Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

[Psycho_Robot]

Granted, but the glass is chipped and impossible to drink from.

 

I wish gum never lost its flavour

[Dupin]

Granted, but it also makes you swell up and turn blue, like a big blueberry.

 

I wish for a fish.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, a shark jumps out of the ocean and eats you.

 

I wish to become a successful movie critic on YouTube.

[Goonstalf]

Granted, but a movie director becomes so infuriated from one of your reviews he bludgeons you to death with a baseball bat.

 

I wish I had a map of the universe.

[Psycho_Robot]

Granted, but the map is absolutely enormous, to the tune of light years across, but the scale is still uselessly small.

 

I wish Goon would stop driving and get out of the car already

[IBeATank]

Granted, but as soon as he steps out of his car, he becomes insecure and kills himself, effectively ending whatever he did.

 

(Never heard of him before)

 

I wish I had a higher grade in Physics Class

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, but you get kicked out after the teacher has realized you cheated by wishing for higher grades instead of earning them.

 

I wish Zamorak would be my real life god.

[IBeATank]

That was a good one, I hadn't expected that. Anyway... Granted, but he hates you and sends his minions to kill you, which they promptly do.

 

I wish my Grandparents hadn't died slowly and painfully of cancer.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, instead they died fast and painlessly from being shot.

 

I wish Abraham Lincoln would be my grandfather, then I'd tell everyone that he is my grandfather, and I'll become extremely famous for being Abe's grand-son.

[IBeATank]

Granted, but Tom Booth's grandson tracks you down and assassinates you.

 

I wish I had something to with for.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, but you forget what it was.

 

I wish the weather outside would be based on my emotions.

[Goonstalf]

Granted, but the first time you get angry the sky rains down fire and kills everyone.

 

I wish I could find a clipboard.

[BonScott]

Granted, but as soon as you go to clip something, the clip gets stuck open, leaving you with a slab.

 

I wish I could have met John Lennon.

[Psycho_Robot]

Granted, but he was uninteresting and you didn't really care for the encounter.

 

I wish I could eat all the yummy delicious food I wanted and never get fat

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you never become fat, but you still have to go to the bathroom every so often.

 

I wish to be stuck in an elevator with a rock star, then I'd ask him, "Can you rock us out of here?".

[Goonstalf]

Granted, but he says, "No." So you both starve to death in the elevator.

 

I wish I could rock us out of here.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you rock everyone out of existence.

 

I wish for a butler who would do anything for me, and the government would pay him.

[BonScott]

Granted, but with the economy the way it is, it can only be afforded for 2 minutes.

 

I wish this wish wouldn't come true.

[acenator]

Granted. The ensuing paradox from my previous statement ravages the scientific community until someone finally divides by 0 and destroys the universe.

 

 

 

I wish I could get all my homework done and done well in less than one hour.

[Psycho_Robot]

Granted. You do it but you don't learn anything.

 

I wish I knew every word in the english language

[Nenga]

Granted but you lose your voice and hearing.

 

I wish I could instantly know and be able to speak every single language in the world.

[Maxingmck]

But you lose your voice

 

i wish i died

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you die slowly and painfully.

 

I wish the random events in RuneScape would also occur in real life.

[Psycho_Robot]

Granted, and they annoy you to no small end!

 

I wish I had a neato metal sculpture of an eagle or something

[Nenga]

Granted, you get the something. That something turns out to be a knife in the head, you die.

 

I wish I had $20.00 in American dollar bills.