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Granted but they tell everyone every single bad thing and blame it on you. Everyone believes them and kills you.

 

 

 

I wish Goonstalf wouldn't spam the game forums as much.

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Granted, Goonstalf knows when he's unwanted and heads off to his favorite corner to cry.

 

 

 

I wish I had better things to do then play barb assault and spam the games forum

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Granted, you've been drafted to the U.S. Army. No regrets?

 

 

 

I wish I could shoot laz0rz from my eyes.

 

 

 

Edit: Also, it's not spam if his posts are relevant to the topic.

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Granted. However, you can't control the laz0rz and end up cutting your family into itty bitty pieces.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish Mechscape would come out tomorrow with absolutely no bugs or problems of any kind whatsoever and stay that way for the rest of my life.

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There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Granted! Turns out Bob isn't a rock though, he's a poisonous snail. The very same day that you get him, while you're asleep, Bob slithers over onto your bed and....... you get struck by lightning.

 

 

 

I wish I could get more hours at work.

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Granted but you die the very second jagex uploads the game.

 

 

 

I wish I had a pet rock named bob.

 

 

 

Granted, but it has rabies and has to be put to sleep.

 

 

 

I wish I had a bagel.

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I wish I could get more hours at work.

 

 

 

Granted. However, you end up just getting fired because you keep coming in late because you are too preoccupied with posting on forum games.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the person above me had ruined the wish he was supposed to.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Granted, he does, and to add insult to injury acenator steals his bagel. But unfortunately the bagel had rabies and ace has to be put to sleep.

 

 

 

I wish there were some way I could turn this block of cheese into smaller shredded cheese bits.

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Granted. However, you somehow manage to cut yourself with the cheese grater and bleed to death.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I knew what to wish for.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Granted. However, since nobody has invented said "lazur" and you can therefore neither charge nor shoot one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I had an unlimited supply of oil that I could draw on at whatever rate I wanted to that would allow me to control the oil markets.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Granted, you now have unlimited supply of olive oil. Italian restaurants tremble at the mention of your name.

 

 

 

I wish Reese's Cups didnt have so much packaging

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Granted. They now have absolutely no packaging and get eaten by bugs and/or touched by the hands of random people who walk by said delicious candy.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish the people running the U.S. government were honest, knew what they were doing, and always did what was right for the country and not for their own pockets/egos.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Granted, but then a meteorite hits the earth and ends it all anyway.

 

 

 

I wish Futurama was on.

 

 

 

Granted, it's the Fountain of Youth episode.

 

 

 

YOU wish I didn't jack your Captain Falcon category

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Granted, but I realize that Spongebob Squarepants is a category in the new one and I aim to destroy him.

 

 

 

I wish that my cat could fly.

 

 

 

It flies away, then comes back with an unstoppable army of lolcats to destroy you.

 

 

 

I wish I didn't have to change 3 of the categories back.

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Granted. However, it somehow eats some anti-deppressants, goes crazy, and kills you.

 

 

 

 

 

I wish rules were perfectly understandable for everyone.

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0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Granted, the rules are so straight forward that everyone in the games forum loses the will to survive and jumps in front of a bus.

 

 

 

I wish there was a way to get free cookies.

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Granted, the rules are so straight forward that everyone in the games forum loses the will to survive and jumps in front of a bus.

 

 

 

I wish there was a way to get free cookies.

 

 

 

Granted, bu you are arrested for stealing and given the death penalty.

 

 

 

I wish I were the Commander of the Intergalactic House of Pancakes.

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Granted. However, they decide that, since they are no long rawring at you, they need something else to do to you. After a short discussion, they all pull out guns and use you for target practice.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I wish I could sleep and surf the internet at the same time.

> SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0;

0 rows returned

There's no place like 127.0.0.1

There are only 10 types of people

in this world: those who understand

binary and those who don't.

This statement is false.

$DO || ! $DO ; try

try: command not found

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Granted, the devil hears your plea and allows this, but in return he takes your fingers. Irony to the max.

 

 

 

I wish I knew how to roll with the gangstas

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