

 

I Wish for something that is random.

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Request DENIED

 

 

 

i wish game

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[hide=Viralaether's guide to Mac use]1) take your mac

2) drop it off your roof

3) ??????

4) Profit![/hide]1/7/9 quest cape ||| 5/6/9 all diaries ||| 7/14/9 300 rank MA ||| 4998th to 99 summoning on 2/27/10

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Granted, but the genie granting the wish slaps you for making a stupid wish.

 

 

 

I wish my Forum Games buddies would appear like magic.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Granted, but we're too late. :cry:

 

 

 

I wish for v.

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Unfortunately, you receive >

 

 

 

I wish for a picture.

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R.I.P. oO000oO0oO00, RS2 range pure transformed to a maxed PvM char in EoC, ten years of time completely wasted.
Good to be gone :)

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Unfortunately, you receive >

 

 

 

I wish for a picture.

 

 

 

Your wish is granted but you're sent a burning picture and you light yourself on fire nearly dying

 

 

 

I wish the next person to post can not make a wish :P

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Granted, but I've made wishes before in this thread, so you wish ultimately fails.

 

 

 

(I'm forbidden to make a wish.)

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This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.
English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

bgok5jn dsgtalg

Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

[/hide]

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N/A

 

 

 

I wish I had a foot long beard.

 

 

 

Granted, you know have a beard that looks and smells like a foot

 

 

 

I wish I could understand animals

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Can I ask why? Is there a particular reason you don't like corn?

 

Granted, it's now a part of Kansas as it originally was.

 

 

 

I wish I knew what possessed me to open this thread. Then to bump it.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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I wish I knew what possessed me to open this thread. Then to bump it.

 

 

 

Granted. But the reason is so astronomically stupid that you faint and have a heart attack simultaneously.

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Granted. However, no one knows what you wished for, and because you quoted me, in forum games, when I'm right above you, you die.

 

 

 

I wish someone would steal the cheese from me.

My skin is finally getting soft
I'll scrub until the damn thing comes off

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Granted, you get your feather, only it magically appears in your jugular, swells up, and cuts off the flow of blood to your brain.

 

 

 

I wish I had a hamster ball.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Granted, she stops, but one day you're on the internet without using a condom (like your mum always told you to use) and you get herpes, I'm so sorry.

 

 

 

I wish I had an ergonomic computer chair.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Granted you now have an ergonomic computer chair for a baby rendering you with back pain

 

 

 

I wish to have the largest male reproductive organ in the universe

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uh

 

 

 

Granted I guess, but it's so large that it's gravitational pull causes every star in the universe to crash into Earth wiping out all of mankind and all life in the universe.

 

 

 

I wish people would realize how stupid wallets with Velcro are.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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