Corrupt a Wish (IT's over Nine Thousand)

[Assume Nothing]

Granted. You jump out a window, and you fly for only a mere 3 seconds. 8 lives left.

 

I wish for an omnipotent being to create a stone he cannot lift.

[The_Mather1]

Granted, he gets Chuck Norris to lift it for him.

 

I wish for a good, long and happy life for me, my friends, my family and my loved ones. (BTW, you count as friends.)

[Napalm]

Well ain't that lovely? I corrupt it by entering your circle of friends.

 

I wish I had a coke fountain.

[The_Mather1]

Granted, but the coke is diet.

 

I wish I could think of something to wish for.

[ProtoGuy]

A bag of fresh tacos suddenly appears on your desk, they are delicious.

 

I wish I had a good bottle of wine to enjoy..

[The_Mather1]

Granted, you can't find the corkscrew.

 

I wish I could die happy and fully functional in year 2100.

[Shiny]

Granted, the world is dead before 2100

 

I wish I could go to sleep now.

[MightyMuddy]

Granted but you don't wake up.

 

I wished I had some biscuts.

[ProtoGuy]

I just ate some left over biscuts from the meal earlier.. so that's where those came from. Oops.

 

I wish I had more egg nog.

[Shiny]

Granted, its all past its use-by date.

 

I wish I was wearing dark dark sunglasses, indoors, lights off, at nighttime.

[Napalm]

Granted. You trip and fall on a nail, which pierces your eye. And it breaks your sunglasses.

 

I wish I would finaly become aware.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you didn't say what you're finally aware of, so you're now finally aware that something evil has been watching you. And you go mentally insane.

 

I wish to change my username here on the forum to BlazeTheMovieFan.

[Napalm]

Granted, everyone forgets about you and treats you like a newby in every thread you post, disregarding the fact that you have -holy [cabbage]- 16k posts.

 

I wish I hadn't [bleep]ed up my sleep schedule so early in holidays.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you never sleep again.

 

I wish my series Pokémon Gangster would get a lot more comments. Seriously, I work so hard on them.

[Shiny]

Granted, but according to the Hipster Theory of relativity, the more popular something is, the worse it is.

 

I wish I had a steaming bowl of soup in front of me.

[Napalm]

Granted. The soup is cold. it's up to you to find out why it's steaming. And I won't give any hints because you are a mod.

 

I wish I was the law.

[Shiny]

Granted, except as the law, you now have to hang out with new friends, which include The Situation.

 

I wish I was Harry Potter.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, but since you don't have the same experience he does, Voldemort kills you without a problem.

 

I wish each minute was 150 seconds long instead of 60.

[Shiny]

Granted, but the new time changes mess with your internal body clock and you die from a lack of sleep.

 

I wish I was a woman.

[Napalm]

Granted. A genetical mutation causes you to be constantle on your period. Also, you are forced to prepare sandwhiches 24/7, and pop babies 'till you drop.

 

 

I wish I had invented the original "Final countdown" song instead of Europe.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

Granted, you get extremely famous for that. And trust me, fame isn't always a good thing, because now you won't be left alone.

 

I wish for 30 calculus over the hills.

[Goonstalf]

Granted, but you get hit by a bus.

 

I wish TBM would stop getting hit by buses.

[Blaze The Movie Fan]

FINALLY THIS THREAD GETS A REPLY!!!!!!!!! It's about time too.

 

Granted, Tom Bill Mensen now keeps getting hit by airplanes.

 

I wish to become mega-popular on Facebook.

[Goonstalf]

Granted, but you become mega-popular for killing a bunch of people.

 

I wish I weren't colorblind and had better vision.

[Napalm]

Granted. You can now see perfectly. In fact, your vision is so good, you start seeing the demons that inhabit our world. And they can see you.

 

I wish even electronic brain pancake crystal elderly.