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Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)


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Granted, but its a murder-suicide involving you.

 

I wish noodles were more delicious

 

But they had to add about 10 bazillion additives and such what to it, and one of them turned out to be radioactive, so you die.

 

I wish for a better Sig.

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granted. Without the threat of kryptonite, superman has nothing to stop him. he takes over the world and rules it with an iron fist.

 

I wish I was allergic to something so I had something to say when someone asked me if I had any allergies

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Unfortunately, all 30,000 of your girlfriends are really transexual males (if you don't roll that way haha).

 

I wish I could become a moderately successful musician (probably industrial) when I get older.

KMFDM - Kein Mitleid Für Die Mehrheit - No Pity For The Masses!

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Granted, after beginning a sucessfull career you are hit by a fan's car.

 

 

I wish for a red herring.

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English is the only language on this forum.

If you use another language, you need to include a traduction

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Oh wow, I hate everything -.-

Death kinda scares me.

your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.

Ffs, someone put this in their sig.

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Granted, but he has a mental breakdown upon seeing how America has turned out after all he sacrificed. He also hears about exactly how he dies. And he avoids it. And completely screws up the timeline.

 

I wish I had batteries that would never run out of power

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Granted, but they are the size of a Red Giant star and aren't even compatible with your Gameboy Color.

 

I wish I could pause and unpause time with just a snap of my fingers.

I'm going to milk Goon's teats

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Granted. you're abducted by evil kitty scientists who saws off your skull and removes it.. and then hooks your brain up to live wires. thus granting you the ability to answer these threads with your mind.

 

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I wish that I had a matchstick.

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