Nenga Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted but they tell everyone every single bad thing and blame it on you. Everyone believes them and kills you. I wish Goonstalf wouldn't spam the game forums as much. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, Goonstalf knows when he's unwanted and heads off to his favorite corner to cry. I wish I had better things to do then play barb assault and spam the games forum I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, you've been drafted to the U.S. Army. No regrets? I wish I could shoot laz0rz from my eyes. Edit: Also, it's not spam if his posts are relevant to the topic. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted. However, you can't control the laz0rz and end up cutting your family into itty bitty pieces. I wish Mechscape would come out tomorrow with absolutely no bugs or problems of any kind whatsoever and stay that way for the rest of my life. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted but you die the very second jagex uploads the game. I wish I had a pet rock named bob. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted! Turns out Bob isn't a rock though, he's a poisonous snail. The very same day that you get him, while you're asleep, Bob slithers over onto your bed and....... you get struck by lightning. I wish I could get more hours at work. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted but you die the very second jagex uploads the game. I wish I had a pet rock named bob. Granted, but it has rabies and has to be put to sleep. I wish I had a bagel. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 I wish I could get more hours at work. Granted. However, you end up just getting fired because you keep coming in late because you are too preoccupied with posting on forum games. I wish the person above me had ruined the wish he was supposed to. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, he does, and to add insult to injury acenator steals his bagel. But unfortunately the bagel had rabies and ace has to be put to sleep. I wish there were some way I could turn this block of cheese into smaller shredded cheese bits. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted. However, you somehow manage to cut yourself with the cheese grater and bleed to death. I wish I knew what to wish for. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, it was a puppy. It dies. I wish I knew how to charge and fire muh lazur I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted. However, since nobody has invented said "lazur" and you can therefore neither charge nor shoot one. I wish I had an unlimited supply of oil that I could draw on at whatever rate I wanted to that would allow me to control the oil markets. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, you now have unlimited supply of olive oil. Italian restaurants tremble at the mention of your name. I wish Reese's Cups didnt have so much packaging I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted. They now have absolutely no packaging and get eaten by bugs and/or touched by the hands of random people who walk by said delicious candy. I wish the people running the U.S. government were honest, knew what they were doing, and always did what was right for the country and not for their own pockets/egos. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, but then a meteorite hits the earth and ends it all anyway. I wish Futurama was on. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, but then a meteorite hits the earth and ends it all anyway. I wish Futurama was on. Granted, it's the Fountain of Youth episode. YOU wish I didn't jack your Captain Falcon category Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, but I realize that Spongebob Squarepants is a category in the new one and I aim to destroy him. I wish that my cat could fly. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, but I realize that Spongebob Squarepants is a category in the new one and I aim to destroy him. I wish that my cat could fly. It flies away, then comes back with an unstoppable army of lolcats to destroy you. I wish I didn't have to change 3 of the categories back. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, but then you realize that no one really knows how that game works anyway, so you kill yourself. I wish I had a pet sloth. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted. However, it somehow eats some anti-deppressants, goes crazy, and kills you. I wish rules were perfectly understandable for everyone. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, the rules are so straight forward that everyone in the games forum loses the will to survive and jumps in front of a bus. I wish there was a way to get free cookies. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dizzle229 Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, the rules are so straight forward that everyone in the games forum loses the will to survive and jumps in front of a bus. I wish there was a way to get free cookies. Granted, bu you are arrested for stealing and given the death penalty. I wish I were the Commander of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes. Get back here so I can rub your butt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, but the Imperial Realm of the Waffles destroys all the pancakes. I wish people would stop rawring at me I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
acenator Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted. However, they decide that, since they are no long rawring at you, they need something else to do to you. After a short discussion, they all pull out guns and use you for target practice. I wish I could sleep and surf the internet at the same time. > SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;0 rows returnedThere's no place like 127.0.0.1There are only 10 types of peoplein this world: those who understandbinary and those who don't.This statement is false.$DO || ! $DO ; trytry: command not found Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 11, 2009 Share Posted April 11, 2009 Granted, the devil hears your plea and allows this, but in return he takes your fingers. Irony to the max. I wish I knew how to roll with the gangstas I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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