SeanyTheSailor Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Granted. But its made of poo I wish for eternal win. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Granted, you win in the lotto for eternity, it is a problem because your mailbox gets full. I wish Iceland would be part of the United States, the Icelandic language would become extinct, everyone in Iceland who doesn't speak English would automaticlly learn that language, And Iceland would be US state and no longer its own nation. And everyone who was born in Iceland before it became US state wouldn't be accused of being illegal immigrants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted May 8, 2010 Share Posted May 8, 2010 Granted, along with the change all aspects of Icelandic culture and history are forever removed. I wish for a small green button. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 9, 2010 Share Posted May 9, 2010 Granted, but it's attached to a system of chains and pulleys that seem to be holding up a 50 ton block of steel 2 feet above your head. I wish my professors assigned less busy work. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Granted, they assign you very easy work, however, you don't get paid a lot. I wish steel dragons in RuneScape would drop 5 noted steel bars instead of unnoted. I always kill like 3 steel dragons each trip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 12, 2010 Share Posted May 12, 2010 Granted, they make that update but the next day Jagex is sued and Runescape is shut down. I wish my I had remembered to wash my laundry today. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 16, 2010 Share Posted May 16, 2010 Granted, you wash your laundry, but apparently you have a lot more than you thought, so you'll be doing it all day. I wish 500 cans of Coca-Cola would be sent directly to my apartment every week from the Coca-Cola company. For free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 17, 2010 Share Posted May 17, 2010 Granted, but you're unable to drink that many cans in a week, so your apartment slowly starts filling with Coke until one day your floor collapses due to the sheer weight of millions of Coke cans. I wish it wasn't so windy. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 18, 2010 Share Posted May 18, 2010 Granted it is never windy again and it also is 142 degrees out forever more. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Granted, since you didn't make a wish the genie grants the wish that he thought you might make; your head is now a tangerine. I wish there wasn't a birds nest right above my window. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Granted, it gets replaced by a dinosaur nest. I wish I would stop being so damn addicted to RuneScape. It is a problem. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 19, 2010 Share Posted May 19, 2010 Granted, but instead you move onto WoW and end up doing endless raids and spend even more time on it than you did RS. I wish I had 2 AAA batteries. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 Granted, you get 2 AAA batteries which have ran out. I wish for a pineapple juice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flodder450 Posted May 20, 2010 Share Posted May 20, 2010 your wish is granted, but its poisened i wish i had a walrus 99 Firemaking 30-5-2010 | 99 Fletching 13-7-2014 TET-AU member:6-10-2010 - 21-10-2011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 21, 2010 Share Posted May 21, 2010 Granted, but it immediately mauls you. I wish I had a Philly cheese steak. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted May 23, 2010 Share Posted May 23, 2010 Granted, but it is poorly prepared and looks a bit like a rat on a bun. I wish for a match. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Granted, but the head's cut off and it won't light. I wish I was good at Sudoku's. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Granted, you're so good at you never have to think again. You know the right numbers right away. Which beats the whole purpose of the game. I wish Abraham Lincoln would raise from the death and become the next President of the United States. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Granted, but the US isn't ready for a zombie president so he is impeached. I wish humans didn't have to sleep. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Posted May 24, 2010 Share Posted May 24, 2010 Granted. The Orange Soda Experiment becomes a reality. I wish I had never read that creepypasta. Link to Forum Games signature.[hide=TIFer Quotes]This lack of discussion value..disturbs me.English is the only language on this forum.If you use another language, you need to include a traductionbgok5jn dsgtalgOh wow, I hate everything -.-Death kinda scares me.your obsession with phallic objects shows quite clearly in your artworks.Ffs, someone put this in their sig.[/hide] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Goonstalf Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Granted, but the reason you never read it is because you can't read at all. I wish I had a bowl of soup. I'm going to milk Goon's teats Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blaze The Movie Fan Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Granted, but it tastes awful. I wish I would get my Zamorak platebody back in RuneScape, I died and sadly lost it. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Yeng Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Granted, then you died with it again. lol! I wish I had a Ntxhais :( <-- Can't be corrupt, gf I win? Edit: Can't corrupt something if you have no clue of. Anyway, it means Daughter. ;) 2002 - 2003 RuneScape Classic Clans: Wild Dawgs (WD). Court of Dragons (CoD). BlacKnights (BK). Black Dragon Knights (BDK).2009 - 2010 RuneScape 2 Clan/Team: Hardly Dead (HD). Ex-Team Silent Ember (SE).~ Hmong Pride ~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SeanyTheSailor Posted May 25, 2010 Share Posted May 25, 2010 Granted, then you died with it again. lol! I wish I had a Ntxhais :( <-- Can't be corrupt, gf I win?I have no idea what that is but, granted but it doesn't work. So easy to corrupt so you lose. i wish i had the power of selective x ray vision. God dammit Seany, STOP SHARING MY MIND" I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin. I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nenga Posted May 26, 2010 Share Posted May 26, 2010 Granted, but it is only selective while you're asleep. I wish I had a nice col pepsi. Ponies! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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