SeanyTheSailor Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Granted, I invest all of it and after researching time travel, I succeeds, and accumulate a fortune of exactly 7,974,630,267,936.58 dollars. However in a freak accident a stegosaurus from outer space kills me after bailing from its ship. I leave half of his money to his family, and half of it to the regular Forum Games posters of tip.it... but with no specific instructions of how it should be split up. The tip.it members then begin a global war in which, they use my time machine, and the overuse rips open a hole in time and space sucking the universe into a void where time and space is unclear so it is just a random sequence of places and events, ranging from milliseconds to 98 months. the human brain cannot handle this though so everyone dies. I wish Silver Wits would get on as she is rather clever and makes this more fun. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Granted, she does but Goon gets insulted and goes off to sulk in a corner. I wish there were 5000 tiny furry aliens in my apartment closet that worshiped me as their god. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Granted, these aliens believe you to be trapped in your flesh form however, so one day when you go to get something they kill you. I wish I had a roflcopter. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Granted, but the airforce doesn't recognize your aircraft and in a panic they launch 50 Patriot Missiles at you that tear your roflcopter to pieces. I wish I had Hitler's brain in a jar. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Granted, but a hamster knocks it off the table, breaking the jar the eats it. But nothing cool happens. I wish I could conjure any food I was in the mood for. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 *looks up the word "conjure" in the dictionary, and finds this explanation: "To imagine or picture in the mind."* Granted, but it only exists in your mind. I wish I could see into the future, then I'd use that ability to win at gambling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Granted, but unfortunately you forgot to check and see if it was a mafia casino, so they kill you before you can spend anything. I wish I could have some lobster or crab(only the food crab) right now. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted April 28, 2010 Share Posted April 28, 2010 Granted, but it turns out you're allergic and your throat swells up. I wish I had a Hershey's Cookies n' Cream bar right now. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Granted, but half was eaten by a chipmunk. I wish for a second wish. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Granted, but since you have unlimited wishes already, you are gonna wish you wasted your time better. I wish for a knuckle sandwich. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Granted, but I'm not sure how much you'll like severed fingers on bread... I wish for a Slap Chop. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Granted, but Vince decides to deliver it to you personally and then he beats you up and trys to solicit you for sex. I wish I had a usb extension chord. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Granted, but you are strangled with it by the USB Cord Strangler. i wish the world would strike me with happy feelings. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 1, 2010 Share Posted May 1, 2010 Granted, now you're so happy that you can't stop laughing. Unfortunately that's a problem, because you are annoyed by how you can't stop laughing. I wish for security cameras all around my apartment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted May 4, 2010 Share Posted May 4, 2010 Granted, but the overloaded circuits set your apartment on fire. I wish for a fire extinguisher. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 5, 2010 Share Posted May 5, 2010 Granted, it's empty. And when your house gets on fire, it won't save your life. So you have to call 911. I wish Adolf Hitler would raise from the death, commit suicide, raise from the death again, commit suicide, raise from the dead yet again, commit suicide, and the same progress would go on, and on, and on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 6, 2010 Share Posted May 6, 2010 Granted, he does, but every time he comes back alive he murders you only to have you come back alive at the same time he does and he kills you again. This goes on forever, of course. I wish I had a delicious bowl of popcorn. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Granted, but you accidentally drop it on the floor, and unfortunately the bowl is breakable, so the popcorn is all around your floor. I wish that in the Pokémon games, Pokémon could know more than 4 moves at a time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Granted, but you accidentally drop it on the floor, and unfortunately the bowl is breakable, so the popcorn is all around your floor. I wish that in the Pokémon games, Pokémon could know more than 4 moves at a time.Granted but all the pokemon you catch never have any moves, thus you can't train them up to reach the bigger move limit. I wish I had ice cream. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Granted, it's poop flavored. I wish I had a motorcycle. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Granted but it explodes and kills you. I wish I would get perfect scores on all my finals. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Granted, but somehow yours catch on fire. I wish I was as cool as Goon. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Granted, all the other mole people love you now. I wish I had a belt on. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Granted, but it doesnt actually hold up your pants. I wish I had a 5-layer burrito right now. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted May 7, 2010 Share Posted May 7, 2010 Granted but it's 5 layers of food you detest. I wish for a tortilla. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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