Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

[Napalm]

Granted, but because the glass is made of mango juice you can't use it before it falls down as all things do because of gravity.

 

I wish I could stop and resume time at my will without ever getting stuck.

[The_Mather1]

Granted, however you get a concussion, you are now stuck, while sensing, in the fraction of a second.

 

I wish nothing could hurt me mentaly.

[Jehosaphat]

Granted. Because it's too late for anything to mess you up mentally any more anyways.

 

I wish for a mug.

[The_Mather1]

Like that was news.

You get mugged.

 

I wish for infinite emotional "perfection".

[silver_wits]

granted.. however... you also become like perfection girl.

 

I wish perfection girl hadn' t happened.

[Jehosaphat]

Granted. You get "Perfection Boy" instead.

 

I wish for a toaster.

[silver_wits]

granted.. it's broken and rusty and always burns your bread to crisps... it also shocks you whenever you touch it.

 

I wish I had an electric eel

[The_Mather1]

Granted, you die of a random anvil to the head.

 

I wish someone laughed at that random occurance, though I don't care what happens to them afterwards.

[Jehosaphat]

Granted. They take the anvil and start beating you with it.

 

I wish for an anvil.

[silver_wits]

most normal people have two anvils in their heads... they laugh at the irony.

 

I wish that themather1 increased his intel level.

[The_Mather1]

Granted, however the resulting consentration of my intelectual capacity leads to a build-up of of unused computing capability. My eagerness to discover then leads me to attempt division by zero, again, only this time succession folows and it results in a quantum singularity of indefinable proportions that eventually grows to envelop Earth. (That is neither gibberish or copied.)

 

I wish for someone to understand the first two sentences in this post.

[Assume Nothing]

Granted, but they weren't willing to read it. So you just failed.

 

I wish for the meaning of life.

[Nexaduro]

You learn the answer, and the question as well, and the entire universe collapses and is replaced by something even more ridiculous.

 

I wish for the entire universe to collapse and be replaced with something even more ridiculous.

[i_trollz_u]

The universe eventually becomes the same and you realize it will never change and reality is boring.

 

I wish for nihlism.

[The_Mather1]

Granted but your cookie goes stale.

 

I wish for a fist in my face.

[Assume Nothing]

Granted, you get a fist inside your face and you die from having a fist in your face.

 

I wish for Omnipotence

[The_Mather1]

Granted, though you are now impotent as well.

 

I wish I were less disturbeding.

[Napalm]

Granted, you transform into a bunnie. And get killed to be eaten.

 

I wish I could be like this for ever.

[The_Mather1]

Granted, you are now immortal and will never age further... ever.

 

I wish I could think of a wish.

[Napalm]

Granted, but someone posts it before you do, and he gets famous because of it.

 

I wish I won the lottery.

[Assume Nothing]

Granted, but you die of something money can't save you from.

 

I wish I could be me

[The_Mather1]

Granted, but you get a concussion and forget who you are.

 

I wish I could stop getting hurt mentally and physically.

[Goonstalf]

Granted, you're dead and can no longer be harmed.

 

I wish I had a swarm of angry bees.

[The_Mather1]

Granted, in a related accident you find out that you are allergic to bee stings.

 

I wish going to the toilet wasn't a neccessity.

[Goonstalf]

Granted, but you lose your job at the toilet store due to downsizing.

 

I wish the Flyers will win their game tonight.